They Fear Him. Victor Davis Hanson Explains

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Woman Pleads Guilty in the UK's First-Ever "Cyber-Farting" Case

Via Collin Rugg @CollinRu on X 

"A woman pleads guilty in the UK's first-ever "Cyber-Farting" case, spanked with penalties after sending videos of herself farting to her boyfriend's ex. 25-year-old Rhiannon Evans caused "distress or anxiety" to her boyfriend's ex. 

"She proceeds to pass gas by placing the camera on her bottom and passing the gas," said prosecutor Diane Williams. "Miss Evans passing wind, her face smiling at the camera." 

The "victim," Deborah Prytherch, said the booty belches made her feel unsafe in her own home. "It was purely malicious. She was smirking throughout, she found it hilarious but the victim didn’t." 

Evans must attend 15 rehabilitation sessions, 60 days of alcohol abstinence monitoring, and a two-year restraining order following the cheek squeaking stunt. She is no longer allowed to "harass" the "victim." 

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"What are you in for?" 

 "Killing people with a hammer and putting their bodies through my wood chipper. You?"

 "Sending videos of farting." 

 As the murderer slides down the bench away from her, a tiny squeak is heard in the jail cell.

I guess we shouldn't mock a prestigious legal system that's been in place for hundreds of years. But once the land of Churchill and Monty Python, now the land of felonious flatulation.

Imagine standing before a judge, accused of malicious wind deployment. "Your Honor, I plead guilty to first-degree cheek squeaking with intent to disturb." And the punishment? 15 rehabilitation sessions—for what? Learning how to clench?

I'd be curious what our cousin across the pond 'Feargal the cat's' take is on this....... 

My Fav

Of all the memes and post we did kicking around Jimmy Acosta during the first Trump Admin, this was probably my favorite........

 So long Jimmy.  We won't really miss you, but wish you well in your new Substack adventure and heroic lead of the Trump resistance. We're sure all your 184 CNN morning viewers will rush to shell out a couple of bucks and subscribe because of your outstanding Olbermann class journalism. 

Brutally Mocked: Weasel Raskin Calls in Shrinks to Deal With Dem's TDS

With dems scared shitless and emotional distraught, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MAR) summoned professional psychologists to provide therapy for House Democrats afflicted with increasingly serious Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) in the wake of DJT's election victory.

Raskin, who was brutally mocked on social media, told reporters Friday he enlisted shrinks to help "Democrats on his panel cope with President Donald Trump’s first week in office". (insert laugh track here)

One of the more despicable politicians that have wormed his way into politics, Raskin seems to enjoy making a fool of himself and his liberal colleagues. An election denier who Joe Biden issued a blanket pardon earlier last week, a move the Biden Justice Department has argued implies an admission of guilt, hired psychologists who apparently specialize in “emotion regulation” and “neural systems supporting social forms. 

Raskin lead the Trump impeachment inquiry and did his part in defecting against Biden's corrupt business dealings, and was lead media propagandist for dem's during the partisan January 6 televised Kabuki Theater.

Seems embarrassing to bring in psychiatry, the one organization that is responsible for the mental health crisis in the US. Ever notice how no one ever gets better once they are diagnosed. 

Maybe RFK jr. can get TDS entered into the DSM-5. Congress is no place for mentally disturbed people.  

What would probably more useful would be exorcists.  

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Your First Official Trump 2.0 Era Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread

Congratulations! We have survived the Biden regime and it's corrupt excesses. Hopefully all DMFers made it unscathed financially and better for any battles endured. It's hard to believe sometime the things the country experienced and the harm Joe Biden did to the culture, and the blatant strikes at our freedoms we witnessed.  But No More!

47' came at of the gate full throttle and gettin' some shit done. Just as he promised. But many congressional roadblocks are expected and a well financed and well organized resistance lay waiting in the weeds.

So without further ado, your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Every One of You, opens up the floor for your intellectual discussions, philosophical comments, or most excellent brutal mocking and unrepentant torching of democrats and their smooth brained adherents that is a hallmark and tradition of this honorable award winning web page.  Just keep your damn feet off the furniture. Capice?!

You Know What to Do. 

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Headlines I Never Thought I'd See

"Media Praise Trump for Acting ‘Normal’ After 

Four Years of Biden Mumbling, Stumbling"

It remains to be seen if this is a good thing or bad. 

Breitbart:

"The contrast has never more apparent between President Donald Trump’s willingness to engage with reporters and former President Joe Biden’s infrequent media availability. on his way to North Carolina on Friday, stepped out of the White House and immediately walked over to the multitude of reporters waiting in freezing weather for his appearance.

Trump took several questions about his executive orders and pardons. He also delivered coherent comments about his trips to North Carolina and Los Angeles to tour hurricane and fire disasters.

Back to normal. Real answers. Normal gait,” the New York Post‘s Miranda Devine posted on X. “No group of staffers to shield POTUS. No falling up stairs. No aviators to hide dilated pupils. Etc.”

“HISTORIC,” Townhall posted. “Donald Trump successfully walks up the main steps of Air Force One.”

“Historically, the previous president struggled to do the same,” it mocked Biden."

"Media Elites Whine They Are "Exhausted" Just

5 days Into Trump Presidency"

"Establishment media personalities say they are already worn out from covering President Donald Trump and his resurgent drive to deliver the “Golden Age of America.”

Media elites did not have to work very hard during the previous administration. With Trump’s return, his executive orders, pardons, and policies are already flooding the media landscape, such as Thursday’s bombshell report of ICE capturing illegal aliens and deporting them.

Day four “feels like month four,” Puck’s Tara Palmeri whined Thursday, noting she was hesitant to report the news for fear of “piling on to the deluge of Trump news.”

New York Times’s columnist David Brooks complained the media had a four year vacation from doing their job and is “once again” having to cover the large amount of news Trump generates.

Americans’ trust in the establishment media to report current events “fully, accurately and fairly” plummeted to a record low in 2024, Gallup polling found in October. The decline in trust indicates the media lost credibility due to pushing false narratives, such as Hunter Biden’s laptop story, Russian collusion, the source of the 2020 pandemic, the January 6 investigation, and numerous hoaxes."

The Next Four Are Going To Be Eventful

The media cultists and pundits, whose duty it is to explain the doings of the world to a much more simple-minded citizenry, are having a hard time translating the Second Coming of Trump in a way that they are comfortable with. It was not hard for them the first time around. It is never hard for them to talk down to us, knowing we will never quite grasp the insight they patiently but condescendingly share. I believe that they had in their collective mind visions of Andrew Jackson’s first inauguration, which saw a wash of back-woods types end up partying in the White House in their dirty shirts and muddy boots. But for fear that we common types were not well-read enough to know the reference, they just stuck with crude, rude and Russian collusion.

This time it is much harder to discount the election results as a stunning, one-off upset due to right-wing trickery, some easily fooled serfs in backward fly-over territory and, of course, Russian “disinformation”. There was, of course, no whiskey-fueled trashing of the White House as in Jackson’s time.

I don’t think DJT quite understood what he was up against in his first term. But I think he does now. And I think the Democrats recognize that Trump has figured all this out, and they’re scared to death.

Car Shopping Must be Awkward. 🤣🤣

Mah boy Barron 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/r93VigMnGS

— NERO (@ok_nero) January 21, 2025

Off Into the Sunset Goes the Old Fool.

Last night a few of us gathered and opened a celebratory bottle of Woodford Reserve Double Oaked bourbon to toast the departure of the worst President of many of our lifetimes. I know many will disagree, but I wish Joe Biden nothing but peace and comfort in his final years. Because I'm confident he’ll “Get his” in the next life.

I also hope that future historians, for the sake of truth and the honor of their profession, will correctly record him as a foolish, deeply corrupt, and fundamentally dishonorable man, and a disgrace to his country. He is a despicable man, always has been. He used his offices to enrich himself and his family and to benefit our enemies or his profit. Biden did awful damage because he’s a fool and a crook. Now out of office, he personally can do no more harm.

Yes, those who have been propping him up for the past four years are still hiding in their homes and under rocks in D.C. and are at this moment scheming.  That's for 47 to deal with for the next four years, and we can only hope his armor remains strong.

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The Real Reason Michell Obama Skipped the Trump Inauguration.

 She Just Loves the Beach at Maui This Time of Year.

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Please Stand By:

 Your Country Will Be Restored Shortly

The Final Almost Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread of the Biden Years.

Yes, there is a God. A loving God that has spare us from more of a corrupt puppet and the traitorous acts of Biden and his many enablers in the dark.  Joseph Robinette Biden is a cruel stain on the history of America and that should be his primary Presidential legacy.

If so inclined, Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, welcomes your "no holds barred" farewell sentiments for Joe & his fame seeking caretaker Jill. I'll be sure and anonymously pass them along to surely be part of the "Joe Biden Library" (insert laugh track here). You know what to do. 

 The Floor is now open.

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Earl Done This

Notorious Former PBS Leftist Chia Pet Cast to Return to WH Press Briefing Room for NBC

Breitbart:  

Far-left NBC News is signaling nothing will change by announcing anti-Trump activist Yamiche Alcindor will return to the White House briefing room. 

“I’m heading back to the White House beat for @NBCNews to cover the second Trump administration,” Alcindor wrote on Xwitter. “It’s a true honor to be a journalist and I welcome all news tips and story ideas.” 

One must admit, the lack of typos in that Xtweet is impressive considering the size of her fingers. 

On top of taking up room for two in the White House briefing room, Alcindor regularly made headlines during Donald Trump’s first term as a PBS White House correspondent starting in 2018. Alcindor wasn’t there to gather information from the Trump administration that she could then pass on to a public looking to be informed. 

She’s an activist and her sick idea of justice is big government fascism where we are not allowed to criticize men participating in and ruining women’s sports. She’s a bully who polices speech. She’s a liar who spreads fake hate hoaxes. She’s a racial arsonist and a stooge for the Democrat party. 

Everyone knows who and what Alcindor is, which tells us that after four years of lying and covering up to protect Joe Biden, NBC News is weaponizing itself to attempt to tear down Trump. 

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Okay. You Can Go Now.......GO!

And don't forget to take your little weasel Merrick Garland with you. 

An Asian View from My Couch

I thought I'd share this with you guys because I can't help but giggle when I think about it.  One of my classmates from the Catholic International School we both attended in Belgium and have remained close friends every since, is here for a long awaited visit by her to the Villa de Sarcastica.

She's Japanese, sharp witted and every since her first visit and resulting culture shock, she has loved the South and its culture. Saturday, after some wonderful Burgundy Beef takeout and bottle of good Pino, we settled in for the evening for some brainless American television. After awhile she turned to me and with a straight face inquired as to why there are no handsome white men in TV commercials? "They're all 5ft painfully pale unshaven curly headed sissy looking beta males that look like they'd break a shoulder if they bumped into a door jam."

I liked to have fell of the chair laughing. Then it dawned on me she probably saw more white males that night than I had seen in ads in entire last three months. 

How True it is that foreigners can see us as we refuse to see ourselves sometime.

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Sunday Soothingness

Just for you, because your Blog Editrix loves each and every one of you, another bit of Auditory Soothingness for your Sunday decompression. This day I give you a smooth little Jazz tune, unfortunately not available on physical media, but exclusively on a self publishing website. Very well done, here is "Cherry" by Hara Noda via 'Music Waves Media'.

So take a slow Deep Breath and Enjoy Your Sunday.

The Great Clarification

“There was a time when an assumption that everyone was operating from the same dictionary was common. Adults assumed that schools, universities, and even companies were roughly the same as the ones they’d known throughout their lives. They thought that the political parties were on separate sides of a mainstream and that they weren’t in separate galaxies. 

 It was easy to cling to those assumptions because there were no grand pronouncements. The shift occurred quietly and in increments and by the time a large number of people noticed the “long march through the institutions, it appeared to be irreversible.

That’s when a major mistake was made. The dystopian utopians became too cocky and showed their cards. They thought that the hellish Trump was so “out there” and arrogant and tasteless that the average citizen would reach the same inescapable conclusions as the credentialed crew in the faculty lounge. They turned ‘lawfare’ into a political strategy and squelched freedom of expression.” 

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Kurt Vonnegut on Getting an Envelope

I keep this under the glass on my desk as a reminder; it's just a tool not a master. 

Your Very First Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread of 2025!

Holy Shit! Joe Biden lands in California and LA County burst into flames!  Get that mumbling stooge outta there and back to Delaware.  And lock the door!

We're one week in and 2025 has not been uneventful to say the least. You can leave your prediction for 2025 if you like in the comments. We promise not to laugh unless you deserve it.

The floor is open.

And just a reminder that all 2024 house rules, vest pocket agreements and questionable contracts are to remain in full effect until further notice.   

The Bus to Disgraced Obscurity is Now Boarding

We all witnessed history today when Kamala became the first woman of color to certify her own election defeat. Another glass ceiling shattered. And so begins her journey into obscurity......

Wow. Watch this. So awkward. Kamala destroyed.

You dropped this King 👑 pic.twitter.com/r05aB5WnGM

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 6, 2025

 

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They Finally Found Something Biden Can Do.

What do a Nazi collaborator, a British citizen, an unindicted obstructer of justice, the Trump hating wicked witch of the fashion world and a pretend scientist have in common? They all get one of the highest honors that America can bestow, a significant honor until Barky Obama started handing them to B list hollywood supporters and daytime TV celebs. 

 According to the notorious, sleazy homosexual gossip columnist Roger Friedman, known for his squishy as Jell-O questions and heaping praise on the performers for their unexceptional appearances, wrote a column worthy of a high school mean girl journalism project. Don't get me wrong, I admire a good piece of snark, but Roger Friedman is just hack who probable sucked the right people considering his is still relevant in some circles. 

According to Friedman's column "Biden Sticks It to MAGA with Mega Lib Medals of Freedom", Joe Biden continued the recent Democrat Presidents' habit by handing out the Medal of Freedom like candy for just being rich, or as corrupt as he is. It's a tough job for Biden, but he managed stay upright through the event. 

"Joe Biden is going out with a bang. Today he bestowed Presidential medals of Freedom to the most mega liberal group he could think of. He’s sticking it to MAGA big time on the way out...."

Among the recipients, Biden bestowed the honor to were the devil's left hand George Soros, Crime Boss Ma Clinton, the wicked Anna Wintour, the guy who stands in front of U2 while they drone on, Bono, and Bill Nye. Yes, that Bill Nye:

'Soros is considered Satanic by MAGA for funding everything that is anathema to them. (Now they have to look up ‘anathema.’) Hillary — MAGA blames her for everything bad in the world. And let’s not forget her emails! Biden is also giving a posthumous award to Senator Robert F. Kennedy, who was assassinated in 1968. This is a jab at his crazy son, known as RFK Jr, the conspiracy theorist with lunatic ideas soon to run health services for Trump. The entertainers getting awards stand for the opposite of everything MAGA and Trump. 

Anna Wintour worked for this award, keeping Melania Trump off the cover of Vogue, celebrating Jill Biden in the magazine, and throwing fundraisers for the Democrats. She may not be pleasant, but she’s smart as a whip....." 

Biden isn’t done. He’ll be giving out awards and pardons right up through January 20th before Trump is sworn in. After that, Trump will return to giving medals to D list athletes, donors, and Neo-fascists."

Not really sure why the chain smoking general science teacher and climate freak Bill Nye deserves a Medal of Freedom, but I doubt Biden knows either.

Friedman is proud Democrat Trump hater and nasty little man whose ethics are even questioned by the likes of an editor at Business Insider who once said:

"You know, when you act badly at one place and everyone learns about it, I don't believe it's common practice to hire you to do the same job at another place. If there's a news story about you dipping your balls in the Frosty mix at Wendy's, you don't get to work at Steak n' Shake."

BTW, Friedman was once employed by Fox News until he got into a pissing contest with the late Kirstie Alley, and lost.  🤣

I've Resisted Until Now

I was advised by better angels to not post anything about the NYE incident in New Orleans because of my obvious anger about what happened in the place I work and Love. I resist no longer.

We already have plenty of introductory, contextual material as a framework to understanding that the terrorist attack on Bourbon St. is not only more than meets the eye, but part of a greater pattern by which we should all be outraged. Outraged, not just sad. 

It is all part of the narrative warfare raging all around us, which should bring us both hope and a holy outrage. This time it comes in the form of a statement by Soros-backed Orleans Parish DA Jason Williams.  This slug Williams words are not only telling concerning New Orleans, but if we’re sharp, we’ll start to connect this reaction to other aftermaths of tragedies.  

Williams is now calling for European-like surveillance measures to defend against terror attacks. The far-left DA, who went viral for being carjacked in 2023, says things are about to change for large-scale events.

"I think you're going to see a lot of things change in this country in terms of how we handle large-scale events. I think you're going to see things change in terms of the level of surveillance that we have in this country." 

"We push back against some of that. But when you look at places like the UK and other European places where CCTV is very commonplace... it can look for signs or indications of an attack."

Orleans Parish deserves to have safety and this guy is not going to provide it.

Before we surrender ourselves to an omniscient security state how about we grab our Intel Community and security agencies like the FBI by the ankles and shake out the Deep State incompetents that hate American public they are supposed to protect and demand they do the job they are supposed to do.

The New Orleans Terrorist posted allegiance to ISIS months ago. All those 87,000 armed IRS agents need a transfer to a boiler room screening the digital world.  Does not this Soros buttboy even realize the perpetrator was surveilled while committing the crime?

As the fog continues to clear on decades of mind control and mass psychosis, it is safe to live and think by a simple precept: Every time government says they are doing something for our “safety,” they are taking our rights away under false pretenses. It means, at best, that they are capitalizing on the tragedy, and at worse, that they created it.

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