The Trumpster Clears the Deck.......

by Big Fur Hat @IOTWReport

Lindsey Graham? The guy’s a fag. You know it and I know it. My fish know it. But who cares? I don’t. But maybe he cares. The guy is gayer than a picnic basket but won’t admit it. That makes him a target for blackmail. Next.

Jeb Bush? He’s the Rachel Dolezal of Mexicans. He wants to be Mexican so bad he mows his lawn 3 times a day. When he passes gas it sounds like La Cucaracha. I agree, he should be president… of Mexico. Next.

Hillary Clinton? Is she finished with her menopause yet? I don’t think so. One minute she’s sitting around, depressed, sun glasses, wearing a winter coat on a plane. Next minute she’s got her bingo wings out and she’s laughing like a lunatic. I think her prescription pills and the booze aren’t mixing right. I’d stay away from this one.

John McCain? I think we all know how I feel about this guy. He’s a little guy whose chubby daughter has to stick up for him. I’ll do him a favor and let him stand on my wallet at the debates.......... KEEP READING

☪ A Foreign Policy Black Comedy ☪

Kerry Seen Leaving Recent  Iranian Negotiations 

Known affectionately here at DMF as the "Earl of Ketchup" and "The Duke of Heinz", John Kerry can now add a  third honor to his  royalist list of titles - "The Prince of Fools" 

Ricochet - You must give John Kerry credit. Who else could play the idiot with a straight face like he can. Again, he knocked me to the floor with a comment so devoid of intelligence, so totally inane as to astound beyond all credence. Truly he is the Prince of Fools.

"U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said a speech by Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei on Saturday vowing to defy American policies in the region despite a deal with world powers over Tehran’s nuclear program was “very troubling.”

“I don’t know how to interpret it at this point in time, except to take it at face value, that that’s his policy,” he said in the interview with Saudi-owned Al Arabiya television.

“But I do know that often comments are made publicly and things can evolve that are different. If it is the policy, it’s very disturbing, it’s very troubling.....” 

The man has just concluded a complete major treaty with the Iranians. The administration just ran to the U.N. so they could lift vitally important sanctions from Iran, giving them the green light for further aggression. They did this before Congress, as agreed, could have a say, and as if the Congressional right to ratify treaties, under the Constitution, were something that could be waved. Now, he’s “disturbed” that the hideous tyrannical regime with which he’s been negotiating for years is just what it appears: a lawless monster intent on the destruction of America, Israel, and any rival in the Middle East.

“If it is the policy, it’s very disturbing, it’s very troubling.”

The Supreme Leader of an absolute theocratic dictatorship publicly announced this, to mass rallies, and Kerry says “If it is the policy.” He’s just given away the store at the U.N., and now, a few days later, he is very disturbed and troubled.

Absolutely amazing! This is for the Idiot Olympics. Kerry is in a class by himself.  

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The Religion of Peace vs. Socialist Utopians

The bombing is believed to have been a suicide attack carried out by an 18 year-old female ISIS militant. The target was a gathering of Turkish  left-wing activists planning to cross into the northern Syrian city of Kobani to help rebuild the town destroyed during the months-long ISIS siege last year.  30 dead and 100 wounded. 

Lost in the News of the Day.....

As the blogs rehash Fridays news and repost the same stuff we read all weekend:  of the celebration of men who think they're women, of a traitorous administration's deal with the devil,  of the lives of the most violent people in society are the only lives who matter, and of a generation of journalist and politicians that years ago were calling military men like him baby killers now come to his defense as a war hero....    As society continues it's slow decent into chaos lead by progressive intent on dragging us into an Orwellian high tech version of the 8th century, very little is said on the 46th anniversary of what was once believed the impossible and only dreamed of; America's greatest achievement and the pinnacle of human civilization. 

In the early morning hours of July 20, 1969, the entire world looked up from their mundane lives and watched as Americans first stepped foot on the moon.  

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Backstage With Hillary

MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE
by Campaign Reporter Earl of Taint 

In my role as the Semi-Professional Journalist At Large for the MFNS Worldwide Media Empire I attended a recent Dem fundraiser and managed to sneak myself backstage and into Hillary’s dressing room. I could only upload one shot before her security droids activated, forcing me to run for my life.

Luckily, for all of us, she was already dressed.

Earl has also managed to recently sneak into Donald Trump's Dressing Room