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Fear Not America, Jennifer Will Save Us!

I was beginning to get all worried about America, ya know with high school kids about to round up NRA members and hang them from the nearest lamp post, Russian bots runnin' round in my computer, and frightened Nancy Pelosi might hurt herself using powerful lawn equipment at her age cutting grass down on the southern border and all. But I'm confident I can relax now that Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence is taking a year off from her important job of acting (and gettin' nekked) so she can “fix our democracy.”

PJM - "The actress, whose latest movie, Red Sparrow, comes out March 1, says she’ll be working with an organization called Represent.Us to help combat “anti-corruption and stuff.” (See, we’re going to be totally fine.) She hopes to “get young people engaged politically on a local level” and after that, she says, “I don’t know what I’m doing next.”

Okay, Lawrence’s plan seems a little vague, but I’m sure she’ll rise to the challenge. I mean, she’s got all the qualifications of a totally democracy-fixing babe.....or whatever. Sure, it’s possible her Hollywood elitist inarticulateness will tip people off to the charade but, in the age of Donald Trump, she’ll probably just fit right in.

But think about it, who better to “fix” our country than Katniss Everdeen? Since, as Lawrence herself proclaimed, a Trump presidency is “the end of the world,” having someone around who knows how to survive in a post-apocalyptic society is a real asset to America, don't ya think?

She’ll totally be able to fix the environment. Remember, she played Mother in the completely incomprehensible film 'Mother!' which, according to Lawrence, was about “the rape and torment of Mother Earth.” (The movie’s title had an exclamation point in it, so you know it’s serious.) Lawrence played Mother Earth so she must be onto something when she said that the hurricanes in Texas and Florida last year were an example of “Mother Nature’s rage and wrath” over our current political situation. But don’t worry, since she’s Mother Earth, she’ll just save herself. And I’m sure Lawrence’s latest role as Russian operative Dominika Egorova in 'Red Sparrow' will prove useful. We’ll definitely need to have ties to Russia when Lawrence’s democratic “fix” ends up looking a lot like communism. Don’t worry, she’s combat trained. (That’s not relevant, it’s just, like, really cool.)

So, you see, America, we’re in good hands. And, while a year might not seem long enough to totally “fix” our democracy, it’s certainly long enough to do nothing at all. Which is the most likely outcome of Lawrence’s acting hiatus. In the meantime, we’ll have to watch movies with other, less politically-oriented, actresses who lack Lawrence’s acknowledged skills for democracy fixing. It’s too bad, since Jennifer Lawrence is actually kind of a good actress. 

But, of course, democracy fixing comes first. And I’m sure once she’s fixed the democracy and we all live in a utopian society where everyone believes in “stuff” and no one believes in that other “stuff” we’ll all finally be happy.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

A Most Ironic and Tone Deaf Tweet If I've Ever Seen One....

The Tide Pod Generation Is Suddenly Bestowed With Great Wisdom

DT- It was only a few short weeks ago when the dangerous craze of teens eating Tide detergent pods and posting the videos on social media had gotten so out of control that YouTube and others removed the videos so as to not encourage them. But in less than a month, the Tide Pod Generation has gone from being a great American shame to being our current leaders in the “debate” on how to run the country.

All that it took was one school shooting, a well-funded and highly-coordinated anti-Second Amendment movement, a crooked cable television network falsely presenting itself as a legitimate source of news, Americans are being scolded by teenagers who have somehow become wise beyond their years and are presented as morally superior to their elders.

Last night’s grotesque orgy of anti-gun propaganda on CNN aside, liberals have come up with a genius new idea to vastly expand their voting base. Lower the voting age to sixteen!

"The real adults in the room are the youth from Parkland, Florida, who are speaking out about the need for meaningful gun control laws. They are proving that civic engagement among young people can make a difference. The ironic part? They can’t even vote yet."

Yeah. No problem. Lower the voting age to include those impressionable minds who are gullible enough to swallow liberal propaganda and then stroke their young egos by tricking them into believing that they will actually have a seat at the table. The manipulation of these shooting survivors may not be the very definition of evil but it gets pretty damn close. It just goes to show that Democrats would sell the souls of their own children to the devil if it helps them to win elections.

You didn't care......

Russia has tried to influence American society, it's internal affairs and elections before. You didn't care until you were told to care. There were statues that stood in place for over a 100 years. You didn't care until you were told to care.  You didn't care that your elected leaders spied, lied and were corrupt. You didn't care until you were told to care. People are killed by guns every day in cities like Chicago, Baltimore and New Orleans. You didn't care about gun violence until you were told to care.......

Squinty Scarborough Admits What Liberals Don't Want To Hear

On this mornings edition of MSNBC's Squinty & Meat Puppet Show, Squinty Joe, just weeks after he tried to paint President Donald Trump as “desperate” and attempting to cover up evidence of obstruction, admits that the chance of Robert Muellar indicting Donald Trump are pretty much ZERO.

As Meat Puppet looks on adoringly, Scarborough compared Mueller to Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, saying the special counsel will leave it up to the voters to decide how to handle the Russia probe, much as Roberts did with an Obamacare case. 

“A good source — really good source told me a few days ago and I wonder if you’ve been picking this up too because I talked about the possible indictment of the president, that Bob Mueller at the end of the day, is a conservative with a small c.  He is not going to indict anybody if he can’t bring that indictment home and he is not. He’s going to do everything he can do to make sure he doesn’t break china in America’s constitutional republic.” 

“The possibility of him actually indicting the president is next to zero, because that’s not who Bob Mueller is. Here Mueller is thinking, it’s not my job to indict the president and kick him out of office. That’s Congress’ job.” - Video

With the ceiling about to fall in and the floor crumbling beneath them, the whole dream of impeachment is about fold and slide down the hill. The left sees the entire Russian collusion story evaporating before their eyes and their own lies being exposed. It will soon be nothing more than senseless fodder for late night comedians talk shows while the Dem's useful idiots in the media continue to try and polish this turd in order to inflict damage on the R's mid-terms chances of holding Congress, and to make excuses for the Blue Wave that fails to show up......

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!