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The Leaky Lying Shitweasel Gets Kicked in the Nads.

What can be said about Adam Schiff that hasn’t already been said? Let’s make that what can I put in writing about a smarmy political hack with apparently zero conscience who has told more lies and made more “smoking gun” promises over the last six years.

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy on Tuesday night, as promised, officially booted Schiff, and equally smarmy political hack Eric Swalwell, off the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. Schiff of course threw a predictable snit fit when the boot came, profusely lying as usual and making silly threats on his way to the curb:

"This is petty, political payback for investigating Donald Trump. 

If he thinks this will stop me, he will soon find out just how wrong he is. 

I will always defend our democracy."

Serial liar Schiff’s 24×7 obsession with DJT has been pathetically hilarious, and his claim of “defending our democracy” is laughable. Sorry Adam, you got exactly what you deserved.

The Tweeter Box had a helluva lot to say, and the hilarious blistering continues as we speak.

adam schiff learns he was removed from the house intel committee: pic.twitter.com/PJnaKmfbT5

— drefanzor memes (@drefanzor) January 26, 2023

[RedState]

[Konan The Bar Barron]

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DMF Set to Dominate Industry With New Men's Grooming Products Line

Let Us Help Turn You Into An Absolutely Irresistible Hunk Of Burning Man Meat 

OUR NEW LINE OF MEN’S GROOMING PRODUCTS IS

 PERFECT FOR YOU—A BIG, STRONG MAN!

Our new line of men’s grooming products is cutting edge, down-to-earth, and isn’t sold in colors not already present in a storm cloud. In short, it’s perfect for you: a big, strong man. Or aspiring big, strong man. Or those who feel a tangential relationship to the idea of being a big, strong man. The men who buy our products are bold—fearless. But not in a Taylor Swift way.

The guys who buy our products are earth-shakers. Trend-setters. Body-builders (in the loosest sense). They’re jet setters and homeowners and savants. They’re strong and wiry and rude to waiters. They’re self-described “providers,” but they won’t say no to splitting the bill.

They’re overconfident in their sense of direction and a danger to themselves in nature. You know, guy’s guys. Outdoorsy types. Grill masters. Flannel wearers. We make our products for the kind of guy who doesn’t chop his own firewood but is definitely interested in the idea. The kind of guy who doesn’t play a sport professionally but played a little in high school and enjoys bringing it up in conversation.

Our grooming products are for guys who hear “self-care” and think, “not for me.” Guys who hear “basic grooming” and think, “that’s woman stuff.” They’re for guys who would only buy a hand balm if it was marketed to bare-knuckle boxers, and those who would only buy a razor in black, blue, or steel.

You wear carpenter pants and sturdy boots that keep your feet warm while at your nine-to-five office job. It’s drafty as hell in there, but you’d never ask them to turn up the thermostat. You’re not that kind of guy. You’re the kind of guy who thinks deodorants shouldn’t make you smell better—just different. The kind of guy who’s interested in smelling like “Out West” or “Mulch” or “Under the Bed”—who wouldn’t be caught dead smelling like the first day of spring (a woman’s season) unless, of course, it was the first day of spring during a zombie apocalypse or something.

With products like “Bar Fight” beard oil, “RAGE” lip balm, and “Back in My Day” rejuvenating face masks, our customers can pamper themselves while remaining secure in the idea that, if they tried, they could bowl professionally.

If this sounds like you, check out our products today—sold exclusively online like all good shit should be!

NOTE TO READERS: 

As a gift to you, DMF will be sending you a personal gift pack of our new products in appreciation of your loyalty. Our lawyers advised us we needed to confirm no toxicity or side affect are still present in the products. So if you experience dizziness, explosive diarrhea or internal organs turning to liquid, stop using product immediately. 

*All disclaimers are hereby claimed!

The Last Thing You See Before Being Hunted for Sport on a Private Island.

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A Good Monday Morning

Sunday Soothingness

Every generation is defined in large part by it's music. Even further refined by individual decades as "Their Music".  I was not yet born when the music below was recorded, but it was gifted to me at roughly the same age as many of you were when it was first released. 

For me, it was in my personal age of discovery. The record these cuts are lifted from had a profound effect on me. I can only describe it as the music went places in me music had never been. 

And as I have grown, I was also gifted the realization sometimes one needs to look past who gave birth to it, and just let the music speak.

Some Sunday Soothingness from the late David Crosby

Nothing to see here…well, not anymore.

EARL Done This Arts