And Lo! For The Lizards Shall Enter The Valley of Death. Saturday Down South - Week 7

Two Go In, One Comes Out

6-0 Florida vs 5-0 LSU

The last time the Florida Gators and LSU Tigers met as both undefeated top 10 teams was Oct. 2015 in Baton Rouge.  Saturday Night in Tiger Stadium they met again as one of the top offenses in CFB meets one of it's top defenses. If I may quote from my preseason post:

"But I will say this - with the exit of the Squirrel McElwain at Florida, I believe Dan Mullan can recruit better there than he ever could at Cowbell U. and is going to bring the Gators quickly back to prominence in the East. This year? Who knows which Fippy Franks will show up?

The latter question is answered, and the former seems even more likely than when I wrote those words.  The Gators have been winning ugly, but no matter, you have to respect 6-0.

Saturday will be the biggest test for both teams so far this year. Each of the past 7 games between the two has been decided by a touchdown or less. That may not be the case this time. This will be the best defense the Tigers have faced as well as the most productive offense the Gators have had to defend against. The Tigers lead the nation in scoring at 54.6 points per game and are second in total offense at 571.2 ypg. The Gators lead the SEC in defense and are 5th in the nation in points allowed at 9.5 per game. Somethin' gotta give.

Both teams lay claim to DBU. That will be settled Saturday night. There's a lot of talent on both sides and I expect to see more than one interception before it's over.  All in all, I think the Gators are more then capable enough to slow down the Tiger offense. But if they don't bring a better game then they did last week, I don't think they can hang with the Tigers all night.

This is night game in Death Valley, and the Gators won't be playing against a freshman QB.

Irrelevant Hollywood Unhinged Join Forces in War on DJT

As the impeachment process continues unabated by pathetic grandstanding sore-losing Democrats in Congress, some of hollywood's irrelevant weirdos have joined together their B list star power and are rolling out the War-wagon of a self-righteous campaign called the 'Impeachment Task Force' [insert laugh track here]. Less a task force and more a smear campaign, hoping to recruit more than 100 actors and 1,000 activists of various stripes ranging from Hillary Clinton supporters to immigration activists. They all have two thing in common: a disturbing pattern of allowing hatred to overcome commonsense and are disgruntled that DJT is the President of the United States.

The purpose of this “task force” is to up the ante on social media through a continuous onslaught of tweets and retweets of any statements vilifying DJT and his policies. The news media will then take notice, retweet and report on the attacks and present it all as “unbiased news.” This will then give some cover to those vulnerable Democrats in Congress so the theory goes.

You can likely guess some of the task force members. There are the unhinged Rosie O’Donnell, Ron Perlman, George Takei, Bubble Head Debra Messing, and everyone’s favorite childhood star not named Ricky Schroeder, Alyssa Milano.  Milano, in particular, should send a bow-wrapped “thank you” card to DJT for making her somewhat relevant again, even if that relevancy is unwarranted other than pointing out her stupidity or mental derangement.

Meanwhile, Flatulence O’Donnell is apparently taking a vacation from the fat farm and letting deranged gay meth head do her hair,  while Takei obviously has a shortage of Comic Book and Star Trek conventions to attend.

Others on the task force reportedly include a couple of authors, former tennis star Martina Navratilova and gun control activist Fred Guttenberg who's probably praying for a another mass shooting to get his mug on MSNBC.  Milano, who suffers from near fatal TDS,  is particularly active and has assumed her responsibilities and sense of self-serving relevancy by equating whistleblowers in the administration with women who have accused Trump of sexual improprieties. Debra Messing did her best Joe McCarthy imitation by trying to blacklist Hollywood personalities who show even a modicum of support for Trump by denying them any work.

Democrats, Leftist activists, Hollyweirdos and NeverTrumpers care less about facts and more about a slick propaganda campaign likely doomed to failure.  This campaign is like a large-budget special effect production. But special effects are fake. They are not reality. The reality is that the country seems to be doing just fine with DJT as President by whatever metric one wants to use. So, rant on and make fools of yourself, Hollywood. Not liking a man, his policies or the fact he won an election fair and square is not a “high crime and misdemeanor.”  

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Pharmaceutical Fueled TDS??

I know what creative intensity and anxiety look like, I work in the music industry. I often wonder how much of the intensity and anxiety we see in TV news people can be understood as symptomatic of drug use. On the rare occasion I do watch TV news, I study the faces, some of which have an insane and weird expressions.

Yes adderall is passed around D.C. like candy, and many of your favorite journalists also do meth. https://t.co/ruZsT2Pbua

— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 4, 2019

I have no idea whether this is wide spread or even true, but I have long stopped believing anything on the surface I hear from any commentator on TV.  And I see a lot of disturbing things I do recognize.  

Chronic Adderall abuse is marked by insomnia, irritability and personality changes. The most severe symptom of abuse is psychosis. Toxic symptoms from taking an overdose of Adderall can come at low doses. 

Initial signs of an overdose include restlessness, confusion, hallucinations and panic. After this central stimulation, the patient will undergo fatigue, depression, and often cardiovascular and gastrointestinal symptoms.... 

You get stuff done, but it changes who you are as a person. It fucks with your head.  

Irritability, restlessness, hallucinations, panic.... Now here do you see that on TV news commentary these days? Whether these people are jacking themselves up with drugs or not, it's a bad idea to stare into these anxious faces and hearing the intense chatter of someone close to losing touch with reality because of failure to deal with the truth and their own inner hate. 

I was watching one of those shows Sunday, I won't say which one, and they were talking about the the current impeachment circus.  There was loud, fast talking; darting, over-wide eyes; and hand gestures so big that I paused the show and exclaimed that it looked like a wild late-night party. It's really unhealthy for people to be sitting relaxed and passive in their favorite chair, letting these weird humans who's opinion have becomes unmoored from fact, have their way with their minds.

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Creepy Ol' Lady From NY Threatens To Be Your President

Reeking of Moth Balls and Cheap Scotch, She Reminds Us She's Still Around

The Democrats have launched their impeachment inquiry circus for which there is no evidence and are now stuck in a position where they either have to impeach DJT for no particular reason, or admit that they tried to impeach him for no particular reason. Over at the party nomination sideshow area there is a bunch of totalitarian socialist carnival barkers yelling 'vote for me, because Trump!'

Meanwhile, there's a crazy lady in NY who has been called the Inevitable One in two, alas, failed presidential attempts. She has been referred to as the best prepared person ever to run for president. Recently she's popped out of obscurity and is suddenly everywhere. She’s been spotted at an art show in Italy sitting behind a mock Resolute Desk in a replica of the Oval Office pretending to be president while reading her infamous private server e-mails. I honestly can’t think of a sadder spectacle.  She’s been on all the low-rated liberal cable news channels, and made the daytime va-jay jay talk show circuit with her ugly kid Charlie Chelsea, all while reminding us of someone who got stood up for the prom and is still wearing her prom dress 30 years later.

But right now there are bookies actually putting money down she will run again. There are Democrats speaking of her candidacy in hushed tones. Her lecher of a husband who has been living in a feminist-imposed exile, is whispering in her ear and dreaming of his reemergence from under his bed in Chappaqua. She has been booking appearances on television and calling President Trump an “illegitimate president.” 

I say Hillary is doing more than mulling over her next run for the presidency. I think she readying herself for the call.  The call that will come when the dem's collapse is enviable. I think she's already planning her next bumper sticker.

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NYT Columnist: Deep State Exists To Protect Us From DJT

NB - Appearing on NBC’s Today show on Monday, New York Times columnist James B. Stewart hawked his new book, Deep State, by hailing bureaucrats undermining the Trump administration as noble public servants “protecting the Constitution” and the American people from the President. He denounced any criticism of the “deep state” as “very dangerous.”

“The disclosure of a second whistleblower with firsthand knowledge of President Trump’s phone call with the leader of Ukraine has led to new accusations by the President that the so-called ‘deep state’ is seeking to undermine his presidency,” co-host Savannah Guthrie declared as she introduced Stewart. She then asked her guest: “And his central allegation is that there are people inside these government agencies actively working against him. What did you find?”

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A Good Monday Morning

The Witch of Chappaqua Again Walks Among Us, and She's as Spooky as Ever.

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Looks Like Dems Are Gonna Need a Bigger Can of Turd Polish

News that Washington didn’t tell Ukraine it was delaying aid until a month after the President's phone call to its leader punches a gaping hole in Dems' impeachment case. The Ukraine President believed the military funding was already granted to Kiev when he spoke with DJA in August. Dems are charging the DJT held up the money to pressure Zelensky to probe Joe Biden and his son. Hard to see how that works when Zelensky didn’t know about the aid holdup, but hey, the media got it out there.

This follows the awkward fact that several of the whistleblower’s other claims about that call aren’t borne out by the transcript. Then the case grew fishier still when the New York Times reported that the whistleblower first consulted with a Schiff aide, who suggested he file a complaint. (and if you believe Schiff was at a distance on this point, I have a talking frog to sell you).  Add in Thursdays nine hours of testimony behind closed doors that turned out to be another smelly turd on the dems front porch.  Fact is, this is really starting to look as meatless as the “Russian collusion” fairy tale which explains why Schiff is bringing back a familiar fallback, warning that any resistance to Congress’ demands for testimony or documents counts as “evidence” of obstruction of justice. It's becoming quite obvious that dems pulled the trigger on impeachment before they had the goods.

This attempt is truly desperate: poorly planned from the beginning, and so poorly executed that every one of the conspirators, especially Adam Schiff, CNN’s Fredo Cuomo and Jake Tapper, MSNBC’s Ricky Maddow and Larry O’Donnell sound like used car salesman with one day left to hit their monthly quota.

Breitbart has a list of '11 facts that have already unraveled the Ukraine Hoax'.

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Lucky for Bernie Medicare-for-All hadn’t been implemented yet.

Tuesday at a campaign event, Bernie Sanders began experiencing chest discomfort.  He probably thought it was just his white-hot anger at capitalism, but the problem didn’t go away.  Doctors determined that he had a blocked artery and was admitted to the hospital to undergo a procedure that surely saved his life.  This life-saving surgery was performed under the evil capitalist model of health care that Bernie is trying to destroy, but for some reason he didn’t refuse treatment on his twisted socialist principals. When a guy owns 3 residences while pushing for a communist takeover, chances are he’s not quite as committed to socialism as he claims, especially when it comes to remaining alive.

Lucky for him Medicare-for-all hadn’t been implemented or he’d have been waiting a long time to even see a physician.  Thanks to the evils of the capitalist system, his wealth allowed him to get an immediate procedure in which two stints were inserted to unblock the artery.

Sanders campaign senior adviser says everything is fine now: “Sen. Sanders is conversing and in good spirits.”  That has to be a lie. When is Bernie ever in good spirits?  The guy is pissed off 24/7.  It’s like that old joke when a guy asks the doctor if he will be able to play the piano after undergoing a medical procedure.  The doctor says yes and then the guy say that’s amazing because he was never able to play the piano before.  Maybe Bernie is still high from the meds, but even that doesn’t make sense considering intoxicants tend to amplify someone’s existing personality.  Bernie’s an angry guy and stoned Bernie would probably be even angrier.

And in reality, things are looking bleak for Bernie, or at least his campaign.  Bernie cancelled a $1.3 million ad-buy in Iowa. Hopefully Bernie hangs in the race, if for nothing else to provide endless entertainment with his hypocritical communist fanaticism.
 Who doesn’t want to see him try to explain how crappy socialized medicine is better than the capitalism health care that saved his life?

Our Friend Brian Anderson@Def-Con News

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