Feel the Wind Blow??

After the election of DJT, many people have been noticing a vibe shift throughout the popular culture. Recently, Disney has decided not to push the transgender agenda; more corporations have retreated from the DEI agenda as they line up to talk to Trump. Bible sales are up about 22% in the last few months. Even young people are buying the Bible. 

 On the left-wing side of things, there haven’t been any riots led by BLM types. Also, 90% of liberals believe that the 2024 election was legitimate. 

Some say that we are beyond peak Wokeness. Think of anything in Wokeism that makes people even remotely happy. … Yeah. That’s what I thought. 

Being Woke is like watching Schindler’s List, Sophie’s Choice and the ending to Old Yeller twice a week and listening to the song Strange Fruit and a mix of Robert Johnson in your car everyday. No one can function with that kind of concentrated depression floating around in their head.

Suffering is an inevitable part of life. Maybe a necessary part. Suffering inspires artists, and it makes philosophers strive for Truth. But Wokeism is a kind of self-destructive despair. There’s no wholesome hug at the end of that pride rainbow. Wokeism is an empty despair that can’t build anything.  

A Good Monday Morning

Jimmy Earl Leaves This Mortal Coil

We Have a New Number One. 

JHK Forecast 2025 — Taking Out the Trash

"I would guess that you’re feeling as if anything might happen now. It’s hard to rule out even the possibility that we could all be vaporized before moving onto the next mundane chore of the day. The world order is dangerously in flux. America’s Woke-Jacobin “Joe Biden” regime was defeated in the election, but they were apparently just a front for the sinister entity we call the “blob” or the Deep State, which in recent years has consistently and garishly acted against our country’s interests. So, the blob abides, and it probably weaves schemes in the deep background of daily life even as a new government awaits. But if the Woke-Jacobin Biden-istas were tied-in with the so-called “globalist” enterprise centered around the EU bureaucracy, with assistance from the World Economic Forum’s network of zillionaires and bankers. . . well, that coalition looks rather broken now. It’s doing a hurt-dance. It’s on the run, a little bit.

What is not broken for the moment — a tenuous moment — is the new Trump regime’s determination to correct the disorders of Western Civ, starting with the affairs of the USA, according to age-old reality-based norms of behavior and good-faith relations between the people and their government. Trust was broken and must be restored. The President-elect has assembled an extraordinary team of reformers, if they can get to their posts without subversion. And, of course, Mr. Trump himself has to evade further attempts to rub him out, to knock him off the game-board before he can take office, and then he must survive the months beyond his inauguration. So, you are correct to be nervous......"

"For all you know, the heavyweights of blobdom might be plotting some sort of coup during the Holiday season to prevent Mr. Trump from taking power on January 20. Failure to mount a coup would actually signal some essential weakness in the blob’s own enterprise architecture. The blob has certainly tried everything so far up to an actual coup, that is, a sharp discontinuity in constitutional government — like, with tanks around the US Capitol and generals in the Oval Office. The blob’s other problem is that it has no powerful individual leader to rally behind, no one with charisma. It has only its multifarious tentacles — departments, agencies, offices, and operations — which Mr. Trump and his lieutenants can lop off in broad strokes. They can cashier generals, defund projects, shut-down offices and programs, send US Marshals into CIA headquarters in Langley, VA, to lockdown document archives. Based on blob behavior of the past decade, no one’s fidelity to the constitution can be taken-for-granted." - James H. Kunstler

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Your Final 2024 Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You gives you one last opportunity to leave your mark on history and possibly, but not likely, be admired by future generations for your wisdom in this renowned and much anticipated final Big Ass Open Thread for 2024. *the crowd cheers*

You know what to do. The floor is yours.....

Probably the Most Important Accomplishment of Biden's Entire Presidency

After 248 years as the symbol of American Power and Freedom, the bald eagle has landed in it's rightful place as the Official National Bird. Most Americans are familiar with the Great Seal of the United States with the eagle carrying a flag-emblazoned shield holding an olive branch in one talon and arrows in the other.

 

Awakened from his nap, Biden decided to signed into law that which amends the United States Code to make the bird official.

Biden also issued an executive order making the Orange Tabby the National Cat of the United States.

To All the Readers of DMF

The Newest Entry to the Biden Family Album

Joe Biden's Caretaker & Dr. Jill Dig Hole in White House Garden
to Bury Biden's Political Legacy 

A Good Monday Morning

Ummm.....Whatever.

 You may consider this an open thread, because I do. 

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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They Took a Load Off Fani

Fani Willis Booted from Trump’s Election

 Interference Case

A Georgia Court of Appeals removed Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis from the sprawling election interference case against DJT and more than a dozen of his allies, upending the ongoing criminal prosecution of the president-elect weeks before he returns to the White House. Judges determined Thursday that the district attorney bumping nasties with Nathan Wade (eww!), the special prosecutor who was hired to take on the case amounted to a “significant” conflict of interest that warranted her dismissal from the prosecution team.

This could help clear the deck to later dismiss the case completely and blunt any opportunity for the left to yell racism over Fani's ass being sidelined for professional incompetence.

Let Them Rage and Crawl Back Under Their Rocks

I was speaking with a couple of friends this morning on a rare video call outside of our regular New Year Wishes. They both expressed a weird feeling that something was going to happen to keep DJT from assuming his office in next month. Their fears got me thinking. I am not at all pessimistic. But cautiously optimistic. Cautious because certain aspects of the Progressive base might be childish in their thinking, but the drivers of the movement are quite adept of instituting their objectives. Certain chaos and detours around civilized rules is a desired tactic of Progressives.

Biden’s complete lack of moral compass and his overwhelming ambition and limited intellect allowed his administration to become the playground of undisciplined children with wildly ridiculous ideas about how to run a country. The consequences were an out of control economy, a bankrupt foreign policy, non-existent borders, and a justice system that worked in total opposition to what it was designed to be.   

I do think Trump will get inaugurated and will serve out his full term. I feel a certain mood in the country, a kind of collective sigh that most of the unnecessary nonsense is over — that we are going back to adult rule.

As I thought about the last four years I am reminded of the William Golding book, The Lord of the Flies. A group of young boys is set down on an uninhabited island; their one adult, the pilot of their transport, a rotting skeleton. The children, male children especially, without adult supervision devolve into savages. Their savagery intensifies over time. More and more of the artifacts of civilized life are dispensed with, and the worst instincts drive them. It all comes to an almost magical end with the arrival of an adult. Normalcy is reinstated. They are once again children, disciplined and orderly.

It is feeling to me that this is the stage at which we are currently. The adult has returned to the island. The children are no longer in charge. The wild, untamed impulses no longer rule, and the nation is once again ready to resume its journey and its example as the shining city on the hill for all the world to see. It is only a little strange after all that has happen, that it is again Donald J. Trump, of all people, who will lead us back to civilization.

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Droning On......

At the very back of my 28 acres is a small clearing about the size of half a football field. It's surrounded by a 12 ft chain link fence with a couple old rusted 'electrified fence' warning sign still hanging tight. Inside this fence is a concrete platform roughly 60x40ft topped with two sets of large steel doors. During the cold war these doors could open and up would pop Nike Zeus surface to Air missile launchers, part of a system of defense that ringed the city below and the Barksdale AFB 8th Air Force B52 Bomb Wing and it's nuclear weapons storage just across the river. The missiles were remove sometime in the 60's either because of a treaty or deemed inefficient. The bombers and nuke storage bunkers are still there. But are they as safe as they once were?  

For the last weeks we hear of drones are swarming areas of the northeast. They roam freely near the nation's business and financial center.  They roam near the east coast vulnerable unhardened power grid. The governorment say's they aren't our's. 

Today we hear John Kirby, retired United States Navy rear admiral and White House National Security Communications Advisor, tell media that there have been overflights by unidentified drones at major military installation on the east coast. When asked why none of the drones are shot down to gather information of origin, his answer was the "base commanders do not have authority to shoot them down." 

The whole chinese balloon incident should have taught us not to trust anything these people say. It's been 4 years of nothing but deception. Some people in DC have their nuts in a vice and getting real nervous right now. Who the Fuck is in charge? Something smells. Really smells.

A Good Monday Morning

Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread.

Your Blog Editrix apologizes to the loyal readers of DMF for my scant appearance here this week. I have had a very special house guest up to the Maison de Sarcastica all week. Much business was accomplished. Reasonable amounts of the fruit of the vine consumed, and many memories made. Only DJT could have had a better week than I. 

So, Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows y'all done got more smarter than last time we got together and knows you're anxious to share with us all.  So she now reluctantly turns things over again to you.

Regular House Rules apply. Penalties will be administered with extreme prejudice.  Therefore and forthwith, the floor is now open.

 

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This week your glorious exercise in Free Speech is brought to you by:

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The Clock Strikes Thirteen

"What happened? It’s like a spell broke. Since November’s election (re-election?) of President Donald Trump, the woke is going away, and all sorts of problems are resolving themselves. But why? There are several reasons, but basically, it’s a preference cascade.

In law they talk about the proverbial thirteenth chime of the clock, which is not only wrong in itself, but which calls into question everything that has come before. Most of our institutions have been chiming thirteen for quite a while, and people have noticed. But it’s not enough to notice.

Soviet citizens knew their system was founded on lies, too, but the system kept them isolated, unaware that so many of their fellow citizens felt the same way, and unable to come together to act. This technique, used by totalitarians of all sorts, is called “preference falsification,” in which people are forced to profess belief in things that they know not to be true. If the powers that be are good at it, virtually every citizen can hate them and want them out, but no one will do anything because every citizen who feels that way thinks they’re the only one, or one of a tiny number.

In his classic book, Private Truths, Public Lies: The Social Consequences of Preference Falsification, economist Timur Kuran notes how governments, and social movements, do their best to enforce this sort of ideological uniformity. People tend to hide unpopular views to avoid ostracism or punishment; they stop hiding them when they feel safe......."

In America, the left spent years bullying people into accepting “woke” ideas on race, gender, and politics. There’s considerable reason to believe that a majority of Americans never accepted these ideas, but between constant media repetition, and the risk of being mobbed and canceled if you disagreed with them, most people for years were afraid to stand up. But two things put a stop to that.

One was Donald Trump’s election. The other – and the two are related – was Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter, now X, which is now a free-speech platform with roughly equal representation of Democrats and Republicans. Both had the effect of blowing up the lefty bubble and letting people realize that they, not the woke, were the actual majority......" - Glenn Reynolds

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In the name of fairness, here's a word from the opposite side alternative universe:

CNN’s Van Jones Frets ‘Fringe’ Has Replaced ‘Mainstream’ Media: ‘We’re on Cable News Getting 1-2 Million’ While They’re ‘Getting 14 Million Streams’

Squinty Joe Gets All Condescending and Stuff at His Remaining Viewer.

Festivus arrived weeks early on the set of Morning Joe as Squinty Scarborough launched into an airing of grievances against his own audience. It was a bitter and condescending diatribe directed at viewers who feel miffed or even betrayed by his meeting with President-elect Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago last month.

For nearly a decade, MSNBC’s Morning Joe crew of mostly ex spooks and disgraced ex-government officials and TDS infected opinion pimps have been telling viewers what a horrible person DJT is. Scarborough has repeatedly called him a fascist and just this April said you can’t have a “meeting in the middle” with someone like Trump. This is ugly stuff, but the backdrop in front of which Morning Joe has operated.

The issue here is the shift in tone from Scarborough and co-host Meat Puppet Mika since they met with Trump after his victory to restart communications. After the meeting, they told viewers they will wait to see if Trump can approach “all sides” of the political divide and be “a leader who can bring them together,” as if the two had not spent years explaining that such a thing is impossible.

When the hosts did informed their viewers of the visit last month, the viewers and pretty much everyone else went into pillow biting mode. First Maddow exposed as a phony, and now Squinty & Meat Puppet go MAGA?!!

There’s speculation about why Squinty & Meat Puppet  are suddenly interested in a “restart” with Trump and acting with “civility.” None of the possibilities portend anything good. Days after the Morning Joe hosts revealed they met with Trump, CNN published a report – which Scarborough and Brzezinski deny – that they’re afraid of being targeted by Trump when he retakes office. That would be an understandable concern, but if true, this would simply mean Morning Joe is compromised.

Pundits cannot credibly cover a person if they fear that person to the point where they seek a meeting to see if they’re going to be in trouble for saying mean things. But let’s say the hosts are telling the truth when they say they don’t fear Trump.

In that case, the explanation is far worse because that would, for all intents and purposes, mean they were being disingenuous in their commentary about Trump all these years. He’s not that bad after all, they insist, after claiming he’s an irredeemable fascist for whom there is no “meeting in the middle.”

A Good Monday Morning

Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official 'Big Red America Is On Our Way Back' Big Ass Weekending Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Readers. 

Got Something to Say?  The Floor is Yours.

Your Open Thread Holiday Bartender is this guy. He claims to be Bill Murray,
but he has no I.D. The dog likes him so we're going with it.

Well, That Took Longer Than I Thought It Would.

Democrat Rep Claims DOGE Is ‘Unconstitutional and Illegal’ 

California Representative Zoe Lofgren, who I believe once played Left Guard for the Green Bay Packers said Thursday on CNN that the proposed Department of Government Efficiency headed by Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, would be “unconstitutional and illegal.”

“Well, it’s illegal. You know they haven’t asked to meet with me, but the impoundment of funds that have been appropriated by the Congress is unconstitutional and illegal. There is no such Department of Government Efficiency it’s made up. So good luck to them." 

I was betting it would take Dems just days to spit ball DOGE, but thinking through a waterfall of tears and a bar full of scotch after the election is tuff I guess. Afterall, spending government receipts like it's their money and growing government is the lifeblood of democrat pols.  

 

Like Don Quixote on a Three Legged Donkey Revisited

From a June 2021 DMF post "Like Don Quixote on a Three Legged Donkey"  a few forward looking quotes by your beloved Blog Editrix:

"It seems so long ago Joe Biden raised his hand and bold face lied to God and the entire nation he would faithfully carry out the duty of defending the Constitution and Country from enemies both foreign and domestic. He has done neither.  His pack of rabid neo-marxist, racial identity adherence yelling "our democracy is in danger" placed in positions of power is not going unnoticed by anyone paying a least bit of attention. The dems party's control of the White House circus, Senate, and the House is just a few months old, and it looks like the fully expected incompetency has risen to view.  The border situation is intentional, and more and more Americans see it as such....."

Convinced just months ago they finally had the country firmly in their socialist's grasp, even with the media carrying their feces, dems are now privately in pillow biting mode....." 

There's always a danger when commenting on politics to believe that the way things are now is the way they will always be.  But it's also the case that the democrat's contingent of disturbed anti-Semitic, anti-White radicals pushing far left wing agendas, coming redistricting, and growing minority vote for Republicans scare the shit out of dems who face a future with an ever-narrower path to power."

From the comments section by regular DMFer 'Twiz': 

"The Dems pulled out all the plugs and have kicked this Country in the ballz, and haven't let up for a moment since the stolen election. Joe* continues to embarrass us on the World stage, undoing all the good that Trump did. I only hope to live long enough to see this Administration crumble and have the most epic failure seen yet, hopefully not at a higher cost to the Country."

I'm here to say that despite our best efforts, dangerous Ninja Rabbits dumped in his yard late at night and boxes of poisonous spiders left on his doorstep, Twiz did indeed live to see the end of a painful incompetent failure come to pass.   

I Thought This was Already Settled...

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Second Only in Bad Taste to Her Infamous Clown Wardrobe is Dr. Jill's Horrendous WH Christmas Tree.

 This is the White House Christmas Tree. No Really!😬

Click HERE to Biggify if You Dare

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Sleazy Skates.

Daddy Saved Me From All Those Mean People!

And Only Joe Biden Could Make So Many Self-important Media 

and Supporters Look Like Clowns. 🤣

SUPERCUT!

Corporate media: Obviously Biden would never pardon Hunter pic.twitter.com/gJRhASCAUs

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) December 2, 2024

A Good Monday Morning

I Didn't Realize Sewer Rats Could Have Such a Large Vocabulary.

Jamie Raskin is not happy about the nomination of Kash Patel to head the FBI.

He should be worried.

Kash is coming for all the corrupt Government Gangsters. pic.twitter.com/NpvSQakczg

— Alan Jacoby (@AlanJacobyJr) December 1, 2024

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Your Official Soon to Be Semi World Famous Big Ass Turkey Day Open Thread.

And It was Proclaimed:

"It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and voice by the whole American people. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. 

And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to his tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquility and Union.

In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.

Done at the city of Washington, this third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the independence of the United States the eighty-eighth." - Abraham Lincoln 

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Despite our present political atmosphere, as someone who spent most of their early life living in Europe, believe me when I say: We as Americans have much to be thankful for. 

Happy Thanksgiving from DMF.   

DOJ Moves to Cover up $737 million Taxpayer Funded Bird Fryer Scandal

Breitbart 

"Joe Biden’s Justice Department moved on election night to essentially ensure the cover-up of a potentially massive green energy scandal, Breitbart News has learned exclusively. 

On Nov. 5, at 5:20 p.m. ET, less than an hour before the first polls closed and when it had become clear from the exit polls that Democrat presidential candidate Vice President Kamala Harris was likely to lose, an attorney with the Justice Department emailed lawyers for plaintiffs in a qui tam lawsuit aimed at recouping significant losses the taxpayers allegedly incurred from a failed solar plant in Nevada. 

A qui tam lawsuit is when a private plaintiff sues on behalf of the U.S. Government to recoup taxpayer dollars — often alleging fraud, misuse, or theft of taxpayer dollars. The email from the DOJ stated what plaintiffs started hearing through the grapevine as the election neared and it became clear the Harris campaign was in trouble. 

The email said that the DOJ intended to dismiss a lawsuit that it had previously allowed to proceed, thereby undercutting the private push to recoup significant losses for American taxpayers. The plant went into bankruptcy in 2020 after years of failing to return any profit......."

[SNIP] 

But there were other problems with this 1 Billion dollar science project.

From the DMF Drank Archives of Feb 2015:

 

The Crescent Dunes Solar Energy Project array is nearly ready to go partially online in Nevada. The $737 Million publicly Department Of Energy funded project is intended to produce 110 MW of energy. 

There’s just one problem. 130 birds were literally set on fire in mid flight during a recent test run in the span of 2 hours.

“About two hours into the test, engineers and biologists on site started noticing “streamers” – trails of smoke and steam caused by birds flying directly into the field of solar radiation. What moisture was on them instantly vaporized, and some instantly burst into flames – at least, until they began to frantically flap away. An estimated 130 birds were injured or killed during the test.”

 

Shit, a sturdy chicken catapult and a mess of baked beans and potato salad and we got us a one hell of a 4th of July celebration party!

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"Everything was going smoothly until just before the election, a couple days out from Trump’s triumph over Harris, when CMB began hearing that the Biden Justice Department may reverse its support for the lawsuit. Notice of that reversal is what formally came in those Election Night emails from the DOJ official, followed by a filing the next day in court seeking the dismissal of the qui tam case. 

The timing begs questions regarding why the Biden Justice Department would — from all appearances — seek to cover this up before Donald Trump would win the Presidential Election and Republicans would control both houses in Congress...."

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Piers Morgan Calls for Mercy and 'The View' to Be Put Out of Its ‘Misery’

Piers Morgan sarcastically called for the Mean Girls for the post-menopausal set, 'The View', to be put out of its “misery” and canceled in a scathing column for The New York Post that saw him call out every one of its current co-hosts and deem the show a “pointless, irrelevant parody of itself.

Their nadir came the day after the election, when to their horror, the man they’ve spent years branding a vile, bigoted, racist fascist won absolutely everything: the popular vote, the Electoral College, the White House, the Senate and the House of Representatives. In a truly farcical gesture of brazen bias, the six hosts all trotted out in funereal black clothing because they were in mourning. Every day is like that for them — a relentless assault on their eardrums from a bunch of partisan obsessives competing with each other over who detests Trump most.  

“In my worst nightmares, I find myself trapped on a desert island with the hosts of ‘The View.’ And all day long, I'm subjected to them all snarling, whining, scowling, seething and cursing about the same thing: Donald Trump,” began Morgan before enumerating his fears in more detail:

Joy Behar marches up and down the beach loudly mocking and reviling Trump as a lying, racist hypocrite. 

Whoopi Goldberg, who was suspended for saying the Holocaust wasn’t about race, sits by the ocean howling that Trump is a deluded, ill-informed, race-baiting imbecile.  

Ana Navarro, who said Trump was not elected legitimately in 2016 and spews constant bile-fueled abuse about him, resides under a palm tree, ranting that he’s a lying election denier who deploys ugly rhetoric. 

Alyssa Farah Griffin, who was once paid $183,000 to be Trump’s communications aide at the White House and enthusiastically sold him to America as a brilliant president, paces around seething that he’s the worst president of all time. 

Sunny Hostin — who cruelly and heartlessly accused Nikki Haley of crying fake tears over her husband’s deployment to war zones and called her a “hypocrite chameleon” for not using her real first name, Nimrata, despite Hostin not using her own first name, Asunción — wails to the lizards that Trump is a cruel, heartless, hypocritical charlatan. 

And Sara Haines, the saintly voice of compassionate, unifying sunshine who disapproves of Trump’s trash-talking but repeatedly called him a “jerk” and “jerkoff” in one episode, stands in the shade shouting, “HE’S STILL A JERK!” 

Meanwhile, I just lie face-down in the sand, feeling like Bill Murray in a never-ending, hellish “Groundhog Day.” Fortunately, I get to wake up from these horrific nightmares.But those who watch “The View” aren’t so lucky.

 I don’t like cancel culture — but given that the hosts of ‘The View’ have, by their own admission, worked so hard to cancel Donald Trump, it’s time they were canceled concluded Morgan.

A Good Monday Morning

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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When You Realize You Used the Wrong Type of Mushrooms on Your Lunch Salad......

  ....the elevator door opens and you find it full of your morning

breakfast Froot Loops staring back at you.

CHECK THIS OUT. 

Dem's Long Struggle Appealing to Normal People

While looking for an image as I scrolled the back pages of DMF, I found this post from just after the 2016 election that reminded me just what a train wreck the democrat party became internally after DJTJ robbed them of their Fever Dream of a Ma Clinton Presidency and their own unbridled power. 

Here's the reheated post from October 2017......

Liberals Try To Connect With Normal Americans. It Goes Poorly

Democrat Leadership Report on Why the Voting Public are Stupid

 Key Democrats met secretly to confer about the party’s future as America approached the one-year anniversary of their stunning and hilarious humiliation by Donald Trump. The key question they sought to answer: “How can we Democrats appeal to those Jesus-loving, racist idiots who hate science and don’t live on the coast like everyone we know?”
Sen Chuck Schumer opened the discussion: 

"We’re here to freely exchange ideas in an atmosphere of openness and unlimited inquiry. With that in mind, your program has a list of the things you can’t say, like ‘illegal alien’ and ‘Christmas.’ It also has a handy cheat sheet of everyone’s preferred pronouns. Mine are ‘he’ and ‘him,’ while Senator Menendez’s are ‘convict’ and ‘Number 675973.’ Also, be sure to observe the rule about not mansplaining, which should not be a problem with this group.”

He then turned it over to 105 year-old Nancy Pelosi, who asked, “Where am I?” After Schumer whispered in her ear, she began:

 “With the economy booming, the stock market setting records, and America defeating ISIS, things have never been worse. That’s why we need to keep The Resistance going, because it’s been a huge success so far in my district in San Francisco and, I’m sure, in your districts in Manhattan, Chicago, and Havana. And we need to expand our party, which means we need to convince dirty, stupid, transphobic normal Americans to come to grips with their own failings and join us.”

“We could tell them they’re stupid even more often,” suggested Al Franken.

“And racist,” suggested Maxine Waters.

“Also, Islamophobic,” said Keith Ellison.

“In my state, I can go potty with girls!” said California’s Gavin Newsom. 

“Clearly, there’s something wrong with these people, so we need to consult with someone with a genuine connection with normal Americans. Sadly, Hillary Clinton isn’t here to help us. If anyone connects with Middle America, it’s her. Unfortunately, she’s fallen and she can’t get up.”

Pelosi then made the “drinky drinky” gesture, and the crowd nodded. 

 “Now look,” Schumer said, frustrated. “We have to defend 22 Senate seats next year, many in red states. How the hell are we going to do that?” 

“Move left,” said Bernie Sanders. 

“I know!” came a shrill, grating voice from the back of the room. Hillary Clinton entered with a bandage around her head and limping from the broken toe she got when she “slipped” while wearing her trademark high heels. She took the mic and the room fell still.

“We can start treating normal Americans with respect. We can honor them for their hard work, patriotism, and devotion to family. We can stop insulting their religious beliefs and trying to shove our urban blue state values down their throats. When criminals murder fellow citizens, we can choose not to blame law-abiding gun owners, and instead of calling them ‘racists’ for voting for Trump, talk to them and learn why they felt he was offering them more than the Democratic Party.”

The room was silent, and the crowd sat staring with jaws slack. 

“And…and…,” she said, then steadied herself on the podium, looking around confused.  

“Are you all right, Madame Should-Be-President?” asked Schumer, handing her a goblet of Chardonnay. She drank it in one gulp. “I don’t understand…what happened?” she asked. 

 “You were just mumbling random words, crazy talk,” Schumer said. “It didn’t make any sense at all.”

A Good Monday Morning

 

Mainstream Media: Government Dead-Ender Reputation Laundromat.

Ever notice almost all media analyst are a "formerly" something somethings?

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Speaking of a Lobotomized Squirrel.....

EARL DONE THIS

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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More Trump Effect: ABC brass scramble to bring in pro-Trump voices to ‘The View’

Things Just Keep Getting Worse for Karen.  

NEW YORK POST:  

ABC News brass are in “panic mode” as they hunt for conservative voices to balance the rabid anti-Trump rhetoric spewed by the hosts on “The View,” as well as those on other shows, The Post has learned. The Disney-owned network — which came under fire over how ABC News moderators grilled Donald Trump during the presidential debate against Vice President Kamala Harris — has been holding high-level meetings since last week’s rout by the former president, sources close to the situation told The Post. 

ABC News Group President Debra O'Connell held the intense sit-downs with executive producers of the network’s various shows and other senior editorial leaders, sources said. 

First on the agenda, according to one insider, is finding a pro-Trump panelist for its top-ranked daytime talk show, co-hosted by ultra-liberals Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin and Sara Haines, as well as Republican Trump-bashers Ana Navarro and Alyssa Farah Griffin.

uh...Ana Navarro left the Republican party in the dust long ago. She had to switch parties to finally find a Democrat willing to marry her ugly fat ass at age 48.

 “Viewers can expect some major changes including bringing in new panelists that can bring in a pro-Trump perspective.” The source did not signal whether one of the current panelists would be bounced or if the already crowded desk would add a seventh seat.

I suggest Megyn Kelly. She'd have Sonny Hostin crying under the desk, and Joy Behar in a coma from a stroke.

A second source with knowledge said the expected network-wide reshuffle comes after execs were caught “flat-footed” about the pro-Trump sentiment of the country. “Everyone on ‘The View’ endorsed Kamala Harris. They are out of touch with America,” the source said. For a show about different perspectives, The View’ doesn’t seem to have any when it comes to Trump. ABC bosses don’t want to alienate the pro-Trump demographic.” 

As if there is a real pro-Trump demographic in viewership. The ones that do tune in are just there to point and laugh, and see what stupid Sonny Hostin will spew on any given day.   

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Your Post-Election Almost Semi-World Famous Official 'Big Red America Is On Our Way Back' Big Ass Open Thread.

Yes indeed, it has been a very interesting week since we last met. I don't think I really need to explain.  I know y'all all feelin' bad for the lefties that shot their mouths off in delusional episodes of TDS, and celebs who gave millions to throw on Kamala's billion dollar burn pile, and the media that's now trying their best to gaslight the public by pretending they weren't promoting the lies, bigotry and betrayal of the far left agenda that was soundly defeated by senseable citizens of ALL stripes.  Bless Their Hearts! 

The President-elect's team is Throttle Back & Wheels Up laying the groundwork for  DJT's new administration, with appointments and nominations coming fast & furious. 47 and *46 are said to meet at the WH today, while Dr. Jill will be left with an extra tea cup to cry in.  She could probably use the extra time to pack that clown trunk she's been getting her wardrobe out of anyway. 

I don't really care for "Spiking the Ball", sports or otherwise. However, Your Beloved Blog Editrix is  gonna spike the ball!

The short video below is for those many Blue Lefties that lurk in the shadows of DMF daily and that have made themselves well known to me. It incompasses much of the America Spirit we know and love, and that they see as unjust, phobic and racist. They will probably become triggered and not watch all the way through, but I'm betting good money you guys will watch it more than once.  The floor is now open.  God Bless America!

pic.twitter.com/Aih9HOLEoJ

— Louis (@LSPCFC1905) November 12, 2024

A Salty Serpent Head Takes Dems to the Woodshed

Veteran Democratic strategist James Carville describes Democratic operatives and leadership as arrogant: “We told you this identity shit was a disaster. We told you to get out in front on public safety, and you didn’t. We told you to have an open process, and you didn’t…” pic.twitter.com/QdAXAk7nyV

— Shermichael Singleton (@MrShermichael) November 12, 2024 

 

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Mysteries Revealed?

"You must admit, it’s a little spooky how quickly and rigorously Mr. Trump intends to deconstruct those parts of the government at war with the people: clean out “rogue bureaucrats,” firehose the malignant agencies, release and expose their document trails on spying, censorship, lawfare, and abuse-of-power. The consequence would be the return of consequence in our national life. It’s been absent for so long you can hardly imagine its power to get people’s minds right.

There are already reports of frenzy among the culpable DOJ lawyers, and FBI Director Wray is set to resign before Mr. Trump can fire him. Attorney General Merrick Garland has gone radio-silent for his own good since Election Day. Expect many abiding mysteries to get unraveled, such as exactly how many federal agents did work the crowd around the Capitol on J-6, 2021 — which Mr. Wray has pretended to not be able to discuss “due to ongoing investigations.” Expect to learn more about the pipe-bomb caper at the DNC HQ a few blocks away that same day. Prepare to be amazed at how deeply criminal these schemes were. You must wonder if the document-shredding party is already underway, despite calls to preserve all the emails, memos, and texts. 

Then there are the poisoned realms of the intel blob located at CIA, DHS, State, DOD, and elsewhere being subject to inquiry and overhaul. Think: John Brennan, James Clapper, Bill Barr, Michael Atkinson, Mayorkas, Judge Boasberg, Mary McCord, Col. Vindman, Senator Warner, Avril Haines, Victoria Nuland, Samantha Power, Gina Haspel, Marie Yovanovitch, Jen Easterly, all their deputies, and many more unknown to the public. Some of these names may yet seem obscure to you. They were all neck-deep in what looks a lot like sedition, treason, real conspiracies, not theories. Even state officials such as New York AG Letitia James, Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, and Fulton County, GA, DA Fani Willis, could be subject to federal charges under 18USC Section 242: willful deprivation of constitutional rights acting under color of law. That is exactly what the Trump lawfare cases amounted to.

And then, of course, there are the long-running rumors of pedophilia and human trafficking networks among the elite, the Jeffrey Epstein list and the P. Diddy list. If these things exist, and they are released, history would shudder.

These people are looking ahead 70 days with visions of shoes dropping and hammers falling. If the mysteries are revealed, it’s hard to imagine that possible criminal proceedings would not be far behind. You can also imagine that the motivation across a broad and powerful elite class runs white-hot to stop Mr. Trump from entering the Oval Office. So, these days ahead will be fraught with threats, schemes, plots, ploys, and deceptions. The paranoia must be out of this world among people who still have the resources and hold the levers-of-power needed to undertake nefarious deeds."  - J.H. Kunstler

Why I'm I Always the Last To Know?.....😂

When did Eric Swalwell (D-CA) start his transitioning?

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A Good Monday Morning. - Vet's Day Edition

I have strong suspicions the one in the sunglasses is our favorite Blogger Bad Boy. 😎

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Be careful what you wish for.....

It appears the abortion obsessed Party of Chaos got its fondest wish: it aborted itself in the 2024 election. “Joe Biden” was the coat-hanger it used: this miserable, grifting, now-senile hack politician who will be remembered only for driving his country to the verge of ruin. And for what? All in an effort to cover-up a long train of crimes and abuses against the American people perpetrated by a permanent bureaucracy gone rogue that was the party’s partner-in-crime. And now it’s over.

The childishness of the Left — AOC whining about “fascism” — is under-appreciated. Note how the party’s most august mouthpiece, The New York Times, pretends to soul-search in the aftermath of the election debacle.

“Many Democrats were considering how to navigate a dark future, with the party unable to stop Mr. Trump from carrying out a right-wing transformation of American government. Others turned inward, searching for why the nation rejected them. They spoke about misinformation and the struggle to communicate the party’s vision in a diminished news environment inundated with right-wing propaganda” — The New York Times

The NYT diminished itself. It drove itself crazy with narratives — just as a crazy person with disordered thoughts can’t discern what’s real and what’s not. What they need is a serious mental health check. The time for incessant lying, hoaxing, and performative hysteria is over.

On Thursday, in a three-minute speech, the President-elect set out a clear list of measures to reconstruct a national consensus based on reality. It includes firing a lot of people in the agencies, dis-embedding all the inspector-generals from the departments they oversee, establishing a “reconciliation commission to declassify and publish documents" related to alleged deep state activities, including spying, censorship, and corruption,” and finding out who exactly at the CIA / FBI / DHS / and other places has been leaking fables and falsehoods to the news media. In other words, clear away a shit-ton of untruth that burdens the consciousness of country.

Though the statement omitted to say so directly, it’s very likely that a number of public officials will find themselves before grand juries in the years ahead. If you haven’t figured it out already, you’ll learn that the term “misinformation” was just the gas in the gaslight used to confound the country about what has really been at stake — which is your personal liberty in what is supposed to be a free country. The Democratic Party and the Deep State blob really did try to steal that from you. - J.H. Kunstler

They’re Inconsolable and I'm Kinda Entertained by It.

'47

It's going to be an interesting next couple of days.....

Election Day Open Thread.

Say a Prayer For The Nation Before You Go To Sleep Tonight ...........

Pray the country God has so blessed for 248 years

 makes the right decision.

A Good Monday Morning

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Your Pre-Election Almost Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Hot Garbage Open Thread.

What a weird week America has had here on the Third Stone. Trump works at McDonalds. Trump rides in a Garbage Truck.....Some fascist obsessed in the media take another giant step closer to a padded room........ Biden bites children outside the White House just hours after shivving Kamala on the interweb with the "garbage" comment while she's just outside repeating the same empty homecoming queen campaign speech for the 34th time.  And the Crowds Cheers!!

Our coming election Tuesday is the talk of the civilized world. I have had numerous acquaintances who live far far away ask me "why has America never elected a Woman as our Ruler" national leader like others have. So I did a little research and this is what I found, or better put, what I didn't find.

So, Civilized World, below is your answer to the question of why......Click It.

This is... Stunning. pic.twitter.com/Akm75DuJgY

— L A R R Y (@LarryOConnor) October 18, 2024

I can honestly say I could not find one news reel, film or video clip of the likes of Indira Gandhi, Margaret Thatcher or Goldia Mahir or even the noxious former East German commie Angela Merkel screaming like a rabid banshee and Want-A Be-Dictator.  Maybe there is something to that being civilized afterall. 

So, I now relinquish this page, temporarily, to you the fascist garbage people. But remember, your new moniker & recognition does not relieve you of abiding by the rules, or excuse your failure to use the damn coasters!  

"Somethin ain't right about that Biden boy" - Samus Dugan, Scranton Pa. 1950

Give Joe Another Pudding Cup and Send Him to Bed

The President of the United States shares his thoughts on half the country: pic.twitter.com/dLSBgeZIDS

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) October 30, 2024 

The Man is a Giant Shit Stain on the Nation.

The Best Political Ad of All Time!

There aren’t many things that I loathe - but I do loathe political TV ads with a passion. This last weekend, as I tried to enjoy one of the few weekend pleasures in my life this time of year, watching the end of the NASCAR Cup series races and my Tigers attempt to win football games, my eyes and ears were accosted with political ads. I forgot how they grate on my senses like fingernails across a chalkboard. I curse myself if I don’t have the remote close so I can mute the tube, especially when I hear Kamala's voice.

Political ads are the bane of decency and haven’t gotten any better at truth-telling over the years. In fact, it seems that most ads now are intended as legal vehicles to lie. The only people who like them are the people  in the shadows who get paid billions to put them on TV.

But there is one out there that stands out, fresh and honest. His campaign message was "I'm only in this thing for the money, but at least I'm honest about it."

I’m voting for this guy. pic.twitter.com/i9pseXZwkU

— Truthstream Media (@truthstreamnews) October 21, 2024

Yes, it's a spoof of political ads. It’s a product of Frank Riley.

Satire can sometimes expose the real truth better than we expect. And if you don’t find this campaign  commercial funny – sorry we can’t be friends.

So Buckle up Gang, only seven more thick and nasty days.....and  then it becomes a whole new world.

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