Showing posts with label The Continuing Adventures of Joe Biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Continuing Adventures of Joe Biden. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 21, 2025

Off Into the Sunset Goes the Old Fool.


Last night a few of us gathered and opened a celebratory bottle of Woodford Reserve Double Oaked bourbon to toast the departure of the worst President of many of our lifetimes. I know many will disagree, but I wish Joe Biden nothing but peace and comfort in his final years. Because I'm confident he’ll “Get his” in the next life.

I also hope that future historians, for the sake of truth and the honor of their profession, will correctly record him as a foolish, deeply corrupt, and fundamentally dishonorable man, and a disgrace to his country. He is a despicable man, always has been. He used his offices to enrich himself and his family and to benefit our enemies or his profit. Biden did awful damage because he’s a fool and a crook. Now out of office, he personally can do no more harm.

Yes, those who have been propping him up for the past four years are still hiding in their homes and under rocks in D.C. and are at this moment scheming.  That's for 47 to deal with for the next four years, and we can only hope his armor remains strong.

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Sunday, January 19, 2025

Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Okay. You Can Go Now.......GO!

And don't forget to take your little weasel Merrick Garland with you. 

Saturday, January 4, 2025

They Finally Found Something Biden Can Do.

What do a Nazi collaborator, a British citizen, an unindicted obstructer of justice, the Trump hating wicked witch of the fashion world and a pretend scientist have in common? They all get one of the highest honors that America can bestow, a significant honor until Barky Obama started handing them to B list hollywood supporters and daytime TV celebs. 

 According to the notorious, sleazy homosexual gossip columnist Roger Friedman, known for his squishy as Jell-O questions and heaping praise on the performers for their unexceptional appearances, wrote a column worthy of a high school mean girl journalism project. Don't get me wrong, I admire a good piece of snark, but Roger Friedman is just hack who probable sucked the right people considering his is still relevant in some circles. 

According to Friedman's column "Biden Sticks It to MAGA with Mega Lib Medals of Freedom", Joe Biden continued the recent Democrat Presidents' habit by handing out the Medal of Freedom like candy for just being rich, or as corrupt as he is. It's a tough job for Biden, but he managed stay upright through the event. 
"Joe Biden is going out with a bang. Today he bestowed Presidential medals of Freedom to the most mega liberal group he could think of. He’s sticking it to MAGA big time on the way out...."
Among the recipients, Biden bestowed the honor to were the devil's left hand George Soros, Crime Boss Ma Clinton, the wicked Anna Wintour, the guy who stands in front of U2 while they drone on, Bono, and Bill Nye. Yes, that Bill Nye:
'Soros is considered Satanic by MAGA for funding everything that is anathema to them. (Now they have to look up ‘anathema.’) Hillary — MAGA blames her for everything bad in the world. And let’s not forget her emails! Biden is also giving a posthumous award to Senator Robert F. Kennedy, who was assassinated in 1968. This is a jab at his crazy son, known as RFK Jr, the conspiracy theorist with lunatic ideas soon to run health services for Trump. The entertainers getting awards stand for the opposite of everything MAGA and Trump. 
Anna Wintour worked for this award, keeping Melania Trump off the cover of Vogue, celebrating Jill Biden in the magazine, and throwing fundraisers for the Democrats. She may not be pleasant, but she’s smart as a whip....." 
Biden isn’t done. He’ll be giving out awards and pardons right up through January 20th before Trump is sworn in. After that, Trump will return to giving medals to D list athletes, donors, and Neo-fascists."
Not really sure why the chain smoking general science teacher and climate freak Bill Nye deserves a Medal of Freedom, but I doubt Biden knows either.

Friedman is proud Democrat Trump hater and nasty little man whose ethics are even questioned by the likes of an editor at Business Insider who once said:
"You know, when you act badly at one place and everyone learns about it, I don't believe it's common practice to hire you to do the same job at another place. If there's a news story about you dipping your balls in the Frosty mix at Wendy's, you don't get to work at Steak n' Shake."

BTW, Friedman was once employed by Fox News until he got into a pissing contest with the late Kirstie Alley, and lost.  🤣

Monday, December 23, 2024

The Newest Entry to the Biden Family Album

Joe Biden's Caretaker & Dr. Jill Dig Hole in White House Garden
to Bury Biden's Political Legacy 

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

There is a God - He Spared Jimmy Earl To See the Day

Ladies and Gentlemen - We Have a New #1

There's nothing funnier than the Democrats spending so much time trying to drag Biden out of the race, and when he finally knuckles under, then he's like George Washington, and he's shown honor and grace and patriotism.  Suddenly, Biden is Washington, Lincoln, JFK, LBJ, the Roman leader Cincinnatus, and I keep waiting for a comparison to Gandhi, now isolating with Covid in his Fortress of Solitude.

If he was all about gracefully stepping away from the nomination, why didn't he do it weeks ago? He's been at the center of a long and ugly Democrat slap fight, but they want to make it sound like now they're in a serene moment. It's a Potemkin Moment of Zen.

He didn't show grace. He climbed the greasy pole of power and had to be dragged away from it, stubbornly insisting that only God himself could take him out of the race. 

Creepy Former Respected Presidential Historian 

But leave it to the mind virus infected at MSNBC quoted telling their cult viewers Biden "didn't lie or have scandals". He doesn't have loads of people saying, “oh, I wish it were someone else” behind the scenes."

T. Becket Adams over at the National Journalism Center put it more realistically:  "The Biden presidency will end just as it began: With a completely shambolic withdrawal, executed with little to no planning or consideration and at a great cost to those who rely on the White House for accountable and responsible leadership."

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Turns Out That "Well-Meaning Elderly Man With a Bad Memory" is Said to be a Prickly Old Jerk

Some White House staffers have been forced to tiptoe around Joe Biden when briefing him on certain subjects because they want to avoid eliciting his wrath and are “scared shitless” of him, according to a lengthy report at Politico on *46's inner circle:
“It’s like, you can’t include that, that will set him off,’ or ‘Put that in, he likes that,”a senior administration official told Politico, referring to how some of the 81-year-old president’s aides feel they have to walk through a minefield before briefings to avoid him getting angry with them. 
In the past, allegations have emerged about Biden having a hair-trigger temper and reaming out aides — sometimes with profane language — when vexed by certain developments. The president’s temper has flared publicly on occasion, too, including when faced with tough questions from The Post. This article was based on interviews with more than two dozen people, most of whom were granted anonymity to speak candidly about a sensitive subject. 
“It’s a Rorschach test, not a briefing", one source says “Because he is not a pleasant person to be around when he’s being briefed. It’s very difficult, and people are scared s—less of him.” Biden “doesn’t take advice from anyone other than those few top aides, and it becomes a perfect storm because he just gets more and more isolated from their efforts to control it,” the source said. 
The White House vehemently rejected the characterizations of the president, and disputed the characterization of Biden as isolated....".

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In the old fart's defense, if I had advisors who thought was a good idea to spray me burnt orange before going in front of TV cameras in a failed attempt to be presidential, was married to a woman who most of the time looks like she had her dresses made at an upholstery shop, a degenerate grifter of a son always in the media, and a blogger no one has heard of that keeps reminding people I sold my driveway by mistake, not once but twice, y'all would be scared of my ass too!

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Karen Jong-Perry Sets the Record Straight. 🧐 🤣 🤣

"The Truth Shall Set You Free!" - Yogi Berra

Thursday, May 2, 2024

Biden Continues His Streak of Saying Stupid Sh*t

Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida hurries from meeting with Bullshit Brandon
 
After demonstrating almost unbelievable weakness as a leader by blowing up promising middle east peace plans with arab countries the Trump administration worked out, angering our ally Israel and setting the stage for Oct 7th massacre, Biden now turns and badmouths our major ally in the pacific, Japan.

While attempting to speak coherently at a campaign fundraiser in Washington to mark the beginning of Asian American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander Heritage Month, biden calls Japan "Xenophobic" because "they don’t want immigrants.”

Biden’s gaffe underscores his radical policy on immigration. The Biden administrates operates an unpopular economic policy of Extraction Migration. “This colonialism-like policy extracts vast amounts of human resources from needy countries, reduces beneficial trade, and uses the imported workers, renters, and consumers to grow Wall Street and urban economies, such as New York,” 
"The migrant inflow has successfully forced down Americans’ wages and also boosted rents and housing prices. The inflow has also pushed many native-born Americans out of careers in a wide variety of business sectors and contributed to the rising death rate of poor Americans. 
The lethal policy also sucks jobs and wealth from heartland states by subsidizing coastal investors with a flood of low-wage workers, high-occupancy renters, and government-aided consumers.The population inflow also reduces the political clout of native-born Americans, because the population replacement allows elites to divorce themselves from the needs and interests of ordinary Americans."
It’s not something diplomatic to say about one of America’s closest allies,” Jeffrey Hall, Japanese studies lecturer at Kanda University of International Studies in Chiba, Japan, told CNBC. “So it just strikes me as something that was unnecessary to say in this context. It will sound like America is once again talking down to the Japanese.”

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS and 

Thursday, March 7, 2024

Your Official SOTU Drinking Game Card for Tonight's Presidential Manure Spread

Yes patriots, it's that time again. The stage is set for the nation's roundly disapproved of and incompetent leader to address congress and the nation in the unnecessary made-for-TV annual manure spread known to us all as the State Of The Union message. 

And as we have come to expect from *46, one can again look forward to more lying than a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up.

And like most of *46's speeches, I would expect an Adderall fueled mind-numbing exercise in babbling, self-praise and lofty unworkable leftist ideals, and a economic picture embellished with a rosy glow of unreal accomplishments.  

But I doubt the speech will be as entertained as in past years. With the luster and entertainment value of the event having fallen off without the distraction from the droning speech of watching Nan Pelosi fidget around in the Speaker's chair, going from grinning like a mental patient for no apparent reason, to getting that pained look on her face like she's passing a kidney stone and wishing she could get up and have a double shot of gin and a Marlboro.

But we will still have that famous camera shot to look forward to of of the entire house chamber as the network media political analysts speak of the historic setting while Joe, grinning like a baby loading his diaper, scans the room for an ice cream machine and any prepubescent girls in attendance.  

But fear not. SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this Official STATE OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME CARD (a retread from 2022 but still relevant) compliments of our good friend  Curmudgeon @PoliticalClownP.

Tuesday, November 14, 2023

Mexican Cartels Issue a Letter of Gratitude to Their "Man of the Year."

(MFNS)- Guano Mexico- The hostile Northern Mexican Cartels called a temporary truce long enough to issued a joint communique to the White House stating their undying gratitude for what they called "Outstanding Work on Behalf of the Cartels Man of the Year" for 2023.
  
Cartel Man of the Year - El Presidente' Joe Biden

In the communique they praised Biden for "reversing previous leader's hindering border protections" and "spoon feeding his useful idiots in the media the cover story that the border was closed, to which they dutiful repeated to their audience of gringo retards, helping give free reign to violate the sovereign border mostly unimpeded and away from most prying eyes of the press. Well played Mr. Biden."

They went on to confirm that with Biden's help more than 9 million illegals' cross the border mostly unopposed and into the open arms of the border patrol after being extorted for millions by the cartels to be led across safely. They also praised "El Presidente' for the opportunity to "export central America's undesirables across the border to relive the jail overcrowding and to help America with it's lack of diversity"

Praise was showered for the "opportunity for lucrative human trafficking of women and unaccompanied children for the benefit of the perverted liberal elites and the criminal underground forced sex work." 

The cartels were especially in praise of El Presidente' Biden and his pups in the media for the ability to quash any suggestion of responsibility on Biden's part for the growing number of deaths on the streets of America from the large quantities of drugs they were able to import during undetected night crossing in the last three years. The fentanyl alone worth millions, was enough to kill every American while border patrol was feeding and babysitting border jumpers. 

With the massive amounts of money Biden has given the Cartels opportunity to make from extortion of illegals and the importation of drugs and child sex slaves, the heavily armed cartels thanked Biden for control of most of northern Mexico and large sections of border.

The communiqué ended with anticipations of continuing non-aggression and good wishes and hopes for even further cooperation in the future. 

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Tuesday, October 31, 2023

New Snapshots From The Biden White House Album

A DMF Exclusive. 


Photos Credits:
United States Secret Service Surveillance & 
Unofficial White House Photographer.





Tuesday, August 8, 2023

Bidenomics Update: Courtney's Open Tabs Flush

Courtney Is Judging You Now. 

Biden's handlers have moved aggressively to not just claim ownership of the economy, but to broadcast how good the news around it is. But most people are too broke to hear. 

* Americans are pulling money out of their 401(k) plans at an alarming rate: The number of people who made a hardship withdrawal during the second quarter increased by of 36% from the second quarter of 2022. 

* The price of food is soaring: Despite inflation cooling, the price of your taco fixings will continue to rise.

* Credit card balances above $1 trillion for first time: Americans increasingly turned to their credit cards to make ends meet.

* Joe's favored EV scam goes belly up: Biden's frequently praised electric vehicle company that his energy secretary made a killing in profit from sale of investments just declared bankruptcy.

* US housing affordability at an all-time low: Buying a house in the U.S. has become a luxury fewer and fewer people can afford.

In other news, Joe Biden visited the Grand Canyon Tuesday, declaring no one has a bigger G*d Damn hole in the ground in the entire world than we do! 

 

Monday, July 31, 2023

Sunday, July 30, 2023

That Time We Hired Joe Biden to Work For Us

 From the Dank Archives of Middle Finger News Service. - February 1, 2015

Bulletin: 
For Immediate Release

MFNS WORLD HQS.

"Middle Finger News Service, LLC (MFNS) one of the world’s largest and most admired media conglomerates announced today the addition of a new science reality show to their spring prime time cable lineup.  Hosted by Vice President Joe Biden, each hour long episode will demonstrate the laws of nature as they impact our lives in everyday situations. Appearing as “Uncle Joe”, the ever-affable and proto-clueless Biden had previewers rolling in the aisles as he explains basic forces like gravity, resistance, fluid dynamics, energy/friction/heat and the physics of maple syrup in the context of walking, hitting your head, hair restoration and swimming naked with the grandkids....."