I've Got Your Sanctimonious Oscar Ceremonies Host Right Here

They'd Be Far Better Than Anything The Academy
 has Come Up With For A Long Time

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The Oscars Academy Is considering going forward with No Host at All. That's probably because of the #WokeStasi political purges, and no one in their right mind would put himself through the Struggle Session Gauntlet of going on TV and and pretending to enjoy themselves, telling terrible jokes and knowing there's someone just waiting to pounce on a wrong word.

This will be a spectacular televised demonstration of The Great Disappearing, because they #Purged the last one and no further volunteers for the bloody altar of Political Correctness are volunteering.

And we'd have an Oscars with no audience and no host. 

Kevin Hart's abrupt departure as Oscars host has left the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences scrambling to find someone to take the gig. As of now, the situation remains fluid as the group's leadership explores options, including going host-less. 

The Academy is now said to be gun shy about going with someone anyone who might be too edgy..." 

Another option being tossed around is not having any host at all, but rather "a bunch of huge celebs, something 'SNL' style, and buzzy people" to keep the show moving..."

Yes, let's see a group of people we can hang from the fucking lampposts for our Ritual Mortification Amusement.

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And I saw a strong Tweeter proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the envelope, and to loose the seals thereof?

And no man in hollywood, nor in the comedy circuit, was able to open the envelope, neither to look thereon.

And I wept much, because no man was found worthy to open and to read the envelope, neither to look thereon.

 

(Variety)

(AceHQ)

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Most Democrats Wait Until They've Been Sworn In Before Acting A Fool. But Not Her!

And here we thought nobody could be as entertaining as Joe Biden. Little did we know..... After being mocked merciless over the weekend for saying the age requirement on running for president only applies to men, and then telling Hanukkah celebrants at a synagogue that she was Jewish, Alexandra Ocashew Cortex, in a response to a tweet bashing outgoing Speaker Paul Ryan, compares herself to Paul Ryan and claims to be being treated unfairly because of a double standard.

What I think Ocasio is really trying to say in her tweet is that she’s being mistreated because....she’s a woman. Yeah, that’s not it at all. The 28-year-old Paul Ryan wasn’t espousing ridiculous socialist nonsense when he came on the scene. And he didn’t sound like an airhead either.

Ryan was experience as a congressional legislative aide and foreign affairs adviser to a US Senator before seeking office. Paul Ryan never promised medicare-for-all but couldn’t explain how to pay for it. Paul Ryan never wanted to get rid of the electoral system…because slavery! Paul Ryan never wanted to take back all three CHAMBERS of government…  Paul Ryan never compared Jews fleeing Nazi death camps to immigrants trying to break into our country.

Better thicken your skin there girly. I wonder if you realize there is a universe of difference between campaigning for an office and appearances on talk shows as the darling of the media as apposed to  actually having to deal with embedded DC politicians who don't take kindly to idealist newbies who throw bread at the table......Maybe talking less would help you look smarter. That was Mark Twain’s advice, anyway. In your case it might be to late to convince anyone now.

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Monday Linky Randomness

Central Committee of Linky Randomness

Get Your Notorious RBG Bra Right Here!- Harper Wilde to show their support for the women who will serve in Congress.

Daughter Makes Her ‘Shakedown’ Daddy Proud: She’s her father’s daughter, alright.

"I'm scared by him. I can’t imagine what his 3 a.m. is like."- What starlet was in danger from Harvey Weinstein, when Streep knew about him, and kept his secret? What about her 3 a.m.?" 

She Produces More Whoppers than Burger King.- Alexandra Ocashew Cortex Now Claims She's Jewish. - Calls Gen. John Kelly a Coward.

Some people clean your windshield for money while you wait at a traffic light, some people hold cardboard signs. Then there's this acrobatic trio

Media Platform Commits Suicide -  Tumblr's announcement that the blogging network will no longer permit pornographic content on its platform has been met with much weeping and gnashing of teeth. Seen by most non-users as a haven of pornographers and communist 14-year-olds who believe they're actually elves or wolves or dragons or some such nonsense. Not many F**ks given. 

And In the Spirit of the Season, a Holiday Bonus:

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A Good Monday Morning

Comey’s Lack of Memory was ‘Truly Stunning’

See Video Here

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Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Not Sure There's Much of a Doubt About It.....

Given her apparently complete lack of knowledge regarding American history, the Constitution, and civics, she will undoubtedly do something so stupid that the MSM will regret having manufactured her appeal. They won't admit it, of course, but they will regret it.

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