Monday, August 26, 2019

When She Goes Down, the Left Will freak Out in a Festival of Freaking Outness Unparalleled in American History


Excerpts From Kurt Schlichter@Townhall 
Progressives’ ghoulish glee over the death of an old man turned into barely constrained panic when, later that day, it was revealed that their heroine Ruth Bader Ginsberg was just treated for pancreatic cancer yet again. Their disgraceful joy at David Koch’s passing was yet another reminder of the harsh truth that leftists want you dead or enslaved. Koch’s sin was that he disagreed with liberals (though, in important ways, also with conservatives). For that, these cretins danced around like idiots celebrating his succumbing. And they’ll celebrate when you die too. Always believe people who tell you they hate you and want you dead.
RBG’s latest successful MMA bout with the Grim Reaper is a reminder that we conservatives need to gird our loins for what’s coming when she finally leaves the Supreme Court for good. But our anticipatory loin girding is merely prudent preparation. 
We conservatives don’t want people to die simply because they have different political beliefs.  But she’s very old and she’s very sick and facing that reality is not the same as high-fiving it.   
Not wanting her to die a horrible death is not to sugarcoat the damage she has done with her utterly upside-down vision of our founding document, but to simply reaffirm a point that never should have been an issue but is an issue because of the shameful behavior of liberals like we saw with Koch.
Her constitutional jurisprudence consists of disregarding what she dislikes that’s in the Bill of Rights and making up stuff that’s not in it but that she feels – not thinks, feels – should be in it. 
She’s a terrible justice and conservatives would love to see her step down. But our side expressed no delight in her latest suffering comparable to the giddy revelry that greeted Koch’s kicking the bucket. We’re not monsters, though how long that remains true is up in the air. When you establish New Rules they tend to come back and bite you on the Schumer. 
The Democrats are already prepping the battlespace with this cheesy narrative.
The last time Democrats failed to get their way they tore the country apart. And when this all goes down, the left will freak out in a festival of freaking outness unparalleled in American history. 
The Dem candidates will go nuts. Big Chief Warren will be on the warpath, Bernie will call for revolution, Harris will say whatever she thinks is useful, Biden will start talking about how JFK visited him in the White House, and Beto will continue to be a furry. 
We’ll get lots of the “Orange man bad, orange man not nominate a judge because he bad” babble from the libs and their gimp media. Maddow will cry, Don Lemon will pound an umbrella drink and Tater Stelter will sweat profusely as he reads off the teleprompter about how Trump is literally Hitler. 
The Fredocons will weigh in with their patented brand of sissy submission to their elite tops. We’ll be informed how taking back the Supreme Court like the geebos of Conservative, Inc., promised for three decades is actually not who we are and how we’re better than that. -  Read More

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A Good Monday Morning


Saturday, August 24, 2019

Adam Schiff Must Now Step Aside Because America Needs "More Everyday People In Congress" Says His Drag Queen Challenger

The Yapping Chihuahuas of Diversity Shall Turn and Bite You in the Ass 

The democrat party is now solidly the party of identity politics. They’ve gone to great lengths in recent years introducing Marxist concepts like intersectionality into their party’s platform. Like an oppression olympics, democrat politicians seem to have a scorecard rating them by their race, ethnicity, gender, and sexual orientation to develop a score of how “untouchable” they are based on the groups, sub-groups, and sub-sub-groups the Left uses to scream bigotry at any question or criticism they don’t agree. The democrats have made a habit of crying racist/bigot/homophobe/nazi when anyone in their new caste system is given even the slightest scrutiny.

Shifty Adam Schiff (D-CA) now must prove his wokeness to the party because he faces a primary challenge from the nation’s first drag queen ever elected to public office. Maebe A. Girl (yes, this is a real name) will go face-to-heavily-made-up-face with Adam in an open primary challenging Schiff for his seat in the House for California’s 28th Congressional seat. Right now, Washington’s all messed up. Congress is full of rich white guys and Maebe wants to fix that; it’s time for Capitol Hill to get some regular ol’ everyday-American folks:
“We need more everyday people in Congress—its overwhelmingly older, white, wealthy men, and that’s just not representative of America, or my district.”

On Girl’s campaign website it states Girl is genderfluid/trans pronouns she/her, for those of you who aren’t sufficiently woke that means Girl is a man who identifies as a woman and prefers to be addressed as a woman and dresses like a woman. And since Girl’s gender is fluid that may explain why the legal name change included a term “maybe”.

By democrat standards, since Schiff is a raving cis-hetero white male (meaning he's cursed and knows what gender he really is and allegedly attracted to women) he has no right to stand in the way of diversity and should man-up and end his bid for re-election immediately. Unfortunately for Schiff those are the rules.  According to democrat orthodoxy if Schiff runs against Girl he is only perpetuating the oppression of the white male patriarchy and continuing the oppression of minority voices in “Trump’s America”. Anything less then pulling out of the race is obvious hypocrisy when it comes to the party’s claims of support for the LGBTQ community.

Remember that Rep.Ayanna Pressley (D-MA) of the Squad, insinuated that only members of a marginalized group can represent said marginalized group, so if you’re a democrat who claims to support LGBTQ rights you must demand Schiff step aside. Or else he may become Adaline Schiff.


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Friday, August 23, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

~ No Tuxedos Required ~


Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

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Okay, I guess the Global Warming Scare is Over With Now


The present day 'the sky is falling' crowd have been warning us that global warming is an existential threat to all humanity and little puppies everywhere, and even some idiot suggested recently we only have 15 years left until life on Earth is wiped out. Thankfully, that threat may just have ended. The New York Post reports that the mega rich Barky and Big Mike have moved on up to a playground of the rich and famous and bought themselves a mega-mansion on Martha’s Vineyard. I’m not sure if this means anything, but the mansion is located at 79 Turkeyland Cove. The Obamas had been renting the house over the summer and they made an offer to buy. The house is in escrow and reportedly went for around $15 million.

Now you're probably saying, Diogenes, what the hell has this got to do with Global Warmin'?'  Well, there’s a couple of reasons why I believe this mansion purchase on Martha’s Vineyard by the Obamas signals the end to global warming alarmism:

Firstly, the upkeep and operation of a 7000 square-feet pad with kitchen efficient enough to keep Mike fed and the massive lawn of the 29 acre compound is one hell of a carbon footprint. Anyone who was genuinely concerned that global warming is man-made would have to be a special kind of selfish a-hole to purchase such a gaudy polluting property. Don't ya think?

Secondly, this mansion is on the Atlantic ocean and right up on the beach. If man-made global warming was actually causing the sea levels to rise, nobody in their right mind would drop $15 million on an estate that they thought was going to be swallowed up by the ocean any day now. Granted, the Obamas are special kinds of a-holes, but they aren’t the kind who would throw $15 million away. Clearly they aren’t concerned about global warming or they would have bought a mansion in Aspen, a mile above sea level.

And what was that thing Obama said about wealth? Oh yeah, he said “I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.” I guess owning a mansion in DC and a spread in the Vineyard is a good indication they haven't made enough yet, seeing they are still raking it in and already worth an estimated $135 million, which ain’t bad for two talentless unremarkable people.

The good news in all this is however is the Obamas glaring hypocrisy signals an unofficial end to the global warming hoax. For once their actions result in something positive.


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Thursday, August 22, 2019

It's Official: Everything is Because of Slavery

And here I thought I had heard the most ridiculous things I could ever imagine by now. 
Oh silly me!

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

The 150th Season of the Sport of College Football


Down South, we only have three seasons, Spring, Summer and Football Season. And of course a few weeks a year that you actually have to use the heater in the car.  This year, before we even have a 100 degree day, lo and behold we're on the cusp of new season, the 150th Season of College Football.

The 2018 Season is now fading in the rear view mirror. In the SEC it was a year that brought many surprises. Like the Sports Monkey's assurances of the rising dominance of the SEC East which created some over-inflated egos, but really just turned out to be a long awaited parity among conference teams.

In the West, the Crimson Tide turned in a perfect A+ 12-0 regular season to the teacher, only to fail their final exam. The Gus Bus hit the ditch (kinda of a surprise, lets say) and Ed Orgeron started the year on the hot seat, but wound up sitting upon a throne of purple and gold. The LSU Tigers, who no one expected to be anything but  7-5 spoilers having one of the toughest schedules in Division 1, were all but written off. But the Tigers had a little something to say about it. 

The high lite of the season for moi was October 13th, after the Tigers had already knocked off the #7 & #8 ranked teams in the nation, as LSU hosted #2 - the sports monkey's heir apparent to the Crimson Tide's SEC dominance, the 6-0 Georgia Bulldogs. Bolstered from the hype of the previous season and puff-chested from beating up on powerhouses like Austin Peay and Middle Tennessee, little did the Dawgs know what awaited them that Saturday afternoon at Tiger Stadium. This being the only game I was able to attend last year, it was a pleasantly cool afternoon of covertly sipping Old Charter 10 from my friends purse, watching Mr Heisman Trophy Candidate running for his life and frequently having to pull the Tiger stadium turf out of his face-mask. It was a brilliantly called & executed dirt stomping. I left Baton Rouge that night about as proud to be a Tiger as I had been since 2003.

LSU ended the season spanking and sending home the 22-0 self proclaimed Mythical 2017 National Champion UFC Knights in the Fiesta Bowl. Bless Their Little Hearts.

So what can we expect from the upcoming SEC season? 


My short thoughts:


This year I intentionally did not read the sports media's summer preseason click bait and hyping of team story lines. In doing so it seems I missed all the off-season silliness like Tom Herman whining about opposing players not being sentenced to life in prison for using the “Horns Down” gesture or Nick Saban's newest creative excuse for not winning a NC, and which Florida players have been arrested.  Preseason polls, rankings and power indicators before anyone's played a snap are purely conjecture and mean absolutely nothing, except to make every other conference hate the SEC for taking up so many spots.  LOL!!!  

So my thoughts here are based solely on what little I did read last weekend of this coming season and influenced directly by how much Rue De Perle Bordeaux 14' I've consumed this evening. 

SEC West - Plainly put, until SEC teams can give the Crimson Tide a two loss season, it a forgone conclusion they are and will be the top dog of the SEC. If Tua stays healthy, with their schedule, we could be looking at another 12-0 season for Alabama....If Tua stays healthy.

Jimbo Fisher is recruiting well at A&M and has cleaned up the affirmative action mess he was left with. With a experienced QB, the Aggies could be especially difficult to deal with. Clepson and Alabama are early loses and their schedule is brutal. But where have we heard that stumbling block before??

Auburn, will be Auburn. They too have a brutal schedule, and a freshman QB.  But, as he did at eleswhere, Kevin Steele is still building top 10 Defenses there, and that alone can help keep you in the game.  With Gus in his goofy visor and atrocious wardrobe callin' plays from the sidelines, anything can happen, and probably will....Beep Beep

There's lots of expectations in Baton Rouge right now after this spring LSU scored the addition of N.O. Saints pass offense assistant Joe Brady, and College Hall of Fame coach John Robinson as a game plan consultant. Joe Burrows has proven he's not shy and will call his own number if necessary, and is said to have a command of the offense not seen in Baton Rouge since 2011.

In the East - I'll be straight up and say it, I'm going against the grain. Until they prove otherwise,  I'm not convince Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are a top 5 team they are said to be. Polls before week 3 are just conjecture. Name recognition plays a good part here I think. I'm not saying they not a good team, I'm saying some have bought the hype. Diogenes Don't.  

But I will say this - with the exit of the Squirrel McElwain at Florida, I believe Dan Mullan can recruit better there than he ever could at Cowbell U. and is going to bring the Gators quickly back to prominence in the East. This year? Who knows which Fippy Franks will show up. I'd pick the Gators to win the SEC East, but I hear there may have a depth problem, among others, and Georgia does has a puff schedule. We'll know Nov 2nd.

I'll go no further, and mean no disrespect to the rest of the SEC Teams. Rather I will leave it at this; looking at the SEC schedules, I'm not totally ruling out a sleeper who could reek havoc. I firmly believe there is going to be some really big upset wins and unexpected losses this year. The odds are in favor.  And the wine agrees. 
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I do plan on trying to set aside some time to do football post this season, if only for the more important games, along with my prediction for the SEC and a few games for our long suffering DMF  Big10 fans, like YankeeBubba & Michael L. and a few others.

Here's a little Preseason Humor For Yous Guys........



So as we await the beginning of 150th season of the sport of College football, and the 97th LSU home opener in Tiger stadium, I end with what ESPN Sports named one of the best traditions of South Eastern Conference Football, one which brings a deafening roar rising from one of the great cathedrals of college football, and one that first time visitors to Tiger Stadium rarely soon forget:  The prologue to every LSU home game  - The immortal words of public-address announcer Dan Borne:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, The Sun Has Found Its Home In The Western Sky.
It Is Now, Saturday Night In Death Valley!"

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