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Monday, February 17, 2020
Sunday, February 16, 2020
Poll: Americans Say They Will Vote For Bloomberg If That Makes Him Stop Airing Ads
MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE:
MFNS - In a positive sign for the former New York mayor, a new Middle Finger News Service poll indicates that an increasing number of Americans would vote for Michael Bloomberg if that would make him stop airing campaign ads.
The poll found that sixteen percent of those surveyed were “somewhat likely” to vote for Bloomberg if that would convince him to stop airing ads, twenty-one percent were “very likely” to do so for that reason, and a whopping thirty-three percent “strongly agreed” with the statement “Seriously, I’ll do whatever he wants—please, just make them stop right now.”
By contrast, only eight percent said that they would vote for Bloomberg’s fellow-billionaire Tom Steyer if that would make Steyer stop airing his ads.
At Bloomberg campaign headquarters, in New York, the campaign’s chief strategist, Harland Dorrinson, told us that the poll numbers made it clear that “Mike’s ads are having exactly their desired effect. If these many people are willing to vote for Mike to make him stop airing ads after he’s spent only two hundred million, imagine how many will vote to stop him after he spends another eight hundred million,” Dorrinson crowed.
In a new Bloomberg ad airing this week, the candidate addresses the viewer directly, stating, “Hi, I’m Mike Bloomberg. Do you want to see more of these ads? The choice is yours,” before the screen abruptly goes black.
The poll found that sixteen percent of those surveyed were “somewhat likely” to vote for Bloomberg if that would convince him to stop airing ads, twenty-one percent were “very likely” to do so for that reason, and a whopping thirty-three percent “strongly agreed” with the statement “Seriously, I’ll do whatever he wants—please, just make them stop right now.”
By contrast, only eight percent said that they would vote for Bloomberg’s fellow-billionaire Tom Steyer if that would make Steyer stop airing his ads.
At Bloomberg campaign headquarters, in New York, the campaign’s chief strategist, Harland Dorrinson, told us that the poll numbers made it clear that “Mike’s ads are having exactly their desired effect. If these many people are willing to vote for Mike to make him stop airing ads after he’s spent only two hundred million, imagine how many will vote to stop him after he spends another eight hundred million,” Dorrinson crowed.
In a new Bloomberg ad airing this week, the candidate addresses the viewer directly, stating, “Hi, I’m Mike Bloomberg. Do you want to see more of these ads? The choice is yours,” before the screen abruptly goes black.
Saturday, February 15, 2020
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Friday, February 14, 2020
AOC Goes Drag Racing
The ever-blurring lines between politics and pop culture grow fuzzier, but so much more fabulous as AOC takes time out from being a living, breathing meme to join the extravagant world of bad wigs, flamboyant Bette Midler imitations and clownish makeup drag queen contest to show her solidarity with the LGBTQ community because Donald Trump be all hating on gay people and stuff.
A 10-second clip was posted on the Tweeter by the verified account for RuPaul's Drag Race. "Join the Ruvolution! I am Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and I pledge allegiance to the drag."
Last December Ocasio-Cortez tweeted out that she wanted to make a predictions bracket for the upcoming season. "If Obama released NCAA tournament predictions, does that mean I can do the same for RuPaul's Drag Race #AllStars4?" In November, the 30-year-old congresswoman had also met with Sasha Velour, a star from the show. "The revolutionary of our time," Velour said about the congresswoman.
Maybe AOC just believes she is following in the statesman footsteps of her House Nanny, San Fran Nan, who said when she too appeared on the freak show just before the mid-term election that
she believes politicians could learn authenticity from drag queens. "This idea of people believing in themselves, being themselves, taking pride in themselves, is not just a lesson for politicians but for everyone in the country."
I guess the crazy moonbat had one of her famous brain farts and just didn't realize that authenticity she was talking about is MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN.
Over to you Anderson......
[Washington Examiner]
H/T COTR
A 10-second clip was posted on the Tweeter by the verified account for RuPaul's Drag Race. "Join the Ruvolution! I am Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and I pledge allegiance to the drag."
"I am Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and I pledge allegiance to the drag."@AOC will join @RuPaul for an episode of @RuPaulsDragRace https://t.co/vdUW64U5Z0— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) February 13, 2020
Last December Ocasio-Cortez tweeted out that she wanted to make a predictions bracket for the upcoming season. "If Obama released NCAA tournament predictions, does that mean I can do the same for RuPaul's Drag Race #AllStars4?" In November, the 30-year-old congresswoman had also met with Sasha Velour, a star from the show. "The revolutionary of our time," Velour said about the congresswoman.
Tonight THE most honored special guest came to see “Smoke & Mirrors” in Washington D.C. @AOC 💖 The audience gave her a standing ovation too! pic.twitter.com/XzHYGTuDb0— Sasha Velour (@sasha_velour) November 12, 2019
I guess the crazy moonbat had one of her famous brain farts and just didn't realize that authenticity she was talking about is MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN.
Over to you Anderson......
[Washington Examiner]
H/T COTR
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Thursday, February 13, 2020
Feeling Their Irrelevance, Squinty & Meat Puppet Claim DJT Wants To Jail Them
Becoming increasingly butthurt that even after all this time, DJT will not take a shot at Squinty Joe Scarborough and his peroxide overdosed makeup test dummy Mika and their little morning MSBNC Trump-bashing show, Joe gave his viewer Wednesday morning a dish of hyperbole smothered in self-importance.
In denial they are really just network time-filler and believing they are of any relevance in today's media, Joe claimed that if he could, Trump would arrest Mika and him, along with everyother journalist he didn't like, and throw them in jail to silence them. Scarborough began his delusional assertion with, "our constitutional republic and the institutions in it, literally, are being challenged every day."
The media tried this tactic before the election. None of this has ever happened, but they just keep predicting it. They have to pretend pulling Jim Acosta's "news" credentials for a week is somehow like wasting away in the Gulag somewhere. The reality is that all presidents have had an adversarial relationship with the press. You need look no further than President Trump's predecessor. Then New York Times reporter James Risen called Barack Obama's administration "the greatest enemy of press freedom in a generation.”
Two things Joe. (in Joe Biden's voice) No.1 - You have no viewers and ain't that important. No.2 - Why would DJT throw in jail the thing he, with just one tweet, can make an entire profession wet their pants with rage and expose as the false monolith of truth you really are??
Squinty Speaks:
[NewsBusters]
In denial they are really just network time-filler and believing they are of any relevance in today's media, Joe claimed that if he could, Trump would arrest Mika and him, along with every
The media tried this tactic before the election. None of this has ever happened, but they just keep predicting it. They have to pretend pulling Jim Acosta's "news" credentials for a week is somehow like wasting away in the Gulag somewhere. The reality is that all presidents have had an adversarial relationship with the press. You need look no further than President Trump's predecessor. Then New York Times reporter James Risen called Barack Obama's administration "the greatest enemy of press freedom in a generation.”
Two things Joe. (in Joe Biden's voice) No.1 - You have no viewers and ain't that important. No.2 - Why would DJT throw in jail the thing he, with just one tweet, can make an entire profession wet their pants with rage and expose as the false monolith of truth you really are??
Squinty Speaks:
[NewsBusters]
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Tuesday, February 11, 2020
Move Over Don Lemon. Katy Tur Has Taken Over the Mantle of the AOC of the Broadcast Media
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MSNBC’s Katy Tur is most notably known for three things. Not being very bright. Being one of the few women in the universe to date Keith Olbermann. And perhaps most famous for proclaiming journalists are like firefighters, because after all, reading from a teleprompter and writing articles is totally like risking one’s life to go into a burning building and saving people. It was at that moment that the media’s inflated sense of self-importance became undeniably clear and it’s been a basis for parody ever since.
Like AOC, Tur has lots to say but pretty much all of it is stupid. But in her defense, her only degree is a BA Philosophy and her father is a transgender named Zoey, so who knows what crazy things are going on behind those eyes.
Recently, she bemoaned “gerrymandering” in Senate races, which happens to not be a thing since state lines can not be gerrymandered. Not to be outdone by herself, Tur simply moved her beer to the other hand as she illustrates the bubble more media types live in these days by making another ridiculous comment. In case you missed this bit of broadcast brilliance from a few days ago, here is another one of Tur's AOC moments:
Katy Tur: "When I ask people if they’re voting for [POTUS], I hear about their 401(k)s a lot … but there are those out that who don't have a 401(k) [and] this economy is not really working for them."— 𝚒'𝚖 𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚜𝚊𝚛 (@BecketAdams) February 11, 2020
"They can get a car, but it's a loan that will take 30 years.”
Thirty years? pic.twitter.com/2ufxePTP1E
I’m sorry, did Katy Tur really just say “they can get a car, but the loan will last then 30 years?”. Huh?— Brittany (@bccover) February 11, 2020
But fear not, Don Lemon. We all know it won't be long before we see another video clip of your famous AOC moments. Few are in your league.
[RS]
[Twitchy]
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