Serpent Head Wants to Force Media To Help Biden Defeat DJT

Sorry, someone left the gate unlocked again..... 

DC - Dem Strategist James Carville Thursday called for the Biden’s White House to help establish a way to compel the media to help defeat former President Donald Trump. 

 The New York Times’ executive editor Joe Kahn in May said his publication’s duty is to cover what Americans care about rather than what benefits Biden and hurts Trump, with the president’s close aides reportedly urging officials to criticize the NYT’s coverage since they believe the election is “existential” for the nation. Carville recently took issue with Kahn’s approach and urged media outlets to boost their “slanted coverage” of Trump to help ensure the former president does not secure reelection in 2024.

Carville on “Politics War Room” suggested the White House go a step further by telling the media more specifically what to cover and “have some kind of enforcement mechanism” to do so. 

“I call it the problem of the mosquito in a news colony. You got to pick a spot, alright, and there’s so many things about Trump. He’s crooked, he’s treasonous, he uses racism, he’s incompetent, he’s vulgar, he’s a sexual predator. But you get one and the next day it’s something else, and you’re jumping around.

There has to be, and this is where I fault the White House. The president needs to give a speech in fifteen minutes, and they poll, and they know. I mean, don’t kid yourself, they know exactly. Tell us what negative to accentuate. And then you can have some kind of enforcement mechanism. 

Hopefully, we get this in the debate, that there’s a coherent line of attack coming out of Biden against Trump, so that we can all pick it up. But then one segment on MSNBC is in one place, the Times columnist, you know, Krugman, is in another place and E. J. Dionne somewhere else and Eugene Robinson is over there. And it’s ten different people in ten different places and that’s not effective.

I don’t have anything against slanted coverage, I really don’t … I would have something against it at most other times in American history, but not right now. 

Fuck your objectivity. 

The real objectivity in this country right now is we’re either going to have a Constitution or we’re not.” 

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Editrix Note: As a citizen of the Great State of Louisiana, I know I speak for a lot of my fellow Louisianians when I say we are sorry that our Village Idiot got lose again. We promise to try and keep a better eye on him in the future - DS

WH to Replace KJP With Actual Gaslight

MFNS - KJP's utter destruction and exposure of a massive MAGA conspiracy to doctor video footage to make Biden look weak, frail and decimated by mental decline, sometime in full vapor lock, sometime just frozen in time as not real, but a “cheap fake” has so endeared her to the Intelligence community she will be moving to a new position.

A representative of the (non-existing) Deep State told Middle Finger News Service, off the record, that the Deep State (that does not exist) higher ups believe KJP is so good at lying with a straight face for a bumbling fool like Biden, is wasting her talents in the WH. press room.

KJP shall soon quietly assume the duties with the intel community as the new liaison officer between the Deep State (the one that does not exist) and their public mouthpiece MSNBC. She will advise the network on "Truthing the News" and help save democracy and stuff. 

Karen Jong-Perry Sets the Record Straight. 🧐 🤣 🤣

"The Truth Shall Set You Free!" - Yogi Berra

THEY'RE ALL CHEAP FAKES!!!😭🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/DnVPO1Kfd7

— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) June 18, 2024

Two New From The Meme King

Earl just posted this most excellent interpretation of DMF's favorite Kickball, MSNBC's Live Action Cartoon 'Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning'. I thought Mika's unshaven chest hair was a nice show of solidarity since Squinty Joe's recent tragic diagnosis of 'Rapid Testicular Regression' and 'Negative Testosterone Level'. 🙄 We're talking True Love here people. 

And one more starring everyone's favorite ancient Pop Philosophist "Aris T" in a scene that only Earl could come up with! 🤣

Their Angst is Starting to Show.

After a very bad public outing in front of the world press in Italy, concluding this weekend with the west coast gucci marxist elite gleefully offering to burn piles of cash on the fire that is the Biden campaign while average Americans struggle, the state media is starting to show their nervousness.

MSNBC's token Asian host Alex Wagner, almost in tears while interviewing some chick named Susan Glasser, said that DJT will be held to a much lower standard than Biden during the upcoming debate. Glasser agreed, saying the MAGA base doesn't hold Trump "accountable" like them and the rest of the hostile drooling leftist democrat journalists.

We all know, short of Biden breaking into some crazy story like arm wrestling Mao Zedong, Joe makes it on and off the set without incident, he'll be declared the winner. 

Maybe if the media, NBC News and it's ugly step-sister MSNBC in particular, would remove their cranium from their anal sphincter they would see the media telling us we didn't see or hear what we just saw and heard, their constant smearing and censoring of political opposition, hysterical prophetic fantasies of arrest and internment camps, executions and the end of world, have done as much to wound Biden as Biden himself.  And that is undisputed fact if you've taken a breath in the last four years. 

They should be nervous. The smug bastards have lots of reasons to be.

Snake oil salesmen were never so well dressed. 

EARL Done This

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Who Said Children Don't Listen to Their Parents

Zbigniew Brzeziński (1924 - 2017) Jimmy Carter's National Security Advisor 

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His daughter, Mika 'Meat Puppet' Brzezinski. Annoying MSNBC left wing propagandist, 

Keeper of Squinty's balls and Joe Biden sycophant.       

A Good Monday Morning