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Ms Rao Invites You to an Evening of Dinner and Pretentious Racial Scolding. And You’re Paying.

Personally, I'm damn tired of hearing from a plethora of wealthy, privileged daughters and sons of successful legal immigrants, blessed to be born in the freest country on the planet, bitch, moan and gripe and rip America and all she stands for! One such voice I came across is failed congressional candidate, Saria Rao. An AOC want-to-be, she believes in bringing us together by unrelenting divisiveness.

According to her own publicity material, Ms Rao studied law at the University of Virginia and NYU, and is “one of the country’s strongest voices for social justice and inclusion.” Which may explain the self-satisfied double standards, the paranoid hyperbole, the pronounced cognitive dissonance, and the daily epithets about “white people” and their many, many faults. Social justice” is largely about judging people tribally, cartoonishly, and by different and contradictory standards, based on some supposed group identity, which apparently – and conveniently - overrides all else. And the next time you hear sweet cooings about “social justice, equity and inclusion,” you may want to bear in mind the kinds of creatures most attracted to these things. How can one be bigoted against people of a certain race and color while wearing the cloak of inclusion? You redefine the words "sexist" and "racist" until the dissonance seems to disappear.

After her failed congressional primary Rao went full tard on her Twitter account claiming she's left Colorado because of death threats following a social-media post attacking white people. Her harsh Twitter attacks against fellow democrats and journalists after her dirt-stomping defeat had nothing to do with that I'm sure. And apparently, Ms Rao’s believes her tweets are of moral importance.  As noted here before, many times, “social justice” is antithetical to expectations of reciprocity. And so, despite the theatrical piety, it corrodes the moral senses. Quite quickly.

So, in the spirit of social Justice and to “bear witness” to their pain, Ms Rao has invited all us guilty 'White Women' to an evening of dinner and pretentious racial scolding. Bringing Us Together With Unrelenting Racial Divisiveness.

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Ever Actually Find Yourself in a Museum??

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Adam Schiff Takes Swing at DJT and AG Barr. Accidentally Punches Himself and Barky Obama Instead

Robert Mueller’s statement today about the special counsel’s report that was released almost in its entirety last month has, of course caught the attention of Rep. Adam Schiff, who was spinning it as best he could:

"Mueller confirmed today that Russia engaged in multiple systematic efforts to interfere in the 2016 election. 

In a rebuke of Barr, he also made clear that because of DOJ policy it is left to Congress—not the Attorney General—to evaluate the president’s misconduct. And we will." @twitter

Schiff accused AG Bill Barr of “misleading the American people” — a rich accusation coming from Schiffty. Maybe Schiff didn’t notice, but none of the BS he’s been trumpeting for the past two-plus years (with the MSM’s help) has come to fruition, not that he’ll ever stop lying. Mueller never mentioned the mythical evidence of collusion that Shiff has promised. And maybe Schiff can refresh our memories as to who was in charge when all this Russian crap went down:

It’s possible some Dems aren’t in a hurry for impeachment hearings because it would draw attention to many self incriminating details they’d rather remain below the surface. DJT still is holding his cards and it looks like it may be getting close to time to call the table.......

(Twitchy)

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The Little Weasel Returns With Another Anti-Trump Tome

When we last saw the little weasel, Michael Wolff, who admits he's “barely a journalist” and believes that his job “has nothing to do with truth”, he was being humiliated and kicked off a February 2018 edition of Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning. The controversial author of the salacious tome "Fire and Fury" who for a time had the Left and some Anti- Trumpers peeing in their pants with exhilaration for it's revelations, said to be sourced from within the White House, returns with a new book titled Siege: Trump Under Fire, due out June 4th.

And if an early blurb is any indication, it's sure to be more equally fictitious brain drippings. The book has already come under fire from it's first leaked revelation in the leftist rag Guardian that makes an explosive claim about an action special counsel Robert Mueller strongly considered taking against President D.J.T.

"Wolff claims that Mueller drafted an obstruction of justice indictment against Trump, before ultimately deciding not to proceed with it. The indictment, according to Wolff, would have charged the president with three counts including; witness tampering, witness retaliation, and corruptly influencing a pending proceeding. 

The Guardian viewed documents relating to Wolff’s claim. Yet Mueller spokesman Peter Carr denies the very existence of these documents. 

“The documents that you’ve described do not exist,” Carr told the Guardian. 

Wolff claims that the draft indictment alleges that Trump began obstructing justice in the first week of his presidency. He wrote that Mueller concluded Trump took “extraordinary lengths… to protect himself from legal scrutiny and accountability, and to undermine the official panels investigating his actions."

Who in their right mind would give this kind of information, even if true, to a known liar and lunatic to expose like Micheal Wolff? I have not looked at any biographical info on this weasel, mainly because it's obvious the sixties were good to him, and has a very imaginative mind. But writers got write. Right? And I doubt we will see much of Mr. Wolff publicizing the book on TV, well maybe on Conspiracy Central, MSNBC, who daily tries polishing their Turd of an overthrow.

And just for shits and giggles, let's watch Mr. Wolff get humiliated on live Television once again, shall we?

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INDICTMENT BINGO

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Highly Illogical, Mr. Sulu

George Takei, better know to some as Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu, the guy who pretended to drive around a big ass flying saucier with Cadillac fins and being yelled at by William Shatner on television way before my time. And during his run as Sulu, was depicted as a bare-chested swashbuckling swordsman in his spare time away from warp speedin' around the galaxy and dodging numerous alien bad guy's artillery barrages. Now it seems that the dragon he wishes to slay is Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY).

Of course Mr. Takei’s tweet was wholly mockworthy, (your editorette at your service) but not without some in Hollywood's support.  Supporters like Luke Skywalker, aka Mark Hamill, who said he’s tempted to move to Kentucky so he could vote for Takei,  and 'The Fonz', Henry Winkler tweeted that Takei has his vote as well. Several Kentuckians even offered lodging for Takei. One Louisville resident squealed tweeted the actor he has an extra room (I bet he does) to which to “live long and prosper” and offered “really good fettuccine Alfredo.“

Georgie would have one heck of a challenge on his hands: Mitch McConnell has never lost an election. A carpetbag Hollywood elitist and obnoxious homosexual activist? In Kentucky? Looks like Mr Takei might’ve been drinking a bit too much Romulan ale while keyboardin', and perhaps should just stick to pretending he's still relevant and playing with those long pointed things......

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Nan May Have Just Re-Elected The Trumpster

By Roger Simon @ PJMedia

It would have happened sooner or later, but Nancy Pelosi's out-of-control behavior—accusing Trump of a cover-up before meeting with him (sheesh), demanding his family stage an intervention (double sheesh), etc.—clearly forced the president finally to issue a memo giving Attorney General Barr authority to declassify the 2016 campaign surveillance documents. (He undoubtedly had it in his hip pocket for a while.) 

The memo requires all agencies to "promptly provide such assistance and information as the Attorney General may request in connection with that review." That includes the secretaries of State, Treasury, Defense, and Energy as well as, importantly, the director of national intelligence and the director of the CIA. Result: game changer. 

The re-election of Donald Trump will be dated from the evening of May 23, 2019. And the supposedly politically-savvy Ms. Pelosi will be marked down as the instigator. You almost feel sorry for her. The speaker was unable to face down the simple-minded, juvenile leftists in her own caucus and ended up being their lackey, actually even becoming one of them herself. What a sad and pathetic way to finish your career. 

So we will be saying good-bye to the obstruction meme. How do you obstruct an investigation that not only came up empty (i. e. no collusion) but is certain to be revealed as a treasonous set-up from the start? 

The next few months will be historic. The Democrat beehive will be going even crazier. That "distinguished legislator" Richard "The Lion-Hearted" Blumenthal was almost instantly on CNN Thursday night complaining that Trump was unfairly releasing documents (or something) to a semi-baffled and justifiably-fearful Anderson Cooper. (Perhaps Richard was there to head off accusations that the other Blumenthal—Sidney—was one of the authors of Steele dossier.) 

Popcorn time for conservatives has come. But it's good to remember the old saw: It's never as good or as bad as you think it is.

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