Wednesday, March 6, 2024
What Does This Guy Eat Every Morning That Makes Him So Angry and Delusional?
Tuesday, January 5, 2021
Squinty & Meat Puppet Do Journalism 🙃 Call Out Democrat Hypocrisy on Election Challenges
On today's edition of 'Morning with Squinty & Meat Puppet', Mika B. surely rattled a few cages by called out Democrats for their hypocrisy in criticizing the Republicans for challenging the election results. After noting that congressional Democrats have objected to electoral votes the last three times a Republican has been elected President, Mika B. focused on the 2004 election, in which George W. Bush defeated John Kerry.
Noting that then-Senator Barbara Boxer objected to Bush's electoral votes from Ohio, Mika cited, chapter and verse, statements at the time from fellow Democrats Dick Durbin, Chris Van Hollen, and Ed Markey praising Boxer's move. Mika contrasted that with the statements the same three Democrats have put out in recent days, condemning the current Republican challenges.
It should also be noted that then Senators Barky Obama and Hillary Clinton also objected to the 2004 election results. But no one remembers them being called "Seditious" or "Treasonous".
Friday, September 6, 2013
Blurry Red Lines and Pork BBQ - A Politically Incorrect Fable
Once upon a time, eight-year old Sammie Mac struggled with his homework assignment to write a letter to the President of the United States. He couldn't decide what to say until his mom suggested he write what was in his heart.
And so he did. -
Dear Mr. President, How are you?
I am sad because Daddy told me our vacation trip to Washington was not gonna' happen because the White House doors were locked shut. Mommy said it was 'cause the carpets had been cleaned and were wet. Daddy called Mommy Pinocchio nose. She gave him her squinty eye look and said, "No dessert for you Buster." HAHAHA! She forgot his name is Charlie. I asked Daddy when he thought we could go inside our White House. He said the doors would be unlocked on the same day Hel . . . sinki freezes over.
I hope that's soon. Sincerely, your friend, Sammie Mac
P.S. Daddy made a YouTube video of me reading this letter to share with Gram and Gramps.
The very next day, Sammie Mac wrote a second letter.
Dear Mr. President, How are you?
I felt kinda icky in my tummy today when my teacher gave me her squinty eye look after she read my letter and told me to write a better one. So, here goes. Did your dog enjoy his vacation at Martha's house? Is BO named after you or your armpit? Daddy said he would like to be BO's dog walker and get paid more than my teacher. He said he'd be happy to pick up BO's poop and wipe his feet so mud wouldn't get tracked on our White House carpets. Are they still wet? I told Daddy I would ask you please to give him the dog walking job. He snort-laughed through his nose. He said Valerie and Mooch-elle were in charge of everything and for sure, they would invite him to be BO's dog walker, on the day Hel . . . sinki freezes over.
I hope that's soon. Sincerely, your friend, Sammie Mac.
P.S. Daddy made a YouTube video of me reading this letter.
P.P.S. He sent it to all his friends and so did Gram and Gramps.
The very next day, Sammie Mac wrote a a third letter:
Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Let's Enjoy One of the Best of Our Favorite Media Celebs Most Embarrassing Moments, Shall We?
Friday, February 15, 2019
Squinty & Meat Puppet and Co. Call AOC Dumb and Dangerous
In my occasional recon of websites and blogs of leftist nut sacks and their media propaganda sources in cable news, this morning I happened to land on NBC News' retarded stepsister, MSNBC, and the infamous 'Morning Joe'. Expecting to hear the normal MSNBC broken record of "Orangeman Bad", I was somewhat shocked to hear them all throw some serious shade at the present darling of the media, the Dems rising star and gift that keeps on giving, Alexandra Ocashew Cortex.
It seems the ridicule of ignorant pontificating from AOC has begun spreading beyond just her colleagues in congress to the friendly media that has until now glowingly amplifies every word she utters publicly.
Squinty started out this mornings extravaganza by criticizing the Congresswoman for her spiking the ball after news that Amazon had pulled plans to build a second headquarters in New York was announced. “New York City wasn’t handing cash to Amazon. It was an incentive program based on job creation producing tax revenue. There isn’t a $3 billion pile of money that can now be spent on subways or education.”
The resident Morning Joe Show bowel movement, Donny Deutsch, warned this woman was " extremely dangerous" and “we are in a dangerous place and if people in the party doesn’t start to speak up against people like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who is young and dynamic but does not know what she’s talking about, they’re going to hand the presidency back to Donald Trump.”
Then some alleged republican political analyst named Susan Del Percio dropped the most significant diss of AOC of the day saying “What’s shocking to me is once again she shows how little she understands not just basic economics, but even unemployment. She needs to learn basic things about what it is to be a representative.”
Even the lovely Meat Puppet, able to put together her daily coherent thought chimed in "I watch AOC with a lot of hope but I’m cringing, and I would love to give her some advice."
Panic has begun to set in not because AOC is a young and ignorant loose cannon, but because she has let the cat out of the bag and saying exactly what the Dems really have in store for America, but don't want you to know......
Thursday, June 29, 2017
We're Trapped in a Junior High Lunch Room of National Politics
MSNBC's Morning with Squinty and Meat Puppet |
Since we're living in a world gone mad, I suppose nothing should surprise us. No matter how weird things get, we should probably just shrug our shoulders, say "huh. that happened," and move along. I mean, the last election should have prepared us for how strange things were going to get, right? Nope.
This morning, we woke to find ourselves in a strange new reality where the President of the United States rips a TV host for her bleeding face lift, and she fires back with a "small hands" meme. We're trapped in the Junior high lunch room of national politics, a place where children squawk at each other while the world burns around them.
I get that the media is, rightly, despised, and that they provide a hilarious punching bag, but at some point you have to step away from the keyboard and think about what you're saying.
Punchline that she is, Mika fired back in predictable fashion...
This whole episode illustrates my one and only complaint with Donald Trump: Not using social media to his advantage to forward his policies and agenda. Everyday reporters in the traditional media expose themselves as biased and fraudulent. You don't arm your enemy, and you don't get in the way of your enemy while they are in the process of committing suicide.
Wednesday, May 4, 2022
MSNBC’s Squinty & Meat Puppet's Joe Scarborough Advising Vice President Train Wreck
The authors note that by the end of President Joe Biden's first year in office Harris was "as politically isolated as she had ever been," and "few Democrats had confidence" in her ability to be the party's standard bearer in 2024 or beyond. As a result, Harris has grown "impatient with her own aides," whom she blamed for "letting her down." The VP even "initiated an audit of her office to make it function better." No wonder she has such a hard time retaining staff.
Martin and Burns write that, in an effort to salvage her political career, "Harris began seeking out advice from beyond her inner circle, taking counsel from longtime veterans of the Washington scene like Rahm Emanuel, the Chicago mayor-turned-ambassador to Japan, and Joe Scarborough, the congressman-turned-MSNBC star."
The reporting in "This Will Not Pass" makes clear that Biden and his team of advisers were never particularly fond of Harris, whose only highlight from her failed presidential campaign in 2020 was denouncing Biden as a racist during a June 2019 primary debate. When it came time to choose a running mate, the authors write, Harris was "neither the candidate who most greatly impressed Biden's vice-presidential search committee, nor the person his advisors saw as most immediately prepared for the presidency." That assessment hasn't changed much since the election.
According to Martin and Burns, White House communications director Kate Bedingfield was among those who privately griped that "the vice presidency was not the first time in Harris's political career that she had fallen short. … Her Senate office had been messy and her presidential campaign had been a fiasco."
"Perhaps, she suggested, the problem was not the vice president's staff."
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
Oh The Irony: Squinty & Meat Puppet Criticize One-sided Bias of Media's Kavanaugh Circus
Monday, May 20, 2019
Squinty & Meat Puppet: "Every Democrat But Joe Biden is Wasting Our Time"
During a recent MSNBC Morning Joe, Meat Puppet Mika implied that any of the other
I think Bernie is toast. That said, watch the coming months carefully for signs. Because I think Biden was talked into running, for one reason. And it's a sham.
The DNC itself has been taken over by non-traditional liberals (i.e. chairman Speedy Perez) who, despite upbeat bullshit talk show appearances, fears they can't win the White House with their anti-white male turgidity, and sounding like the ghosts of Vladimir Lenin. But dems needs to at this point to woo blacks and millennial who have been told the unfair America owes them free shit. In a compromise to appease the far left, Biden will sell his soul to the socialist leaning candidates for support to unify the party by choosing someone like the banshee Kamala Harris as a running mate (don't fool yourself, she'd jump on the offer faster than Willie's Willie). And in the outside chance he was elected the 46th President and get's his own big ass portrait in the WH, serves a year in office and resign for some unnamed health reason. The Left would then have their first woman, socialist, black radical tyrant voodoo queen president.
The Revolution would begin shortly after.......
Thursday, May 20, 2021
This is the Kind of News That Would Drive the MSM Into a Frenzy for 24-48 Hrs During Last Administration.
The Media Now Have Deployed Knee Pads and Blinders |
“The Small Business Administration lurches America dangerously backward, reversing the clock on American progress, and violating our most sacred and revered principles by actively and invidiously discriminating against American citizens solely based upon their race and sex. This is illegal, it is unconstitutional, it is wrong, and it must stop.”
"The context is clear: the evidence that Greer’s restaurant lost nearly $100,000 in gross revenue during the COVID-19 pandemic and [his] attestation that he has prepared an application and is otherwise eligible are sufficient."
"The facts of the case are straightforward: hard-hit American restaurant owners can apply for urgently-needed pandemic relief. But the government puts some owners at the back of the line for access to a limited pool of money based on their race.
So we are presented with a simple but vital question: can the government reward or punish American citizens based upon the color of their skin or the ancestry of their families? We all know the answer. Racial discrimination, in any form, is legally and morally wrong. It is un-American. It is unconscionable. And it must be stopped."
No national news lede story of court issuing major blow to Biden administration's overt racist initiative .....no droning 20 something experts on CNN opining the unconstitutionality.. ......no raving panel discussions of Biden's bigoted intentions. Just crickets.
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Tuesday, February 18, 2020
Al Sharpton Signals It's Time to Start Cutting The Shakedown Endorsement Checks
As the dem presidential candidate field begins to take shape, everyone still standing is going to have a target on their back no matter how pure they are. The most Right Reverend Al Sharpton is chiming in on how Mike Bloomberg is not the only person that has some racial baggage in their lilly white closet. When Al starts with this routine you know the shakedown is on and some hefty checks to Sharpton's National Action Network are gonna be written to make amends and ensure Sharpton's fire is pointed in other directions.
Sharpton said on MSNBC’s 'Squinty & Meatpuppet in the Morning' Monday the top Democrats in the 2020 presidential field all have “racial baggage,” urging them not to attack Mini Mike Bloomberg as a way to distract from facing questions about their own records.
"Mika, don’t want to see him as a leaf that the other candidates dump some of their racial baggage. … I want to know what Bernie’s gonna say about the vote he did for the 1994 crime bill, where people went to jail."As a leaf....???
Now, what Sharpton is doing here is making it clearly known that Bernie and Joe and the lady from Minnesota all have racial issues and they must ask for forgiveness. From the Reverend Al himself. FYI, Bloomberg is a longtime cash contributor to Sharpton's National Action Network.
Al also knows Mike can pay the ransom so he is not worried about Bloomberg coming through with a truck full of cash. However, those other lily-white Dems running better also be put on notice that Al needs to forgive you if you want to be accepted as truly repented to the black community.
The great American shakedown via the Rev. Al continues and if you are ever running with a ‘D’ after your name and have ever been caught repeating a Dave Chappelle joke, you better be willing to pay up to be seen as righteous once again.
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Monday, April 9, 2018
Squinty & Meat Puppet Attempt To Troll The President
It's time to play Trump Twitter Bingo! pic.twitter.com/mLR3MTfhgI— Morning Joe (@Morning_Joe) April 9, 2018
Monday, December 20, 2021
Squinty & Meat Puppet Invite Bartender to Explain Why Joe Manchin and the US Senate are a Bunch of A$$holes
Saturday, July 20, 2019
Guess Who Turns Out to be Big Fan of Ilhan Omar?
The former Democrat Party presidential candidate even mocked DJT for supposedly being under the control of "Zionist political controllers":
"You dared to tell the Zionist political controllers you didn't want their money. Now of course, they are crucifying you! How in the hell can you say that Rep. Omar should resign for saying essentially the same thing you said? Man UP!"They insisted that Rep. Omar "told the truth" in antisemitic comments that were roundly condemned by Trump and other members of Congress. They even proposed the possibility of forming "partial coalitions" with Rep. Omar.
And the love affair refuses to die. Here’s a tweet from July 17:
"Trump can explicitly defend Jews against the obvious truth Omar speaks about the control & influence of Israel over American politics, but doesn't dare explicitly address her *learned* anti-Whiteness. Why is that?"Meanwhile, Morning Poop with Squinty Scarborough are talking about how DJT is engaging in “David Duke Racism” against the squad?
Saturday, June 30, 2018
It's My Job Is To Make This Presidency Successful
From a discussion of the Obama Administration's transition confusion and disorganization, something we were told was unique to Trump and a sign of a disastrous Presidency to come, MSNBC's Chris Matthews admits to what in short order was to become the M O of a sycophant media complex who dare not criticize 'Their Man'.
Monday, June 7, 2021
Media Already Beginning to Push Excuses For Dems Potential Losses in '22 & '24 With Kooky Conspiracy Theories
Tuesday, April 2, 2019
Y'all Get A Grip. Joe Is Just A Hands-On Kind Of Guy
Okay, y'all take deep breath and have a coke and a snickers bar or something. The Joe Biden bashing lately has been gettin' outta hand. You people do know doctors have cracked open Joe's head twice, and there is a rumor his hair plugs were planted way too deep. We're lucky he even remembers to put on his pants everyday. Besides, Joe is 76 years old people. There is this thing called elderly abuse, ya know? Even the lovely Mika, from 'Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning', and the Cackling Hens of 'The View' agree that Joe is "Just a Hands-On Type Guy".
I'll tell you who don't know this, I've worked for years now with many old Jazz and Blues musicians Joe's age or older, and if they aren't trying to give me a lil' peck on the cheek or trying to grab my ass once and a while, I'd think one of two things. 1) they aren't feeling well or 2) they're mad at me. Either way, not good.
But what has shocked me to the bone, that even after being so hands off and respectful for eight whole years to our first Gay Black President, Barky Obama and his elegant First Lady Mike, that we on the right are being accused of photoshopping fakes images and making fun of Joe Biden
“These smears and forgeries have existed in the dark recesses of the internet for a while. And to this day, right wing trolls and others continue to exploit them.”So, "the dark recesses of the internet"are we now? These people have no shame. But as I say now, and will continue to say, y'all go easy on Joe. We all need to show him the same respect we did as we when he was our beloved Vice President.
Joe Biden Tells a Disposable Enema Manufacturers Convention How on a Trip To Chile the Secret Service Super-Glued His Finger Together So No One Could Obtain His Fingerprints |
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Wednesday, May 6, 2020
Another Heaping Bowl of Stupid
Anand Giridharadas |
I ask, who are all these children, those of prized first generation immigrants who came here as professionals and have done well while adding much to the American experience?? Children raised with all the privilege and opportunity America has to offer, like the best schools and universities. And once on their own, see everything that was earned and given and laid at their feet, what made them who and what they are, now must be changed because of who created it all.
One such soft skull is Anand Giridharadas, son of East Indian heritage, former columnist for the NYT, schooled in privilege at Sidwell Friends School, University of Michigan & Harvard, who now (because he's more smarter and wrote a book) is one of the media's go-to oracles on what's wrong with America, Americans, and in-particular, people who don't look like him.
Giridharadas latest ignorant proclamation is he believes "freedom-obsessed Americans" are blinded to threats like virus or climate change. In his own words speaking on MSNBC's 'Morning's with Squinty' of the present Corona Virus outbreak:
“One of the fundamental questions to me is, what’s going to be our relationship to government, the idea of government after this? There’s a primordial American tradition going back to the founders of being freedom-obsessed, even though we’re a country founded on slavery and genocide, being freedom-obsessed to the point that we’re always so afraid of the government coming for us that we’re blind to other types of threats, whether it’s a virus, whether it’s bank malfeasance, climate change, what have you.
There’s also a more recent, kind of 40-year version of this, which is the Reagan war on government, government is the problem, right? That’s not just an idea on the right. There’s a hard version on the right, there’s a small-c ‘conservative’ kind of militant version of it, but it has also infected many people on the left in this passive sense, like ‘I believe in government,’ but ‘I would never go work there,’ or ‘I believe in government but, you know, I kind of like don’t like my taxes too high, or I use trusts in the Cayman Islands..."
And then there is the more recent Trump-era twist in this which is the war on government becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, you undermine government, you undermine it, you undermine it, you put someone who can barely read a sentence in government, in the figure of Donald Trump, and it becomes true that government sucks because you made it suck by telling everybody it sucks.
And I think the most important thing that could come out of this is realizing the government is not the biggest threat to our liberty. What government fundamentally does is protect us from a lot of those other oppressions that we in America are often quite blind to."Giridharadas then was unceremoniously slammed to the pavement on the Tweeter machine for his take and “utter contempt” of Americans. Here is but a sample:
OMG “obsession with freedoms”— VeronicaCorningstone (@andreaUSA7373) May 6, 2020
When will he be moving to Cuba?
Obviously this guy loves the sound of his own voice and thinks whatever he has to say is brilliant. 🙄— DeeRody (@Dee_Rody) May 6, 2020
Oh he does. He just has utter contempt for them akin to the contempt that Soviet apparatchiks has for us.— Rafael G. Nendel-Flores (@rnendelflores) May 6, 2020
Joseph Stalin approves of this message....— Rich Jones (@rjones138) May 6, 2020
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Sunday, March 17, 2019
No One is Watching Except Bored Emotional Support Animals In Airport Lounges
Yet CNN is still trying to pretend they're a "news" channel, but their efforts at red meat shitheadery (Cuomo, Lemon, etc.) ring false somehow. It's just a pale cargo-cult simulacrum of the eight-headed shouty-fest that the other two networks have perfected. The wall-to-wall bash Trump sugar high is wearing off. And to think, the guy that has presided over CNN's race to become a laughing stock, Jeff Zucker, was promoted to Chairman of one of Warner's new media companies in addition to CNN. I guess picking on CNN is starting to feel like kicking a puppy for peeing on the floor......
But this chart from @roadmn is BRUTAL. Clicky to Bigify
H/T AceHQ