Wednesday, July 31, 2024
Tuesday, July 30, 2024
White Liberal Women Have Turned into the Scourge of the Country.
Example # 310:
Here is Molly Jong Fast, the pathetic xanax hazed regular toxic contributor to MSNBC. Think of a demented cat lady, she's it in my mind. I have often wondered if this twisted woman has ever pondered the luck of her comfortable upbringing and her now semi-famous existence considering her mother, a famous feminist writer was one of her generation's outspoken proponent of abortion. Molly dodged that bullet only to become a deceiver and vicious attacker of truth. A hatefulled media propagandist of the highest order. Here is her as she outright lies, spreading her verbal manure to the smooth brain viewers of MSNBC.......
Monday, July 29, 2024
White Dudes for Harris π€£
There is so much to unpack here I can't even......
BREAKING: The organizer of White Dudes for Harris begins the call by stating that Bidenomics is detrimental, making it tough for men to be "protectors and providers." He also denounces the impact on masculinity, stating it causes individuals like him to experience depression and… pic.twitter.com/F4wsicnrBG
— I Meme Therefore I Am πΊπΈ (@ImMeme0) July 30, 2024
Friday, July 26, 2024
LINDEN P. BORDEN for PRESIDENT
In spring 2012, at the beginning of the presidential primary campaign season, we at DMF saw no candidate with an ability or worthiness to defeat incumbent Barky Obama. Then out of the blue came a man of the people, one who we believed had what it took to pull America back from the brink. That man was Linden Phuken Borden.
Unfortunately, both the Romney and Obama campaigns smeared and lied in the media about Mr. Borden and he was excluded from any debates, failing to gain traction.
Now, in 2024, Linden Borden is back. Flush with money from the sale of his boat building empire, he sees both Democrat and Republican nominees unacceptable. We believe it is his time to save America.
By the Board of Diogenes' Middle Finger & Middle Finger News Service
Linden Borden is a Harry Truman type character. Only five foot two inches in stature, but of strong Viking stock, the Presidential Candidate is a self-sufficient small businessman; a boat builder by trade from the wilds of Minnesota. His business savvy and understanding of the needs of small business is sorely missing from the present candidates.
His strong suit is his understanding of simple economics: You can't spend more than you take in. Borden knows how to wield a mean ax, and plans to lay waste to the bloated federal budget and stop the idiotic wasteful spending. The present candidates see billions as chump change, Linden Borden sees that as the problem.
The almost unbelievable ground swell of support we witnessed on College Campuses as well as in Bingo Parlors and Burger Doodles all over Minnesota last week make us believe Linden Borden is poised to explode in a major breakout and begin a march to the head of the polls. All across the state, from the prestigious environmentally conscious, cutting edge 'Cannabis Technological Institute' to the 'State School for the Blind and Infirm', to the historic ' Mae West Academy for Wayward Nymphomaniacs', we witnessed grassroots support we haven't seen since the Dukakis campaign.
We at Diogenes Middle Finger think it's Linden Borden's time to shine, and wholeheartedly endorse his 2024 Presidential Candidacy.
Mr. Borden has surrounded himself with some impressive advisors, the likes of the eccentric but knowledgeable Professor Ichabod Butouski of the Minnesota State Junior College Ethnic Physics Department, Will Profit, CEO of Capitalist Preservation and Texas State Chairman for CTFBA (Cut the F**king Budget Already Campaign), Snags Fitch, Grand Lizard of the St. Paul Masonic Elks Optimist Club and Sequela Butts, contemporary poet and rummage expert. His intended Cabinet nominees we find also impressive. Announced as his potential Commerce Secretary is English born Marvin Ashcott Hayes, the somewhat eccentric Minnesota Tampon Magnate, and for Transportation Secretary, Link Pilsner, former outlaw biker leader and expert on the nation's back roads and highway systems.
On Foreign Policy, we here at Diogenes Middle Finger unfortunately do not agree with Candidate Borden's insistence on nuking Guatemala in retaliation for his 1981 conviction (later overturned) for importing Toupees made from hair of endangered species, but do feel his views will be tempered by his choice for Secretary of State, Klash Bazbo, who should be over the ugly head wound accidentally suffered in a Viking Pillage Raid Reenactment on a Wisconsin girl's school, and over physical therapy in time to be confirmed.
The only possible problem we see with presently announced Cabinet choices in Congressional Confirmation Hearings could be the pick for Attorney General, Vincent “The Toe" Plemoso. Mr. Plemoso is a business exc. and expert on Law and the Federal Correction System, having been through it many times.
Thursday, July 25, 2024
They Really Do Think You're Stupid.
The fun thing about living right now is watching the left try and gaslight us in real time. Something happens, we all see it happen, then all the talking heads experts come out in one voice to tell you it didn't happen and how insane it is for anyone to believe it did happen.
Example 6073:
Journalists were calling Kamala the border czar until like five minutes ago. Don't let the media gaslight you. pic.twitter.com/oveoFcBn4G
— Bill D'Agostino (@Banned_Bill) July 24, 2024
Wednesday, July 24, 2024
Tuesday, July 23, 2024
There is a God - He Spared Jimmy Earl To See the Day
Monday, July 22, 2024
The Art of Democratic Democracide
Sunday, July 21, 2024
Sunday Soothingness
Saturday, July 20, 2024
Courtney's Open Tab Flush. You're Participation is Required.
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Courtney Is Judging You Now. |
Friday, July 19, 2024
Your Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Week Ending Open Thread
Thursday, July 18, 2024
They're Beating Up on Opie for Creating a 'Monster'
Unlike so many of the books published in the lead-up to someone’s political candidacy — such as Barack Obama’s 2007 The Audacity of Hope or Kamala Harris’ 2019 The Truths We Hold — Hillbilly Elegy wasn’t written for readers of Vance’s political persuasion. Rather, it served to explain to liberals why Trump would get elected that fall, inspiring waves of parachute journalism as reporters rushed to such communities to make sense of the strange turn national politics was taking.…
It was that dimension of Vance’s narrative that clearly attracted director Ron Howard and producer Brian Grazer — both self-avowed liberals, who may have created a monster by legitimizing his origin story, much as The Apprentice producer Mark Burnett did by giving Trump a reality TV spotlight back in 2004.
Tuesday, July 16, 2024
The Coming Reckoning
"The very same leaders of the Democratic Party, along with a cohort of the Republican Party who labeled themselves Never Trumpers, and a swathe of what was once the mainstream media, crossed the line of political and public decency by framing Donald Trump as a monster and his supporters (roughly half the nation) as monster-worshipping deplorables ready to hand our democratic republic to a dictator.For years they have proclaimed Trump to be a danger to democracy and demonized his voters as witting or unwitting fascists. The May 16 edition of the once-revered New Republic depicted Trump as Hitler on its front cover. The argument that Trump posed a Hitler-level threat to American democracy can be traced back to the first outbreak of Trump Derangement Syndrome among left-leaning journalists in 2016. What made the argument so malignant was that it justified using all means possible to disrupt Trump’s presidency and to prevent his re-election.With less than four months to go until the election, the Democrats are in the grip of an internal power struggle of their own making. Now the attempted assassination of Trump almost certainly dooms them to defeat, whether they nominate Biden, Harris or some other candidate. After President Ronald Reagan narrowly avoided assassination in March 1981, his approval rating surged from 60 to 70%. It would be remarkable if Trump did not reap a comparable political reward for his evident courage and defiance in the moments after his brush with death.A great many people who wished Donald Trump ill over the past eight years also dodged a metaphorical bullet. Had Trump been killed, his death would have been on the consciences of everyone who ever called him Hitler. I shudder to imagine the political aftermath of such a nightmarish event.The advice I would give them all as they prepare for their party’s likely defeat on November 5 is simple: This time, do the right thing after you lose. Instead of demonizing the guy who beat you, take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourselves this simple question: Was this result what we deserved for four years of failed policies on immigration, inflation, and national security – and for eight years of smearing Donald Trump as a Nazi?"
Reaction Mixed to JD Vance as DJT's VP Pick. π€£π€£
This is a huge disappointment. I hired DJ Vance for my daughter's birthday. He showed up late and the only music he had with him was Lee Greenwood's Greatest Hits.
— BC Thomas (@bcthomas) July 15, 2024
DJ Vance played my wedding before he was famous and he stuck to my request for all 80s hits despite his lack of depth perception, except for that one time he played “Building a Mystery” by Britney Spears.
— Skeletor π§Όπ§½π«§ (@TheMuppetPastor) July 15, 2024
DJ Vance was the king of disco back in the day.
— Mave McGillicuty (@MMcgillicuty) July 15, 2024
Didn’t go to an SEC school which also disqualifies him. Went to a community college called Yale or something.
— Stephen the Martyr (@StM_1979) July 15, 2024
DJ could still get a cabinet post. Since he was a green beret, he should be considered for transport.
— Yochanan MaroΔ (@YochananMar) July 15, 2024
Is this the same Vance from Vance Refrigeration?
— Rabbi Linda Goldstein (π΅πΈπI/P Commentary) (@realrabbilinda) July 15, 2024
Monday, July 15, 2024
An Unexcused Absence This Morning
Looks like Squinty Joe Scarborough and his bubble headed wife, two of the biggest purveyors of "Trump is Hitler" rhetoric are no shows on MSNBC today.
— Diogenes Sarcastica (@KonanBarBarron) July 15, 2024
Yeah, Got lots to answer for shitbags!
Sunday, July 14, 2024
I'm Not One Bit Surprised Really......
Friday, July 12, 2024
Yes My Friends, It's Finally Time for Your Official 'Late Edition' Midweek Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Open Thread
It's been almost three weeks since the last Big Ass Open Thread and lots has happened since. So Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows y'all possess a few new brain wrinkles and are overflowing with newly absorbed knowledge and opinion you're anxious to share with us all. Not to mention you're probably bursting with a backlog of accolades and tribute for your Beloved Editrix.
Therefore and forthwith, she opens up the floor. So Don Your Blogging Thongs and Share Ye Links. Regular house rules apply. And use the damn coasters!
And for those who catalog the unexpected events that happen to you in your life journey that make you special and make jealous your friends, you can now add to your list being 'Mooned by a Bumble Bee'. You're Welcome. - DS
Thursday, July 11, 2024
'Flaps' Abrams Throws Her Weight Behind Biden
Abrams’ op-ed comes as Biden has faced his fearest pressure from his own backstabbing party and it's moneybags for him to withdraw from the race after his mumbling rest home resident debate performance against Trump. She went on to to slam DJT, spewing the the dem's top shelf, first line propaganda claiming that DJT “has made clear his plans to be a ‘Dictator on Day 1,” and that he had “openly called for the termination of our Constitution.”In an op-ed written in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Abrams wrote that it was “crucial” for Democrats to “continue to support” Biden and that voters should “ignore” the “doom loop” that has overtaken the news cycle. “Let’s be clear,” Abrams wrote. “The wishful benefits of a contested convention or a late-stage exit are vastly outweighed by the potential harm. Our path to victory lies in standing by Biden and understanding the high stakes of this erection.
Wednesday, July 10, 2024
Maxine vs The Wig Hat π€£
Maxine Waters fixes her hair for 30 seconds live on CNN pic.twitter.com/8MNKKj9ZCZ
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) July 10, 2024
Tuesday, July 9, 2024
And Here We Go Again
"Russia’s current activity—described as covert social-media use and other online propaganda efforts—mirrored the 2020 and 2016 election cycles, when Moscow also favored Trump and sought to undermine Democratic candidates, according to U.S. intelligence agencies.
“We haven’t observed a shift in Russia’s preferences for the presidential race from past elections,” a senior official in the Office of the Director of National Intelligence said, during a media briefing summarizing intelligence on foreign threats to the election. Russia was seeking to influence specific voting groups, including those in swing states, promote divisive narratives and denigrate specific politicians, the officials who briefed reporters said.
They declined to provide details about the voters or politicians who have been targeted. - READ MORE
Monday, July 8, 2024
You Racist Quit Hogging All the Trees!
Six-figure Equity Tree Huggers
The city of Seattle is paying a six-figure salary, $60 to $83 an hour for a "Tree Equity Initiative Manager" who “must play a role in ending institutional and structural racism,” according to KTTH host Jason Rantz.
VICTORIA TAFT@PJMThe Tree Equity movement is part of a tapestry of contrived social justice causes pursued by Progressive activists seeking hero status. It fits under the umbrella cause of “environmental racism.” This movement attempts to more evenly distribute trees to underserved communities. The lack of tree canopies and green space in black, Asian and Latino-majority communities is due to institutional racism, according to progressives.
Saturday, July 6, 2024
Friday, July 5, 2024
Squinty Scarborough's Mind has Been Changed.
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Squinty Scarborough Returns after a Short Absence |
Thursday, July 4, 2024
And now we go to The White House for an Independence Day Message from your President.
Wednesday, July 3, 2024
Metastasized TDS = Justified Deception
Kaivan Shroff of the sleazy HuffPost argues that the threat of Trump's victory is so great that fake content like AI videos (i.e. faked) of the president that make him speak well and look youthful be used to fool voters into supporting Biden.
Turns Out That "Well-Meaning Elderly Man With a Bad Memory" is Said to be a Prickly Old Jerk
“It’s like, you can’t include that, that will set him off,’ or ‘Put that in, he likes that,”a senior administration official told Politico, referring to how some of the 81-year-old president’s aides feel they have to walk through a minefield before briefings to avoid him getting angry with them.
In the past, allegations have emerged about Biden having a hair-trigger temper and reaming out aides — sometimes with profane language — when vexed by certain developments. The president’s temper has flared publicly on occasion, too, including when faced with tough questions from The Post. This article was based on interviews with more than two dozen people, most of whom were granted anonymity to speak candidly about a sensitive subject.
“It’s a Rorschach test, not a briefing", one source says “Because he is not a pleasant person to be around when he’s being briefed. It’s very difficult, and people are scared s—less of him.” Biden “doesn’t take advice from anyone other than those few top aides, and it becomes a perfect storm because he just gets more and more isolated from their efforts to control it,” the source said.
The White House vehemently rejected the characterizations of the president, and disputed the characterization of Biden as isolated....".
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In the old fart's defense, if I had advisors who thought was a good idea to spray me burnt orange before going in front of TV cameras in a failed attempt to be presidential, was married to a woman who most of the time looks like she had her dresses made at an upholstery shop, a degenerate grifter of a son always in the media, and a blogger no one has heard of that keeps reminding people I sold my driveway by mistake, not once but twice, y'all would be scared of my ass too!
Monday, July 1, 2024
This is Exactly How Ridiculous Democrats Sound Right Now. They are not Coping Well.
SCOTUS: You can’t just throw your rival in prison because you don’t like him.
DEMOCRATS: So you’re saying we can drop bombs on him? SCOTUS: You really can’t even charge your rival with a crime because his presidency made you mad. DEMOCRATS: Got it. So we can incinerate his house with him in it? SCOTUS: The Constitution protects officials from being terrorized with lawfare for official actions they undertook while in office. DEMOCRATS: Ah. Makes sense. So we can officially assassinate everyone we don’t like? SCOTUS: Prosecuting a politician because you don’t like his politics would destroy our country, and we’re not going to allow it. DEMOCRATS: Roger that. So what you’re saying is: we are officially allowed to eliminate Trump and the Supreme Court as long as we, like, say it’s official and stuff?The Party of slogans "no one is above the law" BS got the proper legal treatment it deserved. The Democrats are so blinded by hate that they don't realize that they are the people that the constitution warned us about.
— Bradley Scott ππΊπΈ (@Hoosiers1986) July 1, 2024
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Well thanks Supreme Court. Now King Biden I can officially declare Trump a terrorist and officially imprison him officially without trial (and without consequences)
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) July 1, 2024