Friday, December 15, 2017

He Said What????


Holder Issues Direct Warning to Trump Admin — 
‘Any Attempt to Remove Mueller Will Not Be Tolerated’ 

Of all the people in the last presidential administration who should keep their #@*&$! mouth shut, it's Eric Holder. If there were any justice in this country, this man at the least would be in jail for lying to congress, selective enforcement of federal law, involvement in massive government corruption......or be shot for treason.  But now he is boldly issuing a not so veiled threat if Trump tries to can Robert Mueller. If anything, Trump’s election was a repudiation of Obama and all he and Holder stood for. And yet, here’s Eric Holder acting like he’s the moral authority in this country. Pretty bold for someone who thought they were ABOVE THE LAW. 

It’s hard for any rational person to make the argument against disbanding this Mueller special counsel.  It's clear that there was no collusion and the investigation has been hopelessly compromised. We now know that Mueller had people on his team who not only hate Trump but appear to have been actively working against Trump since 2016 from their positions of power.  Someone needs to remind the thugs from the Obama years that they are no longer in power. They have no authority to say what will or will not be tolerated. That's no longer their choice. 

Sounds like maybe Eric is getting nervous what might be said or come to light should people in the DOJ and FBI start to turn.

Where's the falling pianos when you need one.....



Fishnet Friday

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Christmas Carols For Those Fighting the Evil Patriarchy

DT - There will always be those holiday haters who are as bubbly as a cup of sour eggnog. And there is already a stocking full of anti-Trump holiday songs to satisfy the grumpy Grinches of the USA, even a Chipmunks impeachment Christmas song if you can believe that. 

For those who are fighting the evil patriarchy and have enlisted as the elves of the feminist #MeToo movement their bells will be jing, jing, jingling to the following gender politics holiday songs because the left’s war on Christmas can be waged at the same time as the mythical war on women. 

Bitter Women Rejoice!! 

Via AdWeek: “Grey London Made an Album of Feminist Christmas Carols, Rewritten to Stick It to the Man” 
"Why sing a Hymn when there’s a Hyrr? It’s been a banner year for women, in great part because of a system that drove its boot so deep into our necks that we all lost our epic sense of composure. In record numbers, we marched. We ran for office. We called bullshit on sexual harassment (and are still calling bullshit). And those who raged against a machine of systemic abuse even made it to Time’s Person of the Year. (Here’s to that elbow.) 
In keeping with the theme of all this bra-burning, and as we dovetail ever so gently into the holidays, Grey London worked with Goldstein Music to make a feminist album of revised Christmas hymns, designed for eggnog-drinking while also sticking it to the patriarchy." 
KICK THE BALLS (Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls):  



The resentment never takes a break, not even for the holidays. What a bunch of miserable people that inhabit the left, it just kills them that somebody else may just enjoy Christmas.


Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Dems Find Winning Formula

"The Democrats finally got their narrative shifting win even if it was the result of accusing an honorable man of being a child molester and plumbing the gutters of racial demagoguery. The party and its radical left backers in California threw everything that they had into this election and it worked, setting up three years of sexual smears to come that they hope will result in their return to power.

However, they couldn’t have pulled it off without a huge helping hand from Republicans who with the exception of President Trump, refused to support their own candidate and losing a Senate seat that should have been theirs for the taking. It’s probably more accurate to attribute Jones’ big win to Moore being fragged by his own troops led by Mitch McConnell who made it clear that the judge would never be seated if he did win by threatening an immediate ethics investigation into the four-decades-old allegations from a handful of women.

Will the women now simply go away? That is probably a pretty safe bet, they have served their purpose. Even with their win, it took a massive mobilization of black voters and a registration of felons to beat Moore and now that they have served their purpose, the Democrats will forget about them and move on to the next race." - 

Monday, December 11, 2017

Just when you thought Liberals couldn’t find a new level of Stupid to dig their way to…


NYC Mayor’s Program Offers Gift Cards to Defendants for Taking 
Courtroom Friendliness Survey

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio  has an $800,000 program in place that uses taxpayer money to pay criminal suspects and court defendants with gift cards in exchange for taking a survey about the friendliness and comfort of Manhattan’s courtrooms and NYC criminal Justice system, the New York Post reported.

The survey asks participants to rate the courteousness of judges and prosecutors — and even courtroom temperature. Those who complete the 144-question survey get a $15 Dunkin’ Donuts gift card. The program is from the Mayor’s Office of Criminal Justice. The revelation comes on the heels of an October report that inmates at Riker’s Island prison were given pizza parties in exchange for not fighting.  

So how New Yorkers feel about the program? 

(must be read with New York accent) “Once again, the mayor wants to appease the criminals at taxpayers’ expense,” a source in the city’s police department told the Post. “Next thing they’ll be giving out Macy’s cards so these perps could do their holiday shopping.”  The Post also quoted a “high-ranking NYPD source” who said de Blasio’s gift-card reward “crazy,” adding that appearing in court “isn’t supposed to be fun. You want these people not to want this to happen again." 

Michael Palladino, president of the NYPD detectives union, told the Post that defendants getting gift cards is like “a nice Christmas present for our participants in the criminal-justice system. It’s not supposed to be a positive experience to get locked up or get a summons.”  Ed Mullins, president of the sergeants union, recalled to the paper the “long-standing statement that crime doesn’t pay. We’ve now proved it does. It now pays for a $15 Dunkin’ Donuts card. Maybe we can give them confiscated firearms, too. Where is this coming from?  We’re all singing Kumbaya together?"

Dennis Quirk, president of the Court Officers Association told the paper he’s insulted by the idea that defendants are essentially grading court officials on their job performance. "Maybe it’s time we process criminals over tea and biscuits. Next, City Hall is going to want us to hand out ice cream cones and candy bars."

But court defendant Juan Cruz, who the Post said was up against a “bullcrap misdemeanor charge,” seemed pleased with his reward: “I told them I’ve been here too many times to not understand the process. But hey, got me a doughnut and cup of coffee when I get out of here.” 

And how did the Mayor’s Office of Criminal Justice respond? The gift cards are “compensation” for the participants’ time in completing the survey, and the cost was a “minuscule” part of the overall budget, one official told the paper. 

When $800,000 is considered "minuscule", that my friend should tell you just what civil servants think of you as a taxpayer and the worth of our sweat they extort daily.

H/T Brooklyn Dawg


 Thank You Larwyn’s Linx @ Doug Ross@Journal for the Linkage!

Democrats Run Silly Last-Minute Ad Encouraging Write-in of Alabama Coach Nick Saban


Democrats have all but conceded that they can’t honestly defeat Judge Roy Moore in the upcoming Alabama Senate election on Tuesday so they’re pulling out all of the stops because they know they can’t win on the issues. They have a far-left candidate, Doug Moore, who’s anti-American positions include anti-life, anti-borders, anti-Second Amendment rights, and pro-bathroom perverts just to name a few.  Jones and his campaign can’t win on these issues, so he isn’t running on them. The Democrat Media, colluding with the Democrats and the GOP establishment led by swamp-dweller Mitch McConnell, can't mention Jones’ positions either, but are instead depending on the political character assassination smear campaign against Judge Roy Moore.

Politistick is reporting a scummy little group of Proglodytes called American Bridges are running deceptive, if not silly, ads encouraging Alabama voters to vote for the most popular man in the state (well, outside Auburn)  the University of Alabama head football coach Nick Saban as a write-in candidate rather than vote for Roy Moore.

The strategy here is clear. If they can peel off a few hundred or thousands of votes by Republicans who’ve bought into the fake news media’s attacks against Judge Moore, it may be enough to push Doug Jones over the finish line."
____________________________________________________ 
The video, published by American Bridges, shows step-by-step instructions for voters, telling them not to vote along party lines, to fill in the bubble next to the write-in slot and to write-in the candidate of choice, providing Saban as the example. - The Hill

A Good Monday Morning

Friday, December 8, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Democrats and Their Alabama Train Wreck

This is *NOT* how do outreach to Black voters.

Black voters across Alabama are calling out a campaign flyer with extremely racist underpinnings from Senate Campaign of Democrat Attorney Doug Jones, taking to the Tweeter and pointing out how it’s a ridiculous attempt to mobilize Black voters. It’s as if the Dems believed black people were considering voting for Roy Moore until some brilliant strategist posited: “What if he were black, though?” The flyer is reductive in its oversimplification of the black mind as only caring about black issues.

The Doug Jones ad, which has gone viral, in part exemplifies the reason the Democrat Party has been marginalized as a party that only exists on the coasts and in urban areas. While the policies of the party may be more progressive and black-friendly, the boobs of the Democrat leadership are really more prejudiced and shortsighted than their southern Republican counterparts, and next week’s Senate election is a perfect example.


The Democrat Party is a trash dump. It is the reason Hillary Clinton lost. It is the reason Donald Trump is president. They pocket black votes and black dollars, and take them back to the national party to spend in districts where they know they’re going to win.

Until the stories surfaced about Roy Moore’ alleged predilection for prepubescent ponytail-wearers, the Democratic Party had wholly abandoned Alabama and most of the south. It treated minorities and Democrat-leaning whites in the South like every black character in horror movies,  necessary casualties left behind for the greater good. 

Now that Dems think Doug Jones has a chance to score them a rare southern Senate seat, they have turned to Alabama’s black electorate as if they were in the state the entire time and proceed to drive the train into the ditch.......


Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

For That Special....... Someone On You Christmas List



Y'all remember Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP chapter president who was outed for pretending to be a black women when in fact she was born blonde and white. Well she's still delusional, but for all you fans she's put out a new 2018 calendar just in time for Christmas featuring her in sexy pin-up poses and chock full of motivational quotes for black people, people who wish they were black, or crazy people who think they are black when they clearly are not. 

Downtrend
The first thing that will strike you as odd is that there IS a RachelDolezal.com.  Going there you will see that she is selling this 2018 calendar that is billed as pictures of her with “her own inspirational quotes.” If that doesn’t get you, it has this too: "With dozens of important birthdays and Black History facts throughout the year."I wonder if that includes the date everyone figured out she isn’t a black woman. For the record, that date is June 12, 2015. 
She’s like the white, pretending to be black, female Tony Robbins. If people didn’t hate her so much she could be a motivational speaker with inane garbage like this:  “Don’t give up, give in, compromise or quit. Rest a little & take a breath, then stand up, raise your chin & press on,” reads the April quote. That’s good advice if you are ever busted for cultural appropriation and your entire world of lies comes crashing down around you. 
“Stay woke & ready to change the world. You never know when an important opportunity will arise,” she says in December.    
“Living in full color means stepping outside of the boxes prescribed by society and following the nature of your soul,” Dolezal says in May.  Liberals would agree with that last quote if it were in reference to transgender people, but because it involves a white woman who “identifies” as black........ 
And all of this and more can be yours for the low low price of 18.99.  She also sells “Melanin Spectrum” dolls, whatever the hell those are, so you can get all of your Christmas shopping done in one spot.

This Just In:

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Just What America Needs. More Baldwin

Looking Like He's Fresh From A Three Day Drinking Binge, Hygiene Challenged 
Actor Alec Baldwin At A Recent Public Appearance - Getty Images

ABC/Alec Baldwin In Negotiations for New Train Wreck Talk Show 

According to The Hollywood Reporter, B-list actor and New York's favorite angry white guy,  Alec Baldwin,  and The Disney Corp. are teaming for a new ABC network talk show. The project is still in development and based on Baldwin's WNYC radio show/podcast 'Here's the Thing With Alec Baldwin.'  Baldwin being a vehement Trump hater who has gained favor with lo-info millennials was awarded an Emmy by the Hollywood leftist for his over-the-top portrayal of the Trump on SNL.
"The talk show would expand Baldwin's relationship with the network, where he currently hosts unscripted hit Match Game. Baldwin currently has a first-look deal with ABC Studios, for whom he will develop scripted and unscripted projects. It's unclear when a Baldwin talk show would air. ABC is already home to late-night hit Jimmy Kimmel Live, while its daytime lineup includes The View and The Chew, with Good Morning America anchoring mornings on the network." 
I'm not sure it matters where they schedule Baldwin show if you remember his last unscripted shot at TV talk over at MSBNC. 'Up Late' with Alec Baldwin" was the painfully worst late-night talk show in the history of human media pathology. 


The series lasted a mere five episodes and aired Fridays at 10 p.m. from October 11 to November 8, 2013 and Alec got his ass fired from MSBNC for two homophobic incidents within the span of about 6 months. He's volatile, he's cantankerous, but for some reason people seem to like him.  Well, except Hollywood who won't touch him with a ten foot pole......

NBC: "No one could make a bigger mistake than we did hiring Megyn Kelly!" 

ABC: "Hold my beer."

Thank You MJA for the Linkage

Monday, December 4, 2017

The Prison Population's Collective IQ is About To Go Down a Few More Points

 Convicted Former Florida Congressional Rep.Corrine Brown and a Few of Her Gangsta Friends 

It’s nice to see that justice does sometimes prevail in this country. Former Florida congresswoman Corrine Brown just got five years in the federal pokey for using a bogus charity to scam donors and skim off the top for personal use. It was crime born out of entitlement and greed committed to ensure a lifestyle that was beyond her means:
"Former Florida Democratic Rep. Corrine Brown was sentenced on Monday to five years in prison for mail, wire and tax fraud involving a sham charity. A jury convicted Brown of stealing money from a bogus charity, One Door For Education, which purported to give scholarships to poor children but instead filled the coffers of Brown and her associates. 
Federal prosecutors said she and a top aide committed fraud by using donations for lavish parties and trips. The aide and another official later accepted a plea deal and testified against Brown, who served in Congress for nearly 25 years. She was defeated in her 2016 primary race. 
Earlier this year, One Door President Carla Wiley pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud after it was determined that she had deposited $800,000 into the foundation’s account over four years. Over that time, federal prosecutors say it gave one scholarship for $1,000 and that Wiley transferred herself tens of thousands of dollars.Brown’s former chief of staff, Elias “Ronnie” Simmons, and the charity’s president pleaded guilty after their federal indictments for misusing the charity’s funds, and testified against Brown." - Fox
Here's a bit of Corrine in action on the House floor making Florida proud....


Thank You MJA for the Linkage

Maximum 'Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder' (TURD) May Have Just Been Reached

The copious amount of propaganda being issued by the print and broadcast media is stunning and has successfully poisoned the minds of millions of millennials and low-information types because every office, gym and airport television, every magazine at the check stands and just about every television show and movie has either overt or subliminal anti-Trump messages.

But now, peak propaganda and 'Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder' (TURD) may have just been reached with the Chipmunks impeachment song:

 
H/T Deb

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, December 2, 2017

No Sex After Surgery

San Francisco - It is being reported the House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is suing a major medical facility in California claiming that "after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex." A hospital spokesman responded to Mrs. Pelosi's claims saying "Your husband was admitted to have cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."

Friday, December 1, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Y'all Take a Deep Breath and Relax

We were greeted this morning with the news that Robert Mueller let Michael Flynn off with a relatively minor plea deal to one count of lying to investigators:
JUST IN: @BrianRoss on @ABC News Special Report: Michael Flynn promised "full cooperation to the Mueller team" and is prepared to testify that as a candidate, Donald Trump "directed him to make contact with the Russians." http://abcn.ws/2AhU3Iq
Of course this tweet was from none other then ABC’s Brian Ross, who we all know has a rep for reporting unverified info in the past in order to be the first on the air.  I was told when his statement was read live on "The View" that two of the more vehement Trump Hating Banshees literally had orgasms right there on camera and, like many lefties on The Tweeter, it was Whoop There IT IS!........Proof of collusion!........Trump Needs to Resign! Blah Blah Blah...

However, the more believable Reuters, as well as others like Fox News were reporting that the prosecution is focusing not on Candidate Trump, but on President-Elect Trump. Big difference. 
Prosecutors say Flynn was told by the senior member of Trump transition team to reach out to other countries to influence the U.N. vote to delay or defeat the resolution http://reut.rs/2AnZunr 
An order from a “senior member of Trump transition team” could mean Trump. It could also mean Chris Christie, Mike Pence, or one of the Trump family.  It could also mean combinations of them or all of them. But valid reasons exist for a president-elect to reach out to foreign governments, although not for the purpose of interfering with the current administration’s foreign policy, as Flynn now appears to have admitted doing with Russian envoy Sergey Kislyal in December. If it’s just about the transition, it might be that Mueller wants to make a Logan Act case, which hasn’t been tried for almost 200 years.

There is lots to be learned about all this yet.

But seeing the former late night comedians have pretty much run out of Trump material and have had to turn on old men in Alabama as well as rely on made up stories lately, see post immediately below, all this comes at a great time for them.........

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Journalistic Midgets and Manufactured News

One of the most pathetic features of today’s journalist wasteland is the non-ending stream of mindlessly dishonest hit pieces on Donald Trump, his family, and anyone in his administration. Unlike in years past where this kind of stuff was relegated to hyper-partisan writers at self-identified leftist media outlets, today it passes for mainstream journalism. Take this story from the journalistic midgets at Newsweak Newsweek: IVANKA TRUMP PLAGIARIZES ONE OF HER OWN SPEECHES IN INDIA. (I won't link to this pathetic rag. You can Google it)

This intrigued me because plagiarizing yourself is one of the few things that is actually impossible to do:
We can argue whether Ivanka should have been using parts of campaign stump speech at this event, but to call it plagiarism is an exercise in slander because Newsweek knows that recycling your own material without attribution is not an issue to anyone who is not trying to manufacture and scandalize an issue, as weak an issue as it is no less.  But, we are talking of a organization that was once bought for $1.00........

[The Tweeter]
[RS]
H/T Konan The Bar Barron

Michigan AG Candidate Really Wants You to Know She Won't Be Whipping Out Her Penis


Michigan Attorney and Candidate for State Attorney General, Dana Nessel,  decided to capitalize on all the recent male sexual harassment news by reassuring voters she is running on a "no Johnson" platform and that there is no way she would show anyone her Penis.  And since the left has gone to great lengths to explained to us that you can call yourself a woman and indeed have a penis, it's important for this Democrat to point out to voters that she is not so equipped and has no penis to flash at you or her staff if elected. 

After watching her campaign commercial I hope she is as emphatic about keeping her moustache shaved as not doing any staff harassin' or showing her no-no parts.


And I ask you, in this video below, does she not look like
 Anthony Weiner in Drag????


Vote for me because I have a vagina.
Is anyone else getting a feeling of deja vu all over again here?

[CBS Detroit]
H/T Broadside Betty

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

The Left's Circular Firing Squad Training Video


_____________________________________


By Garrison Keillor

______________________________

And life comes at you fast.....

STATEMENT FROM MINNESOTA PUBLIC RADIO REGARDING GARRISON KEILLOR AND A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION NOVEMBER 29, 2017 - Minnesota Public Radio (MPR) is terminating its contracts with Garrison Keillor and his private media companies after recently learning of allegations of his inappropriate behavior with an individual who worked with him. Last month, MPR was notified of the allegations which relate to Mr. Keillor's conduct while he was responsible for the production of A Prairie Home Companion (APHC). MPR President Jon McTaggart immediately informed the MPR Board Chair, and a special Board committee was appointed to provide oversight and ongoing counsel. In addition, MPR retained an outside law firm to conduct an independent investigation of the allegations.



Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Citing Continued Butt Hurt, CNN Will Be Boycotting White House Christmas Party


CNN may very well be the best example of a bloated corpse rotting in the middle ground of the wasteland that is American cable news. And being ground zero for Trump's criticism of “fake News” and childish journalist nonsense like the recent PieGate, the journalistic snoop dogs of CNN told POLITICO Tuesday it will be boycotting the Trump White House Christmas party for the media this year:
“CNN will not be attending this year's White House Christmas party.  In light of the President's continued attacks on freedom of the press and CNN, we do not feel it is appropriate to celebrate with him as his invited guests. We will send a White House reporting team to the event and report on it if news warrants.” 
Now I'm pretty sure this news didn't break any hearts around the White House, and as a hint how the self-important breaking news was received, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted out Tuesday night:
“Christmas comes early! Finally, good news from @CNN.”
And CNN surely knew what was coming, a predicable sarcastic twitter eruption:


Boycotting is almost like an extension of CNN’s stupid #FactsFirst campaign; that is, an empty gesture to regain some credibility that never should have been lost in the first place. But here we are........

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Donald & Melania Bring Class Back To The People's House Christmas Celebration

Make no doubt about it, Christmas is in full gear at the White House this year. Gone are the Mao ornaments and Angela Davis Fuzzy Headed Troll Angels and Little Mexican Flags, replaced with traditional tree ornaments and nativity scene.  
Trump has long rejected the politically correct trend of bucking the friendly “Merry Christmas” with the generic “Happy Holidays.” After the 2016 election, but before taking office, Trump vowed to a Michigan crowd, “We’re going to start saying “Merry Christmas again!” 
And the First Family shows a simple, but bold statement by wishing a real “Merry Christmas” in their card for the season.
Click to Bigify


Obama Hawaii Postcard Holiday Greeting 2015


The First Lady dazzled invited guest as she toured the decorated premises with the aptly named “Time-honored Traditions” Christmas theme complete with "Nutcracker"ballet performers.  



......and thank God the days of polluting the Peoples House with trashy celebrities, race baiters and urban riffraff are over, at least for now.
BlackLivesMatter's Deray Mckesson (left) and Johnetta Elzie (center)

You Can See Much More Here

Where Are The Falling Pianos When You Need Them


A perfect analogy of Truth vs. Reality in the the media:  The WH press corps and pundits are more outraged over Trump calling out Lizzy Warren for lying about her heritage than they are over Warren lying about her heritage.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Trump Calls For Media Competition


DT - Judging from the hysterical overreaction to President Trump’s calling out of CNN International for presenting a distorted view of the USA to the rest of the world, he seriously struck a nerve with the thoroughly discredited network. CNN’s talking heads were just fit to be tied as they counter-attacked Trump and discredited boobs from across the fake news media were quick to pile on.

One of them being Michael Hayden who is given great gravitas by the mercenary media for being a former director of the CIA – the same agency that brought the country the infamous Operation Mockingbird where the goons at Langley actually had so-called “journalists” on the payroll.
"If this is who we are or who we are becoming, I have wasted 40 years of my life. Until now it was not possible for me to conceive of an American President capable of such an outrageous assault on truth, a free press or the first amendment."
While Hayden is always trotted out as some sort of authority it is never mentioned that he was ALSO the head of the National Security Agency right BEFORE and DURING 9/11.  Being in charge of the agency presiding over the biggest intelligence fuck-up in the history of this nation shouldn’t make him much of an authority on anything let alone national security. Considering Hayden’s performance at NSA, he shouldn’t be able to get a job as a manager at a local Whataburger today.

But that is the way that it works here in the USSA where “news” is really nothing more than propaganda and has been that way AT LEAST since former President Barack Obama repealed the ban on such crap being delivered to domestic audiences with a drastic overhaul of the Smith-Mundt Act that went into effect shortly after he was reelected. 

Being that the entire media is now suspect and nobody should believe a damned thing that any of the major anti-Trump networks have to say, leave it to Trump to throw another fistful of mud into their eyes with a Monday morning tweet proposing something new. 

 A FAKE NEWS TROPHY! 



Do we even have to wait to announce a winner? CNN is the New England Patriots of fake news, a dynasty of bullshit that has racked up an impressive string of dominant victories over the truth for years and especially since Trump’s election. I know that the rest of the liberal jagwads will be absolutely crushed – most of all at the Washington Post and at MSNBC – but there will be participation trophies aplenty.

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Terror Comes to My Little Corner of the World


Initially Reported As A Terrorist Attack

No one is 100% safe. Terror can strike anywhere, when you least expect it just as it did here where I live on an autumn afternoon in peaceful North Louisiana this weekend.  Fortunately for me, I was in far away Tiger Stadium enjoying LSU brutalize the Texas Aggies and didn't have to personally witness the unthinkable act of despicable humanity visited upon some of my fellow citizens.  You can Read The News Account HERE.

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required * 

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Friday, November 24, 2017

Bless His Heart. M&M Is All Butt Hurt and Confused Cause Trump Is Ignoring Him and His Childish Petulant Rant

Eminem, The Lena Dunham of Hip Hop

I find it 
really hard to take seriously a uneducated blonde-headed 45 year old white guy pretending to be a badass black thug starved for attention.  The annoying and talentless entertainer Eminem, best know as a white boy anomaly in the rap world and for his amazing ability to do what 6 year old school children are good at, rhyming words, is pissed off that Donald Trump is outright ignoring him after he excoriated Trump and his presidency.

In an extremely emotional display of childlike anger and frustration, Eminem vilified the president in a four-minute freestyle rap during last months BET Hip Hop Awards.  Trump did respond to rapper Snoop Dogg for mocking his assassination on an album cover, so Eminem was expecting some retaliation and publicity, but it never came. Never happened. Not even a tweet. Nothing.

In an interview last week the Great White Dope expressed his displeasure that the president didn’t respond to “The Storm.”
“I was and still am extremely angry.  I can’t stand that motherf***er. I feel like he’s not paying attention to me. I was kind of waiting for him to say something and for some reason, he didn’t say anything.......”
When even Trump thinks you are too insignificant to respond to, it’s time to come to grips with your own irrelevancy.  Maybe M&M should just try and snag the next vacancy with the Trump vilifying, screeching banshee Joy Behar and the ladies of 'The View". 

Fishnet Friday


Thursday, November 23, 2017

Y'all have Yourselves a Happy Thanksgiving, Hear.

"There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American." - O. Henry

Despite our present political atmosphere, as someone who spent most of their early life living in Europe, believe me when I say: We as Americans have much to be thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving from DMF!

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Ingrate UCLA Shoplifter's Dad Gets Roasted Like a Thanksgiving Turkey

Another Perfect Example of 'Money Can't Buy You Class'

DT - The loudmouthed, self-promoting father of one of the three UCLA basketball team shoplifters that President Trump helped spring from a future in a Chinese jail continues to redefine the word ingrate. Los Angeles sports personality and CEO of the pricey Big Baller brand of athletic shoes LaVar Ball has been engaged in a running war of words with the POTUS who he refuses to give credit to for the freedom of his son LiAngelo who he doesn’t seem to have been a good role model for since the young thug is stealing to begin with. 

Ball has continued to make an ass out of himself, even saying that the only way that he would have thanked Trump is if he would have given the young hoodlum a ride home on Air Force One. Ball’s antics have gotten him plenty of face time in the media to promote his overpriced shoes and allowed some of the more degenerate race baiters like Shaun King to insanely claim that “ungrateful” is now the equivalent to the dreaded N word.

King and the rest of the instigators will have plenty to wail about now because Trump just roasted Bell like a Thanksgiving turkey in a Wednesday morning Twitter strike:


Trump is absolutely spot on here, China is not exactly famous for being a global champion of human rights and young Bell and his fellow petty criminals may very well have faced years in a Chinese prison had he not appealed to President Xi Jinping for leniency. LaVar Bell is not only an ungrateful jerk but an arrogant egomaniac who like so many others, can’t accept the results of a legitimate election.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Nations Atheist Prepare To Offer Heartfelt Thanks To Random, Uncaring Universe On Thanksgiving


Again this year the nation's atheist are preparing to humbly show gratitude to the cold, mechanical processes that randomly led to mankind’s existence and their own fleeting lives this Thanksgiving.  They will bow their head silently before partaking in their family’s extravagant Thanksgiving feast Thursday evening to give thanks to the meaningless, cold, inconsequential universe; that vast and ancient universe that doesn’t care at all whether they live or die, for the blind, heartless processes that inevitably led them to eat this great feast, and thank those who died instead of their ancestors, so that they would be selected to survive in an endless, cruel cycle of natural selection that allows once again to enjoy bounty of celebration.

They will be  truly humbled to be able to partake in this futile tradition at least one more year before their inevitable demise and descent into the great black Lovecraftian void beyond.

Maxine Water's Liberal Champion of Women Got Some Real 'Splainin To Do

Rep. John Conyers Jr? Come on down! You’re the next contestant on the media extravaganza where hypocritical liberal creepy old dudes try to weasel their way out of sexual harassment claims. The fact that Conyers is the head of the Office of Compliance, which is supposed to oversee incidents of abuse, things get a lot more interesting.


Conyers, the ranking Democrat on the powerful House Judiciary Committee, repeatedly made sexual advances to female staff that included requests for sex acts, contacting and transporting other women with whom they believed Conyers was having affairs, caressing their hands sexually, and rubbing their legs and backs in public.

[Twitchy]
[BuzzFeed]

Monday, November 20, 2017

Looks Like Hillary Lost Another One


Thank You Pookie for the Linkage!

NYT's Walter Winchell Want-To-Be Gets Laid Low

Look at Me. I'm the Media. I'm Cool. I Got A Hat

DT - Liberal hypocrites continue to be exposed as the dishonest poseurs that they have always been and another leftist “reporter” has taken a fall on Monday. New York Times White House correspondent Glenn Thrush – formerly of Politico – has been sidelined by his newspaper after reports that he busted a move on a young female reporter.


Thrush has been at the tip of the spear of the anti-Trump propaganda that is put out by the Times and his loss puts a crimp in the assembly line of tales based on leakage of classified information from Obama loyalists as well as regurgitated sleaze left over from the 2016 presidential campaign.
"Just weeks ago, Thrush posted a Facebook note blasting political journalist Mark Halperin over allegations of sexual misconduct against young female journalists. He stated, “Young people who come into a newsroom deserve to be taught our trade, given our support and enlisted in our calling — not betrayed by little men who believe they are bigger than the mission.  
But apparently, Thrush has a habit of going drinking with young female journalists, then attempting to kiss them — and then later telling members of the newsroom that they came onto him."
Vox has additional details as well as damning screenshots of Thrush’s social media activity HERE.  The reporter is such a player that he even is featured in sketches on Saturday Night Live and was revealed in the WikiLeaks cache of emails from John Podesta as coordinating his coverage with the known Washington sleazeball and Clinton campaign manager.

No one expects people to be Simon pure but if you make a living out of writing less than honest stories that are intended to destroy others personally, then you better not shit in your own nest. Thrush is learning this now and his name will forever be mud after this. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy either.

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, November 19, 2017

I Wonder If Waking Up Stupid Everyday is Really Painful


Student Claims Access To The Outdoors Is Now A Form Of White Supremacy.

I ask you dear reader; do you love the great outdoors? Do you find a short walk in the woods or dropping a fishing hook in the water relaxing? Well, if you do, it’s probably because you’re white, according to a student at Claremont Colleges in California. That’s right. In a recent op-ed in the student-ran newspaper, a student and keen observer of societal evolution named Malcolm McCann claimed that non-white people are excluded from the outdoors because of, yes, White Supremacy.
“Due to the predominance of whiteness in the outdoors, people of color have been denied access to the outdoors.”

Yes. McCann seems to take issue with outdoor programs at Claremont, which is a conglomerate of five colleges known as the “5Cs.” Those programs, McCann argued, are the most funded on campus, yet are saturated with white supremacy.  McCann admitted the clubs are open for all people, no matter the color of someone’s skin, but not everyone feels safe to attend.
“Historically, white people in imperialist conquests have appropriated land as their own. North America rightfully belongs to indigenous communities, yet it has been taken away from them by force. Consequently, a false sense of ownership of nature permeates white America.”
McCann then goes on to take issue with the “image of modern outdoor enthusiasts,” which he claimed is of white men. “The image of the ‘outdoorsy individual’ is an exclusive classification that gives white people the authority to venture into the outdoors freely, leaving people of color behind."


But there aren’t just “racial barriers” that prevent non-white people from stepping outside but also financial barriers. Only people with “economic privilege” can participate in outdoors activities and understand “obscure outdoor lingo.” 

When you stop laughing, here are this brilliant observer of america society solutions to the problem........  
- Affirming that nature belongs to all humans, not just white ones. 
- The “image” of the outdoor enthusiast should not “belong” to just white people.
- White people should “exert caution as to not dominate ownership” of the word “outdoorsy.”  
- Outdoor clubs on college campuses should work to increase accessibility and help people learn the skills they will need.
Outdoor Unskilled People of Color in Their Natural Habitat

No, No, No you freakin' white self-loathing snowflake! It's got NOTHING more to do with race or white supremacy then where the rain falls.  It's all about CULTURE! Nothing but CULTURE! Get a Clue.......and grow up! 

[The Blaze]                                              Thank You MJA for the Linkage!
h/t Konan The Bar Barron