Saturday, November 30, 2019

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Friday, November 29, 2019

Heaping Bowls of Rivalry and a Long Waited Plate of Revenge


Week 14 of college football brings to an end the 2019 regular season. For some, it's their last chance for glory in school colors, save a bowl appearance, and the culmination of memories that may never be eclipsed in their remaining lives. For others, it's last steps before the beginning of their professional career. And for many, one game in particular means more then all the others - winning their school's storied rivalry games.  This is rivalry weekend for many programs.  But in the LSU Tigers case, this weekend is not about prized rivalry trophies and bragging rights, but of unfinished business.

It's about a 74-72 in 7 overtimes. It's about controversial calls. About suspect replay overturns that left even seasoned commentators shaking their heads. It's one thing to lose. It's another to have it taken from you. 

Saturday, Texas A&M is in the unfortunate position of now having to come to Baton Rouge and play the Tigers, who after the last meeting, have a big chip on their shoulder. This one's personal. And nothing would be more satisfying to the LSU faithful than the final game in Tiger Stadium this year be the avenging of the A&M loss, and the finishing touch on a perfect 12-0 regular season.  The weather is expected to turn ugly around kickoff and could alter the face of the game, turning it into a grinder.  Tigahs Win.


So on to Some Rivalry Weekend Games:

Ole Miss vs. Mississippi State (21-20 State Wins)
We've long known why the Good Lord put a mighty river between Louisiana and Mississippi:
Ole Miss falls after WR's urinating dog celebration  & Mississippi State coach Joe Moorhead -  'You'll have to drag my yankee ass out of here' 


Georgia vs. Georgia Tech
I'd really like to call Upset on this one.....I just can't pull the trigger.
Leghumpers finish undefeated.
SEE YA in Atlanta!

Alabama vs Auburn
With all that's happened this season, I just don't see Bama letting this one get away.
Tide Rolls

Florida vs Florida State
State wins the coin toss.
Chomp Chomp!

Clempston vs. South Carolina
Breck Girl burns the Gamecocks with 300+yds passing
Clempston gets a scare early

Oklahoma vs Okie State
Jalen Hurts put Sooner on his back
Sooners make their argument for playoffs

Ohio St. vs Michigan
UPSET ALERT
Rain expected in Ann Arbor




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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

"Don't say anything to piss off the liberal in-laws at Thanksgiving" I was told......

" .....just behave and bring the Wine."


A HAPPY THANKSGIVING to ALL THE READERS OF DMF!!
I'm grateful for each and every one of you. 

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Monday, November 25, 2019

Is CNN Just Dragging People In Off The Street Now??


Having spent most of the weekend sofa surfing the television channels while recuperating from minor surgery, I was astonished by one very noticeable thing.  While trying to avoid at all cost the "scripted" reality shows and any professional football game, I eventually came to land on cable news. (I blame the medication)  After a little while I said to myself, "Self" (and I knew it was me, cause I recognized my voice and was wearing my underwear) "who are these 20 something media advisers and political strategist and national security experts spouting seemingly learned pontifications and expert opinions, that look too young to even buy alcohol??"

So, seeing that I had never heard of, or ever even seen any of these so-called experts,  I decided to crank up the google box and look into these people's qualifications to tell me the truth.

Were talking here of an in-the-loop 'Congressional Correspondent' who's prior major accomplishment was as a political reporter in small media market somewhere in backwoods Pennsylvania, covering the city council and civic affairs.  In another case, a 'Political Strategist' had been an assistant to an aide of a one-term congressman from Rhode Island, which means she drove the car to Starbucks and circled the block. 

And another young lady, who came across like Beyonce' with a speech impediment and a Sally Struther's online college Nail Salon Management Degree while discussing the consequences of  DJT's treason and impending removal, was actually a Professor of Law at the diploma mill, Howard University.  She was all of 30 years old.  And a Professor.  Of Law.

I was really expecting to find a 20 something expert on political negotiations to be a former Assistant Supervisor of Supply Room Inventory in charge of procurement for the Speaker of the House Offices.  But he turned out to be a fellow from a millennial Think Tank I had never heard of before.

It was especially enlightening to later hear a panel of four millennial black women, three of which graduated from Ivy League schools, the fourth from USC, drone on about inequality and rampant racism in our collective capitalist system, full of white supremacy. It's always good for the soul to hear people just handed the keys to a good life and privilege most people will never know, to be given a worldwide platform to whine like door-slamming nine-year-olds.

If I didn't know better, I'd think someone is standing outside of CNN studios giving away free Amazon Gift Cards to anyone walking by who are willing to go on camera and trash DJT or America as we know it.......

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A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, November 24, 2019

This Thanksgiving Don't Forget to Use Proper Gender Pronouns

As a public service of DMF, we'd like to help clear up any confusion 
you slugs have as to proper use of gender pronouns.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Friday, November 22, 2019

Thursday, November 21, 2019

The Norma Desmond Drama Queen Of American Politics Soundbite Mini-Series is Not Playing Well in Peoria.


Anyone who has watched Adam Schiff's overly dramatic readings of his closing statements, as he looks directly into the television camera at the end of his House Committee to Lynch the President, I'm sure cannot help but be reminded of a badly scripted Hollywood production. The whole charade is for the purpose of cable news sound bites, grist for mill and media distribution. The left is trying to mobilize a modern day social media version of a vintage Hollywood film torch-bearing mob to throng the White House and drive Trump out of office.

But that's not what's happening.

People go about their lives. Nobody has been gathered around the water coolers at work, muttering 'Did you hear what Schiff said that guy said that Trump said?' Few among the American people are talking about this because they don't care. Not at work, not on the street. The American people are SICK of this convoluted 3-year democrat poopy-diaper baby tantrum.

The media is more concerned with celebrity opinion and political propaganda than telling the truth. But at least the media isn’t hiding their lies anymore.  In our intellectual environment today, we see an explosive growth of lying politicians once the media starts lying to us even a little. I’m not a prude when it comes to dishonesty. I expect people to lie, and some much more than others. All of us expect politicians lie as they try to get what they want. We certainly don’t expect the truth from these undisciplined attention addicts who will say anything to get elected. Today's leftist have taken the art to new heights once believed impossible in a free and patriotic America.  

The only thing that holds politicians in check is a spotlight from the press, and today the press is locked in the dark dank sphere of the democrats. We know the media lies to us because the politicians are never shamed into telling the truth. Every day the media reports bring fresh revelations of un-named sources about leaks,  wrongdoing and attempted cover-ups, with no evidence what so ever. Just headlines. More headlines, more soundbites.

In spite of what the media and democrats have been saying about voter support for impeaching DJT, the writing has been on the wall for weeks suggesting a path to disaster come election time. Several days of impeachment inquiry hearings have not helped them with voters they need most, independents. The latest Morning Consult poll, released Tuesday shows a dramatic drop in their support for the impeachment folly as well as a dramatic drop in their support for the inquiry:

The poll showed 47 percent of independents opposed the inquiry, compared to 37 percent last week. Meanwhile support for the inquiry by independents fell 7 points to 40 percent.
The democrats are day-by-day obviously falling further into disarray. And as the philosopher who's name slips my mind at the moment once said: "You can lead a dead horse to water but you can't double-down in the wake of keen partisans observers of tongue-wagging, else meet with an ignominious end in the land of contradictions."


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Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Impeachment Theater Allows Americans a Glimpse of the Unseen Unelected Who Actually Rule Over Us, Instead of Just the Minor Functionaries We Get to Vote For.


American voters have been introduced to the idea that the elected President of the United States can be accused of "undermining" foreign policy determined by the permanent bureaucracy, which spends billions of our tax dollars but is not even slightly interested in our input.

We've been told top bureaucrats who supposedly serve at the pleasure of the president are actually entitled to their jobs and firing them is a crime, with the president presumed guilty unless he can prove he had an acceptable reason for terminating or reassigning them.

We've learned that Made Men of the bureaucratic empire and its political wing, the Democrat Party, cannot be investigated for corruption unless the most exquisite preliminary rituals are followed and the investigators can demonstrate the absolute purity of their intentions.

Outside of Impeachment Theater, we've been told it's heroic for the bureaucracy to organize "resistance" against the elected president and congressional representatives, if the Washington empire disapproves of the voters' choices.

We've discovered obscure lower-court judges can hijack entire segments of national policy on a whim. Some of these imperial proclamations have been expressly premised on the notion that American citizens have less to say about their own government than foreign nationals do.

We've learned a president the imperial bureaucracy likes can issue executive orders that cannot be reversed by presidents it disapproves of.  The people are belatedly informed that some matters are settled forever on the "one man, one vote, one time" principle. The essence of self-government, the true right that matters above all others, is the right to say "no."

We've learned over the past three years that the American people no longer have that right in most cases, but their nominal employees in the federal government do.  If the imperial bureaucracy makes a demand of you, good luck with trying to work up a "resistance" movement.  Good luck getting any favorable attention from the media that has fused with that bureaucracy and enjoys a revolving door of employment with it.  But if you, the Little People, cast votes the imperial bureaucracy doesn't like... well, watch out.  They'll fight you every step of the way and spend untold millions of YOUR dollars against you.  Then they'll get in front of cameras and expect you to applaud them as heroes.  It was always a swindle to convince the American people that democracy serves as a failsafe check against authoritarian power.

We were fooled into thinking our government could never become dictatorial, no matter how much power it claims, because we can always vote the bums out.  Guess what, kids?  As we've seen since 2017,  most of the power and money is controlled by people you never get to vote against. You learn that the people you don't vote for are very capable of defending their privileges against the people who DO.  And you learn that far more issues than you ever suspected are considered "settled."

* Compiled from a Thread Reader Compilation of Tweets by John Hayward.


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Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Did Schiff's Star Witness Just Out Himself as Source for Whistleblower Complaint?

Vindman says he does not know the whistleblower’s identity, which conflicts with earlier testimony. Adam Schiff stops Nunes from completing his question.



Vindman, on October 29: “I do not know who the whistleblower is.”

Vindman and his lawyer, today: “I won’t tell you the name of the intel analyst I deliberately leaked to, because it would out the whistleblower.” 

Pick one, Vindman. Because one of those is a lie.

[Sean Davis Tweeter Box]

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Monday, November 18, 2019

Chick-fil-A Caves to Gay Mafia


Chick-fil-A has finally bowed to pressure from soft skull leftist, sympathetic media and hate-filled gangs of pink haired sissies after years of bad press and protests. Chick-fil-A will move away from  currently donating to more than 300 charitable organizations. The company will no longer donate to the Salvation Army, the Fellowship of Christian Athletes and the Paul Anderson Youth Home, all of which sparked criticism in the past from the gay fascist due to the organizations’ traditional christian views on homosexuality.

Chick-fil-A surpassed $1B in sales in 2001 and eclipsed the $5B mark in 2013 and becoming the third-largest U.S. fast-food chain with $10.5B in sales. Only McDonald’s and Starbucks bring in more revenue among fast-food chains.

More than 100 gay and animal rights protesters showed up to opening day at Chick-fil-A’s first Toronto store in September. After protests and a boycott by a local group of gay protesters, the landlord behind a Chick-fil-A pop-up store at a mall in Reading, England, announced eight days into the lease it would not renew with the chain because the mall is meant to “offer an inclusive space where everyone is welcome."........everyone except Chick-fil-A.

The sexual deviant community took issue with the organizations in the past due to the FCA’s employment purity statement, which speaks out against sex outside marriage and "homosexual acts."

The Salvation Army has long been a target of radical gays accusing them of discrimination in the past. The organization has repeatedly denied those accusations, most recently on Monday afternoon after Chick-fil-A’s announcement:
"We’re saddened to learn that a corporate partner has felt it necessary to divert funding to other hunger, education and homelessness organizations.  We serve more than 23 million individuals a year, including those in the LGBTQ+ community. In fact, we believe we are the largest provider of poverty relief to the LGBTQ+ population."
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A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, November 17, 2019

...And to Them, You Are the Problem.


Herbert Marcuse and his gang of radical leftist/humanist pseudo-intellectuals knew exactly what they were doing. They knew you could not overthrow a free society by convincing the adults of their day to surrender their status quo and habits. So, they decided to invest in the children through education, media, and entertainment. Then, when the children became adults, they would reject the world of their parents and upend society for the radicals themselves. I give you the result:

The left is now living in some crazy high fantasy novel, where women have d**ks and pregnant men are on maternity leave from Victoria's Secret. The earth is to end in ten years, countries don't have borders, cops are villains and terrorist are religious scholars.


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Saturday, November 16, 2019

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Friday, November 15, 2019

Hearings in Congress are Essentially Stage Plays.

EARL DONE THIS

With the exception of the most mundane budget hearing, if the stakes are high most congressional hearings from dramatic confirmation battles to today's impeachment circus investigations, everything is scripted and planned exactly as in a play. The plot and conclusion (findings) are pre-determined.  The actors (witnesses) are selected to make the specific ‘case’ that the director (majority) decided in advance. Actors (witnesses) are often coached in what to say, and their script (testimony), especially in high-profile plays like impeachment or the Kavanaugh hearing, may be written, coached or edited by the committee staff, and the actors (witnesses) may be coached when to cry or make alarming statements.  Props (graphics, videos, media presence, audience, etc.) will be carefully engineered.  About the only difference between a Congressional ‘play” and a stage play is that the minority is allowed some speaking roles.


So when the curtain goes up on each day’s impeachment hearing, do not expect anything but an entertainment play designed for high ratings and with a pre-ordained conclusion.  A show trial, produced like a play, masquerading as an impartial investigation.

Adam Schiff was supposed to be in his element pretending to be a character from The West Wing.  The chairman of the House Intelligence Committee reminded us why he never made it as a screenwriter.  With a few exceptions — the miniature speech from counsel about "quid pro quo, bribery, extortion, abuse of power of the office of the presidency" — he allowed his members to get bogged down in the details of a narrative that almost no one in the room has mastered.  It is difficult to argue that the president is guilty of a hideous crime because he seems to have considered withholding aid that Barack Obama was never willing to offer in the first place.

[WAPO]
[The Week] 
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Thursday, November 14, 2019

In the Future, Everyone Will Run for President for 15 Minutes.


Just like an announcer informing the crowd the left-handed reliever is coming to the mound, Deval Patrick announced he's running for president as a mid-season replacement candidate to save the game for the Dem's.  You, I and most everyone else have no idea who he is, but that's not stopping him. He has no compelling or distinguishable platform, but hey, no campaign is perfect. Patrick sees an opening and he's going for it.

Our extensive research has revealed Patrick was once governor of Massachusetts. He's the only black person to serve in that role,  until squad member Ayanna Pressley wins someday.  He's affirmative action Harvard Law and was assistant attorney general for the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice under Willie Clinton. He's no small-town mayor, but he's got chops.

A close friend of Barky Obama, he has told advisers that he envisions a campaign similar to Obama's.  Barky's "inner circle" had urged Patrick to run as far back as 2017, but he declined because of what he called the "cruelty of our elections process." The current primary is apparently all hugs and puppies, so Patrick figures he'll show up late to the party after a few other candidates have already passed out in the bathtub.

Patrick is currently a managing director at the investment firm Bain Capital. Yeah, that Bain Capital. Oh that should start class-warfare-waging Sen. Lizzy to shakin'.  Patrick has missed the filing deadlines for the Alabama and Arkansas primaries where he would have probable gotten......oh maybe 6-7 votes tops, but he plans to focus on New Hampshire, South Carolina, and some other early states where he can embarrass himself.

[NYT]
[THE BLOG NOBODY NEEDS]

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Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Adam Schiff's Circus Comes Complete With Drag Queen


MRC - Spotted towering over the gray and blue suits packed into the first day of President Donald Trump’s impeachment hearing was an enormous blond wig — that of Pissi Myles, a drag performer from Asbury Park, New Jersey.  Pissi Myles, as he likes to call himself (please Lord, we hope that doesn’t mean what we think it means), apparently fancies himself a journalist with a valid interest in covering impeachment politics. 

Pissi, a clearly overweight male, was wearing an offensively red, way-too-short dress, sparkly red heels, and a curly blonde wig so ostentatious that Honey Boo Boo would have fainted on sight.  It’s a nice reminder of just how much of a circus the Dems’ attempt at removing Trump is, with freaks like Pissi Myles being the enthusiastic rent-a-clowns. It says a lot about the Democratic party when drag queens have become their shock troopers.

NBCNews.com reported on the attendance of “the award-winning drag performer,” composing a headline that would have made the founding fathers seriously contemplate abandoning their American experiment. Read it and weep: “Drag Queen Sashays into Trump Impeachment Hearing.”

The most outlandish part of it all was that Miss Myles had her reporting rig all set up and ready to go. She was holding her phone with an extension arm, had her headphones in, and was giving viewers an up close and personal account of the morning’s proceedings.

NBCNews asked Miles how his day was going, to which he replied in classic camp fashion, “It’s a crazy day in Washington! I’m flipping my wig over the high-energy proceedings today.” Hmm, wow. Though Pissi was comically aware of the spectacle he generated, adding, “Tensions are high, and the bar for who’s allowed in the Longworth House is very, very low.”

You can say that again.

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Looks like the Democratic Establishment Have Been Googling 'Joe Biden'.


There is so many Democrats running for the nomination it's hard to notice when they drop out. It's like raking leaves. They seem to just keep falling out of the trees. Even that crazy woman from the hamlet of Chappaqua NY claims "she is being urged by many, many, many people to run in 2020."  But for now, Joe Biden is the perceived front-runner, and that excites no one, not even his wife. He is the non-threatening choice, known to us on the right as Obama's Court Jester. And according to an article in the New York Times, the "movers and shakers" in the Democrat party are having second thoughts about Uncle Joe.

"Since the last debate, just anecdotally, I've had five or six people ask me: 'Is there anybody else?'" said Leah Daughtry, a longtime Democrat who has run two of the party's recent conventions."
The "anxious" Democratic establishment reportedly think Lizzy Warren isn't "viable" in a general election because she comes off as a crazy commie college professor. They're probably also more afraid of Bernie winning than losing. It bothers them that Mayor Pete is leading in Iowa, and that the dem's plantation black voters aren't high on voting for a little white fudgepacker, especially one from a mostly white state in the midwest. They've found Biden's debate performances "lackluster" and they haven't even seen his latest town hall. 

Former Senator and Secretary of State John Kerry (he fought in Vietnam you know) has "wondered aloud" if he should've run again. He must've "wondered aloud" in an empty room because if he'd "wondered" this within earshot of anyone alive in 2004, he would've heard a reflexive "hell no."

Eric Holder, the former attorney general, was apparently considering a "last-minute" entry but he admits it's too late now. He's right. There's never a good time for this crooked bastard's presidential campaign. He should be in prison. 

There was talk yesterday of Deval Patrick, the long forgotten former Massachusetts governor, entering the race. He's another answer to a question no one's asked. Spartacus Booker doesn't need an understudy for the role of unqualified, bald brother who loves them some Wall Street money. And someone for some reason known only to them convinced Michael Bloomberg to run for president. He's likely going to spend a lot of money to lose like a common Julio Castro. Unless public humiliation is his jam, he might find it cheaper to just pay Warren's wealth tax and go play golf. 

Obama's boy David Axelrod explained the party's current dilemma:
"With Trump looming, there is genuine concern that the horse many have bet on may be pulling up lame and the horse who has sprinted out front may not be able to win." 
Wait... did Axlrod just call Sen. Lizzy a horse?? Oh My.

The "safe" candidate is not always the best. But the establishment has already taken their chosen candidate out of his original packaging. They can't return him now. Pass the popcorn.......

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Kurt Schlichter's Brutal Poke at Newest Occupant of the Democrat Clown Car

President Donald J. Trump and Former NYC Mayor Whistle-Britches Bloomberg 

Don’t Laugh Too Hard at Bloomberg or 
He Might Not Run

Name the Democrat who is super-excited to have Michael Bloomberg barge into the Dem primaries like some nutty ex-girlfriend who gave you crabs popping in at your wedding.  Where is the groundswell of support behind this pint-sized presidential aspirant?  Perhaps the Democratic consultants who didn’t sign up with one of the other goofy candidates are happy.  The micro-zillionaire may not have charisma or a vision or actual human support, but he’s got endless bucks to squander on electoral parasites.

So, those jerks will love him getting in.  And so will us Republicans – Trump already has a nickname laid upon the numismatic gnome, “Little Michael.” 

Electing him president would be like electing your kindergarten teacher POTUS, if your kindergarten teacher was tiny, 77, and jetted away in her Gulfstream after lecturing you on how you can’t have chocolate because of global warming.  

This futile fiasco is not driven by anything but the malignant midget’s vanity, and not a little jealousy that Donald Trump, the unpolished Al Cervik, is dominating the Bushwood Country Club of American politics while Little Michael Smails is looking like a buffoon trying on awful hats in its pro shop.

Now, we’re already hearing lots of superficial and staggeringly dumb comparisons to Donald Trump.  Yeah, they are both New York billionaires, but Trump is from Queens, and that matters.  Can you imagine the soul-smashing agony Little Michael feels every day seeing Trump get played “Hail to The Chief” while all he gets is a couple of hobos whistlin’ “Short People?”. -- KEEP READING


Monday, November 11, 2019

Lizzy Gets in a Tizzy at Injustice Forum

Despite her own dubious past with cultural appropriation, Sen. Lizzy Warren loves to talk about racial injustice. She’ll accuse virtually anyone on either side of the aisle of sketchy racial motivations – or of supporting agendas that are racist – if it benefits her political aspirations.  However, it’s clear that Warren would rather not face any questions about racial inequality when the subject matter hits too close to her tepee.

Meet Amy Goodwin. She’s the hardcore left-wing host of "Democracy Now!" a modern day underground railroad of leftist rumor and propaganda heard on public radio around the country.  In some soft skull leftist presidential forum done for the interwebs, she expressed her concern about how white Iowa and New Hampshire are. Ms. Goodwin seems to think that, since their populations are heavily Caucasian, their “first in the nation” primary status should be revoked in favor of more diverse states. She posed the question to Lizzy:
"Speaking of racial injustice, do you think the order of the primary states should change?"
Lizzy quickly waved off the question. It’s clear from her answer that she didn’t want to discuss it, but watch the clip below. The really interesting moment comes as the interview quickly ends and Warren walks off the stage. Goodman says ‘thank you’ and Warren responds with a terse, sarcastic, “Yeah.”

Remember, Democrats. Don’t do to Warren what she does to everyone else. She doesn’t care for it. And Epstein didn't kill himself.

[Cain]
[VGBA]
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A Good Monday Morning


Saturday, November 9, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Friday, November 8, 2019

Showdown in Tuscaloosa - Saturday Down South: Week 11


Saturday afternoon the Associated Press No.1 & No.2 ranked teams, LSU and Alabama, meet in Tuscaloosa for the much hyped and anticipated SEC West showdown. Coincidentally, the last time the AP top two team met in regular season play........was LSU and Alabama in 2011.  It was the two of the best defenses in the nation that battled to a final 9-6 score in overtime. Those were the days of the ground-and-pound run game, bubble screens and end arounds.

That was then. Now, the two undefeated will meet with powerful offenses averaging over 500 yards a game. Both are Quarterbacked by Heisman Trophy Candidates that dominate all the CFB passing game categories, save one, and who routinely shred opposing defenses with ease. Both possess elite receivers. Both possess elite pass defenders. They both possess runners who can break open a big play. You need not be much of a football expert to deduce what kind of game this could be to watch. Hell, the President is even flying in to see this one in person!

Needless to say, a lot is riding on this game. A win all but secures the opportunity for the victor to go to Atlanta and kick around the Dawgs of Leghumper U. in the SEC Championship Game, and secure a CFB playoff berth.  But also riding on the game is an all-you-can-eat spicy Popeye's Chicken bet between our much beloved Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy and Alabama Sen. Richard Shelby.  But more importantly, there's the traditional friendly bet on the game between Moi and my SEC Sister and Alabama booster, Curmudgeon of Political Clown Parade, which results in a healthy contribution given to one of our favorite Charities, The Shriners Hospital For Children. (and be sure and check out Curmudgeon's always excellent game post).

The hype and build up to the game all this week has been over the top and impossible to listen to. The game has been dissected, X and O'd and predicted to death by the expert sports monkeys in their accentuated bloviating verbosity.  It's now time to get to it.  Defeating the Crimson Tide has been the insurmountable achievement for the LSU Tigers for the last seven seasons. Coach O' has built the team he promised, and now the chance presents itself to prove the naysayers wrong once and for all by showing that he WAS the right man for the job. I for one have no doubt.

The saying goes "The road to the SEC Championship goes through Tuscaloosa."

SO BE IT!
GEAUX TIGAHS!

Thursday, November 7, 2019

Noted Squad Member Throws Her Weave Into the Ring for VP


A day after Tank Abrams said she's available to be anyone's VP because racist won't let her run Georgia, and weeks after the anti-Semitic squad members Reps. Iham Omar, Alexandria Ocashew-Cortex and Rashy Tablet all endorsed an old white Jewish commie Bernie Sanders, squad member and fake hair weave enthusiast Ayanna Pressley ended the suspense and officially threw her endorsement to Senator Lizzy Warren for president.

Warren, Sanders, and Joe Biden all reportedly sought Pressley's endorsement, but Ms. High Horse was won over by Warren's plan-making kung fu. Warren's opponents have taken to mocking her plans, which is admittedly easier than coming up with different ones. Black supporters of Pressley were so disappointed in her choice of endorsing a privileged White Woman, some took Twitter to ask Pressley if she knew Warren stole all her ideas from Kamala Harris or that Warren was once a Republican and used to eat black babies at Federalist Society potlucks.

But as Pressley points out, Warren's "plans are about power: who has it, who refuses to let it go and who deserves more of it."  In other words POWER TO THE CORRECT PEOPLE!!!!

Pressley believes "big structural change" can't wait until Republicans decide to play nice or stop nominating corrupt racist demagogues. And y'all remember when Pressley read Trump his ass on the House floor before they'd even finished painting her office? Good Times.

You know throwing her weaves into the ring by endorsing Warren is really about consideration for Lizzy's VP, or at least a juicy high level cabinet post like 'Secretary of Population Re-education' or 'Administrator General of Slave Reparations'.

We all know Epstein didn't kill himself and there has to be a POC on the 2020 Dem ticket, or there will be an epic revolt, and the party will come apart at the seams.

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Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Tulsi Gabbard Appears on “The View” and Gracefully Puts Foot Up Joy Behar's......

When Democrat presidential candidate and US Rep. Tulsi Gabbard appeared on The View earlier this year, Boobs McCain accused her of being an “Assad apologist” who is “spouting propaganda from Syria.” Then after Hillary Clinton insinuated that the Russians were “grooming” Gabbard to run on a third-party ticket to split the dems vote and help reelect DJT, Joy Behar called her a “useful idiot.”

Gabbard, who as of now is still running as a Democrat, returned to The View for the third time and immediately confronted the hosts for accusing her of “being a traitor to my country, a Russian asset, a Trojan horse or a useful idiot.  Over two segments, Behar and Gabbard went at it over everything from her endorsements from white nationalists to an even bigger sin - appearing on Fox News. Watching Behar's TDS aging mug as she gets put in her place is worth the watch. 

In the end,  McCain thanked Gabbard for not threatening to take away her guns.
“I will,” Behar told her. “I’ll take them.”

I think this is one of the best examples of psychosis that has taken over the mouth pieces of the left.  Not towing the progressive line 100% makes you a target and outlaw, to be smeared and degraded. It's the Democrat Way....


~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Tater Tries His Hand at Hard Hitting Investigative Journalism


CNN’s media “hall monitor” Brian Stelter, devoted an entire segment on Sunday’s edition of the ironically name Reliable Sources, to obsessing over DJT's spelling mistakes on the Tweeter. While he did concede that “everybody makes spelling mistakes,” Stelter seemed to think that the President’s Twitter typos deserve double extra special scrutiny, implying that Trump's spelling habits have an impact on his ability to run the country effectively.

Tater spent the segment making the case that “Donald Trump makes a lot more spelling errors" than “most people.” The media critic complained that he had “never seen anyone do a comprehensive study of DJT's spelling errors or look at what they mean” before plugging an “excellent website” called Factbase that "has every single word the President says” and “looks at all of Trump’s tweets, even the deleted ones, for...typos and other screw-ups.”

According to Factbase, Trump has made “more than 188 spelling errors on Twitter” since taking office in early 2017. Stelter went on to highlight some specific examples of Trump’s Twitter typos, to then focusing on the data surrounding President Trump’s spelling errors and stacked the President up against Democrat politicians.  Bernie Sanders is said to have made only three mistakes, while Barky Obama of course has a spotless spelling record when it comes to his Twitter account.  Tater conveniently leaves out that Sanders nor Chicago Jesus are believed to actually posted their own tweets.

Stelter brought on an employee from Factbase, Bill Fischling, who advised President Trump to “turn on autocorrect.” Apparently, Fischling forgot that autocorrect doesn't always work like it should, and in some cases, the program can create errors rather than fix them.

This brings up two important questions. Why does there even exist and who funds a website devoted to tracking anyone's misspelled words on the tweeter?  And why is this effeminate, bulbous headed Telatubby looking excuse for a journalist on my TV.

[NewsBusters]
[Clown News Network]

Monday, November 4, 2019

The Commander and Chief Orders New Pants

Of all the 45 million pages of documents and hundreds of hours of historic conversations recorded during the years of the Presidency of LBJ archived in his Presidential Library in Austin Texas, one audio clip has become a classic among presidential archive fans and one of the most listened to in the library.


On August 9, 1964, at the height of a re-election campagin, President Lyndon Baines Johnson decided that he needed some new pants, so he got on the horn and called the Haggar Clothing Co. based in Dallas, Texas, and ordered himself up a new set. After a short interruption of another call, LBJ continues in his colorful, home-spun style and in vivid language to explain his need for special consideration of certain anatomical areas, and hilariously belches right in the middle.

Here’s a worthwhile animation of the call by Tawd Dorenfeld.


~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@Doug Ross Journal 
& Maggie's Farm for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, November 3, 2019

Step Off Kamala. You're Stinking Up The Clown Car


It looks like we've reached the "can we pull this bitch outta the fire" stage of the nasally Voodoo Witch's run for president. Stories out during the week described a cratering Harris campaign slashing staff and cutting salaries like the final days of Blockbuster.  Her contributions slowing and poll numbers in free fall, she's polling just slightly ahead of Tree Fungus and Spartacus Booker.  No one has ever accused her of being an awesome Senator or even a likable person. And the angry black woman in Manolo Blahnik shoes act is not playing well in middle America, black or white. 

Still, Harris is putting the whole tamale into Iowa.  She plans to spend Thanksgiving there. Barky Obama might've inadvertently set a precedent that black candidates must win the Iowa caucus to prove white people will vote for them. But her problem is not that she's black, she's not.  It's that she's from f**ing California and has overly championed LGBTQ and illegals, both problem issues for black primary voters, and most swing state voters.  She actually thought she could appeal to clueless suburban soccer moms at the same time fanning the flames of racial resentment with talk of reparations and pretending to be down with the struggle. 

She's been on a roll lately, showing a true lack of leadership and personal pettiness when she boycotted a criminal justice reform forum at Benedict College after she learned the organizers gave an award to DJT.  She also vocally defended Katie Hill, treating her as the victim of revenge porn and not just the kooky star in a sex farce.  She was the only Democratic presidential candidate to have Hill's back.  And yes, she got her Kamala on while questioning during some of the worst SOTUS confirmation hearings ever, but due to her junior status, her questions came near the end when most people stopped paying attention.

I'm sure her lack of electablity has nothing to do with the Creepy Voodoo Witch persona she sometimes projects.  Maybe it just hasn't hit her yet that most American people don’t care for her proposed commie policies, taking away the American's health care provider choices, guns and wealth, making the nation into a third-world socialist state based on coercion, state sponsored theft, abrogation of the Constitution, hate and fear.   But Kamala believes the only reasons she’s losing (even in her liberal home state) is because the country isn’t ready for a black female President. That’s not true. We had 8 years of Obama.

~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~ 

Saturday, November 2, 2019

Friday, November 1, 2019

Beto Packs It In. The Raging Beta Boy Says He's Done

The Psychedelic Warrior has dropped out of the 2020 presidential race after a disappointing campaign that failed to build momentum. Twice Three times.

 SeƱor Beto wanted to be the all-white Obama, but he just didn't have it. Obama's one and only talent was lying with a straight face, telling enormous whoppers smoothly enough to fool enough people enough of the time. Beto is just off-putting.

Beto spent like half his waking hours hopping on the countertops of coffee shops across Iowa, but to no avail. Saying "I am a nice safe white man. But not gay. Unless being gay would get me votes. I could be gay. Please vote for me...Please??" And then there was that whole I'm coming for your guns thing. Brilliant!  


From Beto's Debate Journal:
"Tonight, I am a dancing bear, to be jeered at by a fickle press corps who surrendered their hearts to me in Texas, only to decide I wasn't good enough to bring home to mom and dad, that I wasn't "‘long-term" material, that they always saw our relationship as "more of a side chick situation." I'm starting to think they only shacked up with me to get back at Ted. Just look at them, sitting there all smug, talking trash behind my back to all their friends. Assholes."
Goodbye Beto. *snork*