Sunday, June 30, 2019

Bernie Sanders Given Honor of Own Native American Name


A Middle Finger News Great Moments in History

Senator Bernie Sanders was invited to address a gathering of the Indian First Nations chiefs in Denver, CO. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing the standard of living for all of their citizens by totally free government grants for free college educations, free Medicare for all,etc.

He mentioned how he always supported these issues that came forward to him. Although Sanders was vague about the details for the funding of his plans, he spoke eloquently about his ideas if he wins the White House in 2020. At the conclusion of his speech, the chiefs presented him with a beautiful plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."

The proud Sanders accepted the plaque and then returned to Washington. A news reporter asked the chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to Sanders. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

Via Overnight Thread@ACEHQ

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Saturday, June 29, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Beto’s Debate Journal


A Bit of Debate Satire from WFB

It's not uncommon for presidential candidates to scribble down some notes or talking points on sheets of paper during a debate. It is, however, highly unusual for candidates to leave behind a sprawling journal entry of the kind found on Beto O'Rourke's lectern following Wednesday night's showdown in Miami. What follows is a (lightly edited) transcript of the document, as obtained by the Washington Free Beacon:
-  "Here I am in the place where I come to get low. Miami, the bass and the sunset low." — Will Smith 
 -  Tonight, I am a dancing bear, to be jeered at by a fickle press corps who surrendered their hearts to me in Texas, only to decide I wasn't good enough to bring home to mom and dad, that I wasn't "‘long-term" material, that they always saw our relationship as "more of a side chick situation." I'm starting to think they only shacked up with me to get back at Ted. Just look at them, sitting there all smug, talking trash behind my back to all their friends. Assholes. 
-  Miami is the opposite of "punk," but at least everyone speaks Spanish here. On a related note, I owe Jeb Bush a debt of gratitude for reminding me to stop listing my ethnicity as "Hispanic." I'm not sure I could fake another apology for abusing my privilege. They would have roasted me for doing that, and yet somehow Pocahontas over here gets a pass. Maybe she's what the media had in mind when they told me they wanted to "try girls for a change."
-  If they call on Cory Booker before me and he starts speaking Spanish I am going to quit the race right here, right now. His accent is terrible. I wish I was black, though, or at least gay. America is a tapestry.  It's exhausting, spouting all this vague nonsense about "fair" taxation and "universal healthcare access". What am I even doing here? I miss the road. I miss the heartland. I miss the solitude of sunsets. Hell, I miss the blog, that feeling of discovery and the archeology of excavating words from dirt — the great American soil on which dreams are built. If it comes to that, I'll say I'm quitting because I miss my wife and kids. 
-  Relax, Beto. This is your chance to shine. Tienes el poder de las palabras. None of the other candidates would dare attack you. Not with Lyin' Liz Warren standing front and center. Not with Joe Biden leading the pack. You're the underdog, you're going to prove everyone wrong, even the media. - READ MORE

Friday, June 28, 2019

In Celebration of the Opening of the 2020 Election Campaign Season.....

....and the Democrats affirming to the entire country what their true colors really are in last night's debate, I give you this apropos tune for your listening enjoyment :

The Late Greats Jack Bruce & Rory Gallagher's impromptu live jam of "Politician"

Squinty Scarborough Scorches Dems Debate as “Disaster" to a Stunned Panel

From the look on Mika's face through most of this video, it makes one wonder if there will be any Meat Puppet humping at the Scarborough residence anytime soon...... 


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Lizzy Warren Sets ‘Jeopardy!’ Loss Record After Buzzing in With “What Is a New Government Program?” Every Time.


By Harvey@IMAO
CULVER CITY, CA (AP) – Hot on the heels of ‘Jeopardy!’ champion James Holzhauer’s 33-game, $2.5 million winning streak, Democrat Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren appeared on the show to set a record of her own. In Warren’s case, though, it was pretty much the exact opposite of Holzhauer’s run, as Warren defied all odds by actually obtaining the lowest theoretical possible score of -$58,000 by offering “what is a new government program?” as her response every time she buzzed in first, which she did every time host Alex Trebek read an answer.  
During a post-game interview, Warren seemed baffled by the turn of events. “I don’t understand,” said Warren. “I phrased it in the form of a question every time, didn’t I?

Beto is Toast

AOC Sobs at the Downfall of Her Socialist Ally

RS - I know it’s dangerous to make political prognostications this far out. The primary voting doesn’t start until Feb. of 2020 after all. But, I’m going to go ahead and say it. Beto O’Rourke’s candidacy is over.

With some people in the race, that wouldn’t exactly be going out on a limb, but Beto didn’t enter this race as a 3rd tier candidate. He had all the media attention and name recognition. He was so hip and cool. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. After initially competing well in the weeks following his announcement, the past few months have not been kind to Beto.

Last night was his chance to regain his footing and assert himself as a factor in the race. Didn’t Happen. At one point, Beto started speaking in Spanish for reasons only known to him and it led to the most meme-worthy thing of the night - Sparticus Booker Cory giving Beto the side eye when he starts answering questions in Spanish.

But it wasn’t just the look on Booker’s face. On substance he stumbled and flailed about, desperate to pander to the left while not appearing totally insane. It didn’t play well. Beto is asked about a 70 percent tax rate and somehow ends up talking about voter registration. Even rabidly liberal MSNBC, who spent the better part of 6 months fluffing Beto as the second coming when he ran against Ted Cruz in 2018, has jumped off the bandwagon.

Beto's take on the night:
Beto O'Rourke on #DemDebate performance: "I'd give myself an A." http://hill.cm/wsOYVjy
He seemed out of sorts the entire night and it became abundantly clear, even to the left-wingers on MSNBC’s panel, that this guy is an empty suit. It’s all fun and games when you are running against a Republican. Not so much when you threaten the socialist dream by not being quite as crazy as Elizabeth Warren. Beto is learning the hard way that love in politics is fleeting. He’s done.


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Thursday, June 27, 2019

Post Clown Debate Observations For Those Smart Enough Not To Have Watched.


Well, no real surprises tonight, just the 10 bitching about mainly the same crap they have been all my life, with a few recent issues added in. DJT got off light, as most of the issues could have been addressed by other presidents they supported and congressional bodies of which they were seated in the past, but were careful not to let on they themselves were responsible for any of the mess. (lookin' at you Lizzy).  It was basically the economy sucks, the rich are too rich and of course the occasional Trump is a Dick. But not once did anyone mention front runner Joe.

Senator Lizzy was placed front and center as obvious front runner of this group of dwarfs. My one question of the night would have been "does this woman own any clothes?" My Gawd lady, how many times do we have to see you in that same purple jacket?????

Moving on, the pregame show featured a head scratching performance by a giddy Nicole Wallace who sounded like a liquored up 16 year-old just before a rock concert. Brian Williams was...well Brian Williams without the tall stories of mythical heroism.

As the main event started Senator Lizzy's meds had obviously kicked in and the usual shakes as she rattled on were evident.  The highlights of Lizzy's night; corporations are just bad - Free college for everybody. She went into detail bashing the very healthcare system she and her comrades voted for and ceremoniously rammed down our throats. She seems to have a real mental block concerning the realization Health Ins. co. have to make a profit to stay in business. DUH! She also wants you to pay for Tameka's abortion so she can use her money to lease a new Toyota.  Lizzy somehow doesn't get it that gun violence isn't a public health problem, it's a cultural problem. But that can't said in public, but everyone of these political scam artist know it.  By closing statements, Lizzy's meds had wore off and looked like she needed a beer.  But in the end, she made it perfectly clear, she's gonna fight for all you little people you!

Beto, more reserved than usual (possibly because they wouldn't let him  stand on his podium) sporadically broke out into Spanish, speaking to to all the future border jumpers - was for raising the corporate tax rate to punish employers - called for a democrat rewrite of all existing immigration laws in their own image, and like all the candidates, gave rigmarole answers to hide the true intentions - unfettered immigration via porous borders. They ain't foolin' nobody. Beto also wants to let the traumatized school shooting kids have a say in writing new gun laws. Yo Beto, we don't need you or any other kids input concerning our constitutional rights. Beto's says he's doing it for the children though. What a F**kin' dope!

Senator Amy said "we need more immigrants." What? To sleep in the streets? She also said DJT should not make any moves concerning Iran without asking her and her congressional comrades. And they will say NO!

Senator Spartacus was kind enough to remind us twice he was black, and kept reminding us he lives in a crime ridden neighborhood. That's really no way to talk about the Nations Capital, Cory.  He too broke out into Spanish, but I'm still trying to understand what the word "Toenail" has to do with politics? Spartacus is in favor of....... licensing all guns. NO! You Dope. You license cars, pilots and businesses, NOT CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTs!  He also said "the democrats need to get the courts back so they can pass their legislation." Read that quote again.  In the end he assured the people he was the one to beat down that Donald Trump guy.

Julio (or was it really Juan?) is for tax payer funded abortion coverage for Transexuals.....  Wait, What?  And he is also enthusiastically in favor of taxing the hell outta you for a Marshall Plan for the rest of the hemisphere, decriminalize illegal immigration and make it like parking ticket. It's basically MAMA, 'Make America Mexico Again' agenda.

And that brings us to the Honorable Mayor of NYC, who more than once reminded the people in attendance he was the Honorable Mayor of NYC, who wants to take your guns and money and make America like NYC. Nuff ' Said. You're excused. Thanks For Playing the game, Bill.

I must stop for a moment to say, Ricky Maddow looked absolutely fabulous tonight with his black, horn rimmed, look more smarter Rachel Goggles from the past. Good Times, Good Times. And Chuck Toad still, as always, looked like street corner pervert. But as questioners, I admit they were both most excellent. 

I vaguely remember the other candidates yapping (I was in the kitchen lookin' for the corkscrew, which took priority at the time) about the seas rising and green stuff, that we need more corrupt unions as well as giving us all "Free Health Care" (but you can still buy your own if you want to). That my friend sums up the democrats thinking. You tell me, if their grand plan for Free Healthcare is so good, why would I spend my money to pay for different health care myself??? These people truly believe their voters are stupid.

All in all, the real winner was Crazy Joe. Not one person took a shot. They all know they're losers.

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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Par For the Course I Guess. They've Accused Him of Everything Else Imaginable Already

Flatulence Goldberg - Clinical Example of Near Fatal TDS

With accusations of Racism and Bigotry of all manner, the Cackling Hens of 'THE VEIW' are no strangers to hyperbole and dramatics when it comes to the man they all at one time wanted to be associated with in public.  Just last week Maude Behar said DJT was on his way to exterminating illegal immigrants. Then today, during a discussion of Iran, and actually siding with them for shooting down one of our drones in international air space, Flatulence Goldberg and Behar both laughed at the ironically named, always dour co-host Sunny Hostin for saying she didn’t think it was appropriate for them to cheer on the Iranian president for calling our president mentally ill. Then the Chicken Express really went off the rails.


Boobs McCain jumped in to condemn Iran for it’s wicked fundamentalist regime that persecutes gays and women saying she totally agreed, because when you are a leader of a country where gay people are thrown off roofs, and killing women in the street for wearing tank tops, how dare you judge what we do in our country!  McCain pointed out the obvious in that it's not illegal to be gay in America and that they're not being killed for it.  Whoopi, who has refused to say DJT's name out loud quickly replied:
"Not yet! Not yet! You think this is not, you know, something that's been thrown around? You should read more of the stuff that’s in newspapers so you can see what people are doing! 
What newspapers?? Back off the herb pipe Whoopi. She sounded a lot like like her insane former co-host Rosie O’Donnell, who earlier this week claimed the U.S. had hundreds of thousands of “concentration camps.” Now Goldberg was implying to national audience that gays are going to be rounded up or be exterminated. 

To an audience of Trump hating unemployed gender confused millennials, and uninformed lo-info housewives, this kind of talk is scary stuff.  Most people don't realize, the production of  'The View', and the contracts of the panel at that table are not under the purview of ABC entertainment as you would think, but are actually part of the ABC News Division (Hostin is an ABC News Senior Legal Analyst believe it or not).  So in all reality, these people are an opinion show reflective of ABC news. I have always believed  they let stand this kind of ridicules anti-Trump hyperbole,  uncensored and under the cover of daytime talk, so as to say the things the News Division cannot say otherwise, thus avoiding the caustic media criticism of an all-out war on DJT like is on full view 24/7 on CNN &MSNBC. 

And I'm also beginning to believe it’s a requirement to be able to lie and spread crazy conspiracy theories to even be considered as a host on The View, like substituent co-host, Nicaraguan Piglet Ana Navarro. But I guess when the money is good.....    And when Boobs McCain is at times the most sensible one at the table, the bar is set very low.

(On a Tip from Broadside Betty)

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So You Don't Have To Watch, We Give You a Preview of Tonight's Democrat Debate


Tonight, the Democrat Circus gathers together under the big top for the first time to have a good ol' fashion debate for the people, which we all know is just really gonna degenerate quickly into who can promise the most free stuff  & Trump Bashing Extravaganza. Due to the luck of the draw, Lizzy Warren will be chairing what looks like the kids' table debate. Her deputy in charge of the class when she has to go to the teachers' lounge to shotgun a couple beers will be the psychedelic Warrior himself,  Beto O'Rourke, because he is the only other candidate on stage who has had anything resembling polling numbers at four percent or more for any stretch of time.

Also in this group will be Amy 'the Comb' Klobuchar, Spartacus Booker, Tulsi Gabbard(?), Julio, no that's Juan, no it's Julio, Castro, Jay Inslee(?) Tim Ryan(?), and....oh yeah, that big goofy guy who runs New York City, Bill de Bolsheviki.

Then on Thursday night, it will be all the important people. Plugs Biden, Bernie Sanders, Kamala what's her name and Mayor Pete, all together and yelling at each other or being nice, we just don't know. Also on Thursday's line up will be Chrissy Gigglebrand, Michael Bennet(?), John Hickenlooper, Eric Swalwell, and at this night's kid table will be Oprahs's gurl friend, Marianne 'deep breathe' Williamson and Andy Yang, because apparently the dems had two free tickets to give away and those guys were the 9th caller into the radio station.

Both events begin at 9 PM Eastern and will be aired on MSNBC, NBC, and on Telemundo in Spanish for voters who haven't sneaked across the border yet. The moderators will include Chucky Todd, the lovely Ricky Maddow and JosΓ© Diaz-Balart Hernandez Mendoza Rodriguez, but Maddow is only doin' the second hour on both nights (cause he's a star), whereas Chuck Todd (am I the only one who thinks he looks like a pervert) is doing the first hour.  So if you decide to watch the circus, let's just say you have time to go out to dinner before you go home to watch the debates. If you like real dumb shit though, that first hour is gonna be your JAM. It's all those fools doing a "debate," where they are only allowed to answer for 60 seconds, with 30 seconds for follow-up questions, so they better have their zingers at the ready!

But just in case you DO watch and your brain begins to turn to mush, we give you our recommends for sweet relief in an alternative mind numb to watch. The schedule for HGTV on those two nights.

9:00 PM: "Property Brothers, Forever Home."
This is the newest incarnation of the "Property Brothers" series, where the two gentlemen who are identical twins who look alike do nice things to people's houses and make them say "shut the front door!" when they see their new shiplap and quartz countertops. OOOOH!

10:00 PM: "House Hunters." You know the drill, it is totally fake. Sometimes the houses they are looking at are not even houses they considered buying. Tomorrow night's episode will be about some rich people from DC who really want a fucking beach house in South Carolina.

Thursday 9:00 PM: "Christina On The Coast."
OK honestly, have not watched this show yet, because the promos drive me up the wall. It's a new show from some chick named Christina Anstead, who was previously known as Christina El Moussa, who did the Flippity Floppity show with Tarek El Moussa, who was previously known as her husband but then they got divorced and she married a guy named "Ant" and this is her new show and the promos are obnoxious.

9:30 PM: "Unspouse My House." On second thought, DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW. The host, Orlando Soria, is the most flaming gay ever on television in the history of broadcasting, which seemed appropriate to somebody at the network for a show that helps people move on from divorces and break-ups. (Yeah, that's what I was thinkin')

It is especially funny though when he is redoing a house for some black 300 pound former NFL football player or an MMA fighter dude. But I repeat: Guys, DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW!! After 30 minutes of this guy swishing around and picking out fabulous drapes, you may well find yourself prancing all around the house in your wife's sunflower flip-fops, coloring your hair pastel green, and singing show tunes like Bette Midler into your hairbrush in front of the dresser mirror. You Have Been warned! 

As for me, I'll tune in once and awhile for y'all,  to see if Joe and Bernie are on the floor wrestling, and to find out what new shit we are all gonna get free. Me, I'm hopen' for free Ice Cream & Lawn Maintenance myself.......

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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Racial-Arsonist & Tax Cheats Anchor Network's Democrat State Convention Coverage. Embargo Rest Of Media


MSNBC, the ugly step-sister of the once respected NBC News, somehow landed exclusive broadcast rights to the South Carolina Democratic Party (SCDP) convention this past weekend. It was unprecedented in it has opened the door to future scenarios of a single voice that similarly undercut the trust in both media and politics, if that's somehow possible. And you'd think they'd check the boxes of anchors that didn't negatively reflect how half a nation sees the Democrat party today? Well, they didn't! They obviously don't read DMF!

Joy Reid, tax cheat, bigot and so-called reformed author of notorious homophobic rants, and the tax cheat, semi-lucid Master of Rhetoric & Grand Poobah of American Race Baiting, Right Reverend Al Sharpton, were chosen to broadcast from the largest gathering of those screeching for the 2020 democrat nomination, considered a big-time newsworthy event and valuable face-time for celebrity reporters. But the news media and the media watchers of the media have their panties in wad because the exclusive broadcast rights included an "unprecedented three-hour embargo on footage" that reporters from other news organizations and publications could use. (presumably for edit time because of Joy & Al's combined known stupidity).

Fox, ABC, CBS, CNN (insert laugh track here) and C-SPAN sent a joint letter to the chairman of the South Carolina Democratic Party to protest the decision to provide MSNBC with all exclusive rights. The usually reserved and unopinionated C-SPAN was the most vocal, with political editor and host Steve Scully chief criticizer. Imagine that: C-SPAN of all people having to call out a political party to ensure it won't be locked out of other party events. The slope has officially become slippery. A big show it was. For one audience, one biased network. Had Fox News been granted exclusive rights to a Republican convention with 24 candidates running, the protest store would run out of pitchforks and torches. Cries of "State-run Media!" would reverberate from the usual suspects, marinated in references to threats to a free, fair press. I'm sure somehow DJT would be blamed for creating a toxic atmosphere for our exalted Fourth Estate.

As for Reid and Sharpton, they did co-host a little watched MSNBC town hall bitch session together on why were are all a bunch of racist recently. How utterly ironic it is for these two lecturing anyone about racism, and presumably homophobia as well. Let that sink in for a moment. And considering Sharpton was the man in charge of racial issues for Barky Obama, it’s makes you cringe to think back to those eight years with a president willing to take race relations back 50 years by having someone like Sharpton on call to organize and recruit the professional protest mobs.  Reid who has reluctantly "half-admitted" to homophobic rants in blog posts, has yet to pay off her still open $5,000 NY state tax warrant that attracted a good bit of attention last year. The good Rev. whose state and federal tax delinquencies are the stuff of legend, has according to records two open New York tax warrants for nearly $600,000. One judgment, dated May 2009 for $103,156.06. The other, from December 2008 for $492,612.41. Nothing else has to be said that hasn't already been said about him. His reputation proceeds him.

But They Be Representin'!!! One wonders what is going through the skulls of the heads of MSNBC these days.

(The Hill)
(Washington Gadfly)
(David J. Harris)

Well Well, What Do We Have Here??

DJT's latest accuser, E. Jean Carroll(L) with Lisa Bloom(R), who was exposed trying to pay women to come forward and accuse Trump of rape and/or sexual harassment in 2016. 

NEW YORK CITY, NY - FEBRUARY 15: (L-R) E. Jean Carroll, Henry Schleiff and Lisa Bloom attend  Edward Hayes Book Party at McManus Midtown Democratic Association on February 15, 2006 in New York City. (Photo by Scott Rudd/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

This Is One Creepy Woman Who I think Has Outrun Her Medication!

Monday, June 24, 2019

Out-Crazying The Crazy is the Soup of the Day


On the eve of the democrat debates, the Circus Train is approaching maximum velocity, and the Democrats’race to crazy is far from over. The 20+ candidate competition (I've loss count) is now little more than a round-robin to see who can propose the most insane idea, then use that position to accuse the rest of the field of not being a true progressives. Want restriction on abortion, anything at all, well you’re not a "true progressive." Reluctant to support firearm confiscation, same thing. Voice any support for the continued existence of the insurance industry, and you lose, you're no true believer.

Now, if you expect people to pay back student loan contracts they willingly entered into, you’re "on the wrong side of history."

Bernie Sanders “revolutionary proposal” is to punish Wall Street with a crushing $2.0 trillion in new taxes. He intends to use that revenue to forgive every student loan in the country, including all private and graduate school debt, and make all public universities tuition-free.  The problems with this doesn't take an economist to see.

The transaction taxes Bernie supports won’t generate enough to cover expenses. There are already think tanks setting the actual cost of Bernie’s college gambit at well over $3 trillion, and that’s on top of all the other “free shit” he’s promised. Then, there’s the fact that Wall Street will just pass the tax burden on to the consumer. Buying and selling will be more expensive, prices will go up, speculation will go down, and the overall market will be less robust. Wherever it lands in the economic chain, taxation always rests on the back of the end-user. Individuals will bear the burden, not some nameless, faceless, “Wall Street” exec.

And what about all the people who went to college, took out loans, and then worked hard to pay them off. If you did it the way you’re supposed to, Bernie’s plan is the biggest middle finger he could offer.

Like anything that’s given away for “free,” the value of having a college education will decline, and you’ll be the sucker who actually paid for the diploma that everyone else views as a handout. Maybe those of us who put blood, sweat, and tears into repaying student debt, only to see that work considered worthless by Bernie’s ‘revolution’,  should be offered reparations.

(WAPO)          
(Best Of Cain)

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A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, June 23, 2019

The Hollywood Gay Community Isn't Buttigiegin' Mayor Pete as Well as Expected

Mayor Pete's star is shining bright and causing a great bit of excitement with the Tinseltown crowd these days. But it seems Hollywood’s top heavy, fabulously dough loaded gay community isn't ready just yet to come forth and drench Mayor Pete with their big donations. Mayor Pete is facing a load of skepticism. And while Hollywood has helped seed the early stages of Buttigieg’s campaign, the biggest donors are skeptical of larger insertions because of Pete's lack of experience and a perceived inability to win in 2020. And many of Hollywood's gays are spreading their money around, contributing to so-called 'gay friendly' politicians who will say anything to get their money with whom they have longtime relationships.

Lesbians and Hollywood's notorious fag hag actresses who were all in politically for 2016 by backing the shrill, booze infused lying head of a crime syndicate, would like to see another women nominated, superseding the opportunity to elect a gay man, preferably someone with PC acceptable amounts of melanin like Kamala what's her name, to take down the dictator Trump. But the first Democrat Debates are on the horizon, and it's a chance for Mayor Pete to take a bow and open up to the skeptics. 


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In a totally unrelated and unnecessary news story, the bloated carcass of a dead whale was reported to have washed up on the private beachfront of the Malibu estate of singer Barbara Streisand. Babs herself reported the whale to Malibu's fabulous PD. After further investigation, it was found the whale to just be a delirious, nude sunbathing Michael Moore. Ms. Streisand ordered Moore, as well as the sand around him, forcefully removed from her beach, but declined to press charges.


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Saturday, June 22, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Friday, June 21, 2019

Trump Pulls Out. Media Left Unsatisifed.

They were all primed, the blood rushing to their tiny bits. They had their experts(?) lined up, their fire-breathing democrat favorites all ready to go, the scripts written with the "Trump Is A Warmonger" and a "Racist for Attacking Iran"...etc etc (I'm sure Don Lemon wasted some valued cuddle time with his boyfriend to write a nasty little script for tonight's CNN). All of DC was waiting for an imminent strike on Iran after the FAA closed Iranian airspace over the Gulf of Oman to US flights.

But then, the New York Times reported that DJT had changed his mind, ordering planes already in the air(?) headed to take out Iranian missile and radar targets to stand down. Trump was concerned about a "disproportionate" response. Some media sycophants were beside themselves. He didn't realize before that someone might get all died or hurt they said???

One analyst just couldn't believe Trump "would be concerned about the fate of a bunch innocent Muslims", and "we're still waiting on that scientific, NOT WORD documentation of the shoot down." But the Washington Post was willing to take the word of  commander of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard's aerospace division, who says that the US drone was accompanied by a manned surveillance plane, which the Iranians compassionately decided not to shoot down.

The media is NOT HAPPY that they've been in a circle jerk, flogging this splendid little war all week, and a chance to yell 'Warmonger', only to have the rug pulled out from under them. The least he could have done was tell them that the new script calls for "proportionate response," or whatever in their infinite wisdom they chose to call it. Guess this calls for more time on the couch and another Therapy Session for many in the media already on the edge. It makes me wonder what they would have said about Barack Obama's false machismo and the psychology of his indecisiveness had he waffled on an attack and pulled back before the shooting started because he found the response unacceptable in that it might kill civilians.

OH Wait, He Did.  


 [NYT]
[WAPO]

Thursday, June 20, 2019

Headline of the Day: Shark Bites Personal Injury Lawyer


A Georgia 'Slip & Fall" Personal Injury Lawyer, Gene Brooks, is hearing lawyer shark jokes from colleagues and friends on social media as he recovers from a shark bite that sent him to the emergency room.  Brooks, of Savannah, says a shark bit him as he was swimming in the Wilmington River on Sunday, reports Savannah Now. He received 23 stitches, 20 of them in his arm and three in his chest. Experts say the likely culprit was a bull shark that can survive in fresh and salt water. The shark may have mistaken Brooks for food because of murky waters caused by heavy rain.

Brooks told the State that the shark likely decided it didn’t want Brooks after discovering he was too bony. “It wasn’t a full bite, but the teeth hit me in the chest and underneath my arm. Brooks, who has practiced law for more than 35 years, insists that the shark is not guilty of a personal attack. He has lived on the water for 28 years and has had no previous problem with sharks.

A picture on social media shows Brooks bandaged up, smiling and holding a Landshark beer provided by a neighbor. With apologies to singer Jimmy Buffet, he saw no fins to the left or fins to the right. He’s taking the lawyer jokes in stride.  

There has been no word as to if the shark died.


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Thinking of Complimenting Chick-Fil-A in Public Again?


Zuckerberg Buys Alcatraz Island to House Violators of New
 Facebook Hate Speech Policy

By Harvey@IMAO
MENLO PARK (AP) – As part of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s plan to have the most aggressive anti-hate speech policy on social media, the billionaire entrepreneur purchased the entire island of Alcatraz, including its prison facilities, with the intention of housing policy violators there. 
Zuckerberg explained his decision to finally put some much needed “teeth” into a policy that is often just words and air on other platforms. “Facebook opposes hate speech,” said Zuckerberg. “Also hate agents, hate statements, hate signals, hate ideologies, hate entities, hate symbols, hate slogans, hate paraphernalia, and neutral statements about the aforementioned hate items. 
However, until now, all we’ve been able to do is deplatform violators. But then they just go to Gab and go right on hate-speeching, because the stupid government won’t let us control everyone’s speech even though it’d be best for everyone.” “Then I thought, well, they sure couldn’t do what they wanted if they were in prison. Epiphany! I’ll just buy a prison and put all the people I don’t like in it.”

NOTE: Harvey seems to be off the air right now - Check this Link later.

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Joe Biden is Really Confusing the Hell Out Of Democrats

Joe Biden - Former VP Code Named -'Silver Plugs'

Who of us really knows what's going on in that vast wilderness of Joe Biden's brain cavity these days? He is embarrassing not just himself but everyone who once loved him as the gaffe prone Court Jester of the Obama Administration. Now that he's in the chase to be HMFIC of the country, he really has the leftists upset and they believe he could danced on tables in nothing but a G-string and retain more of his dignity than schmoozing Wall Street tycoons by saying "what I've found is rich people are just as patriotic as poor people.....'. Biden went on to promise his wealthy overlords that their lifestyles won't change if he's elected president. Nothing at all, in fact, would "fundamentally change." Put that on a bumper sticker. He's gone from riding shotgun on "hope and change" to only offering hope of no change.

Joe confronted the charge that he's too "old-fashioned" for today's Democratic Party by speaking fondly of the good old days when he happily collaborated with DEMOCRAT segregationists. Biden bragged about his relationship with Mississippi Senator, DEMOCRAT James O. Eastland, a leading foe of integration, which he thought would lead to "mongrelization." He described black people as an "inferior race.  So what exactly is he bragging about here?

Spartacus Booker
Biden also boasted about his relationship with Georgia Senator, DEMOCRAT Herman Talmadge. Talmadge was so racist that as governor he ordered schools closed rather than let black people in the "good" ones. Of course we all know who jumped on that. Spartacus Booker. His pants are in one hell of wad right now! Has Joe forgotten that he's running for the Democrat nomination? You're not suppose to talk about that, Joe! It's the party that leads African American black peoples of color around by the nose.  What's next? Scheduled a speech to the National Organization for Women about how well he got along with Bill Cosby and O.J. Simpson despite their differences?

Here's what Mr. Electable accomplished during his trip down segregation lane: He reminded everyone that he's old, which we already knew but we don't need rubbed in our faces. If most of the good friends you talk about are all dead, you're either a middle-aged rock star or an ancient politician. Worse, he reminded voters that straight-up white supremacists was always the hallmark of the Democratic Party.

Democrats criticize Bernie Sanders for his membership in their party. They point out that Elizabeth Warren only became a Democrat when she was in her late 40s. But if a lifelong Democrat like Biden is going to praise the racist legacy of his party,  then "Democrat" is just a label. I think Joe will eventually lose support and fold like a cheap lawn chair. His life long rambling inanities and Foot-in-Mouth disease is not a selling point. If he doesn't.....it could very well be a TRUMP LANDSLIDE. 

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

As California Goes.... So Goes The Nation. Or So They say....

EARL DONE THIS

The illustrious Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, Monday took an opportunity to try and out-stupid his fellow leftist by proclaiming "Republicans Will Go Into The Waste Bin Of Society". And just so happens as Newsom bangs his shoe about the America we all know also going under to their ideal America,  his state's pension fund is circling the bowl because they rejected tobacco and guns, and the doubling of that state's budget in just eight short years. The Governor compared the current political situation in the United States to that of California in the 90s, then predicted the eventual demise of the national Republican Party.
During a wide-ranging interview with Politico published Monday, the former San Francisco mayor took some time to break from state politics to weigh in on what he considers a bright future for Democrats at the national level similar to what they’ve experienced of late in his state. “America in 2019 is California in the 1990s,” said Newsom. 
“The xenophobia, the nativism, the fear of ‘the other.’ Scapegoating. Talking down or past people. The hysteria. And so, we’re not going to put up with that. We are going to push back.” Likely referring at least in part to Proposition 187, which was divisive then but still passed by 59 percent of voters, Newsom told Politico that Republicans at the national level “are into the politics of what California was into in the 1990s … and they’ll go the same direction — into the waste bin of history, the way Republicans of the ’90s have gone. That’s exactly what will happen to this crop of national Republicans.”
Surely the Governor wasn't suggesting America become California of 2019, that of used needle and feces strewn streets of his former power base of San Fran, or the city of Lost Angles, cause I'm pretty sure middle America is not for being turned into a garbage dump, or public restrooms for the homeless, drag queen story hours and illegal immigrants he so desires we except. No, Mr. Newsom, it's politicians like you who endanger America, and at the same time create more Republicans in doing so....

........you and the horse you rode in on!

(DC)
(Politico)

Monday, June 17, 2019

Democratic Socialism - Communism for Slow Learners

Denver City Council Member Candi CdeBaca 

When Barky Obama proclaimed a "Fundamental Transformation of America" most took it as a cultural reference. They were correct. Just look at the fabric of America 10 year past. We are now bombarded with the homosexual lifestyle and interracial couples on television, and all out war on white males in advertising and media. But some took his statement differently.

The college educated of the Obama years were spoon fed the downside of capitalism. Sighting as the ideal alternative, European Democratic Socialism. Of course, the downside of this system was passed over. Sure, in the northern counties, European healthcare is quite good, as opposed to the British disaster of National Health Care we hear so much about.

Having grown up in a northern European country, I can assure you it is sufficient for it's people. What is glossed over is a system where the average citizen does not own their own home, few own cars unless for business, and have little say so where their children attend school. Outside of the well-off, the government is the landlord. Public transportation and education, primary and Higher Ed. are free. The average European lives quite well, with much more leisure time than we here in America. It has also created a culture easily controlled, through TAXES.

The economic landscape in America as seen by the left is horrifying to them. They control almost every aspect of our culture, but not our economic philosophy and practice. We are now endanger of that. With the rise of Bernie sanders as a legit presidential candidate in 2016, media promotion of AOC and her Black and Hispanic gal pals, the most recent, Candi CdeBac. Voters had better start listening closely at what these people are advocating.  

CdeBaca, who is an avowed member of the Democratic Socialists Of America (the same communist organization that has blessed America with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) scored an upset in a runoff election after her appeal to the lowlifes, chiselers, and stoners who are drawn to promises of free stuff and state punishment of their oppressors. Her upset victory marks the most significant shift in Denver leadership in over 30 years.
“I don’t believe our current economic system actually works. Um, capitalism by design is extractive and in order to generate profit in a capitalist system, and I think that we’re in late phase capitalism and we know it doesn’t work and we have to move into something new. 
I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources and distribution of those resources , and whatever that morphs into is I think what will serve community the best and I’m excited to usher it in by any means necessary.”
While the media largely glosses over these fanatical statements, if not outright glorifying them as in the case of AOC and voters remain tuned out, America is only a few elections away from sliding down the slope into a totalitarian style socialism. They are not advocating a European style democracy.  And as no less an expert than Vlad Lenin once famously remarked, the goal of socialism is communism.

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, June 16, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater Sunday Matinee

The Late Great Gary Moore

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Saturday, June 15, 2019

A New Form Of Pond Scum Rises on The Tweeter

“Hey Twitter world, this is yours truly and I’m coming soon to Twitter. You get to read all my thoughts and opinions on just about everything.”

Taking a break from the unceasing search for his wife's killer with the username @TheRealOJ32, the former NFL star, Orenthal James Simpson, created his account Friday with a location listed as Las Vegas, Nevada and a video in which he declared he’s “got a little getting even to do.” And while the video has garnered nearly four million views since it was posted Friday morning, the timing of Simpson’s social media debut rubbed many the wrong way, coming hours after the 25th anniversary of his ex-wife’s murder.

Simpson’s attorney, Malcolm LaVergne, confirmed to CNN that the account belonged the Simpson. Simpson beat the rap for the murders, thanks to in part to his personal attorney, Kim Kardashian's lawyer daddy (and in-turn started a family tradition of getting off black guys) but was sentenced to 33 years in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping in 2007, and released after nearly a decade in prison in October 2017. 

And the Tweeter Responded in expected fashion:
"This account’s gonna be killer."— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) 
"Nice to see you taking a stab at this Twitter thing instead of your wife for once."— Dodge Ram Owner (@RamLover69) 
"This year is getting worse and worse" — haunted dog (@zandywithaz) 
"Got a lil getting even to do" pic.twitter.com/09sJKcuGwf — Diane Paola (@diane_love24) 
"I wonder if Twitter will put him in Twitter jail?" — πŸƒπŸ»‍♀️πŸƒ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@arizonarunner)
(BizPac)
H/T Konan The Bar Barron

Thursday, June 13, 2019

So, the White House is in Need of a New Press Secretary. If I May Be So Bold As To Make a Suggestion.........

From The Great Moments in History Archives



~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

About That Cow the Media is Having.....


Much is being said about the comment the president made about the use of 'Opposition Research'. Does anyone really think, in the history of American elections, there was ever been a candidate for president who was willing to listen when someone from another country offered dirt on an opponent? Maybe the better question is: Do you think there’s ever been one who didn’t? Or at least who wasn’t open to hearing it?

Before 2016, if any candidate had dished dirt on an opponent and the dirt turned out to be legitimate, do you seriously think it would have been treated as a scandal that the dirt came from overseas?  At what point was it established that taking dirt from a foreign source was a no-no? Obviously some time after the Clinton campaign paid Fusion GPS to pay Christopher Steele to compile his dossier with help from friendly Russian sources. That’s because no one ever treated the idea like it was inherently wrong until it was thought that DJT did it. Funny how that works, Huh?

And when did the bogeyman of “interference in our elections” come into existence? Did you ever hear anyone talk about this, or identify it as any sort of concern whatsoever, prior to 2016?  No, you didn’t. Because it was a ridiculous notion then and it still is.

Countries try to influence the outcome of other countries’ elections all the time. The Obama Administration practically acted as a campaign office for Israel’s Labor Party in its efforts to oust Benjamin Netanyahu. The idea that “foreign interference in elections” is some sort of end-of-world catastrophe was invented very recently, and our oh-so-dutiful media have taken up the cause without the slightest shame or embarrassment.


Wednesday, June 12, 2019

I Think We Might Be Building a Wall in the Wrong Place

I never went to summer camp. I grew up in the Old World, surrounded by the wonders of the past at hand to explore during summers. But I'm familiar with the concept. That's what threw me when I saw the article by Jeff Reynolds at PJMedia, "Summer Camp to Train Grade School Kids to Be Antifa Activists". In his words "There's so much wrong here it's hard to know where to start."

"I'm so old I can remember when disseminating communist propaganda in public schools was frowned upon. The first thing that struck me, before anything else, was the mask-clad, fist-raising elementary school kids in the illustration. 
Teaching incoming 4th-8th-graders how to riot, become members of antifa, and join a communist revolution seems a bit much—even for Portland, Oregon. 
Notice the star on the mask and the raised fist. Classic imagery from the USSR, China, and other violent Marxist revolutions in the 20th century. One might immediately think of the Brown Shirts, except that Nazis and antifa hate each other. Antifa formed in the 1930s to oppose the rise of the Nazi party and to try to bring a Marxist revolution to Germany. Rather, the imagery is eerily reminiscent of the Vladimir Lenin All-Union Pioneer Organization, or Pioneer Youth. Lenin established this organization to replace the Boy Scouts, which he outlawed after the Bolshevik revolution....."
But According to the Budding Rose website:
Budding Roses is a volunteer-run collective of educators, students, and activists who provide free social justice summer camps and year-round workshops for Portland-area youth in 4th-8th grade.
So, what's wrong with fighting for social justice, you say?
"Budding Roses received funding from the 'Black Rose Anarchist Federation'. Notice that they use the same graphic as the summer camp"

"In any event, you can't tell me that we're not in a war for the soul of our culture. The Marxist revolutionaries are now reaching into our elementary schools to recruit ever younger comrades for the front lines. 
On a side note, the DSA in Portland has announced that they will challenge Democrat legislators in next year's primary over an unwillingness to go far enough left for their tastes. Mind you, Portland Democrats tilt to the left of Trotsky, so this will shape up as a battle royale to rival the craziest stuff advocated by AOC and others." - READ MORE
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Tuesday, June 11, 2019

The Continuing Adventures of Mr. Wolff: Skullduggery Crew Guts the Pinhead Author of New Anti-Trump Book

While portraying himself as a reliable chronicler of DJT’s White House in a previous bestselling, but widely panned book, author Michael Wolff made the mistake of going on ABC's "The View" where Boobs McCain went banshee and ripped him up like a bad loan application. He then got ceremoniously kicked off MSNBC's Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning for sticking to his guns over an unproven allegation. As we wrote earlier about his newest book, his calmed he's “barely a journalist” and has made that quite evident by parroting celebrity media reporters who often hallucinate their own truths. Yo Michael. We can't all be Jim Acosta ya know!

The guy you might expect to see exiting a back-alley Dominatrix Dungeon late at night, recently accepted an invitation to what he thought was a friendly, liberal leaning Yahoo Skullduggery podcast interview. He wound up being gutted and field dressed by the host.

Oh Michael. You've already proven to us you're a phony opportunist. Perhaps you should write a novel, one about a creepy little weasel who dreams people tells him things that never happened. You don't have to call it an autobiography.

You can skip the introduction and small talk, and jump straight to 25:00 in the video and watch the crew take him to task for his "facts."



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And Now For Something Entirely Different.....


Let's put aside the politics and cultural nonsense of the day for a bit. Whats you say?  Thanks to the 'Friends Of DMF', with so many new readers that have come aboard and for one reason or another have never expressed their opinion in the comments, I'd like to give them, along with regular DMFers, an opportunity to join in and break the ice.  So here goes.

About once a month, I and a group of Tiger Alumni and other good friends less fortunate, try to get together and have a nice dinner out.  Afterwards, it's drinks and good conversation.  It's become a ritual over time for us that sometime during the later part of the evening, someone is chosen (usually spin the bottle) to come up with a thought provoking question (anything goes) to pose to the group.  Answers are not blurted out that night, but to be given serious thought. Sometime within the next day or so, the questioner sends out their thoughts on the answer first, then receives by reply email the individual answers and forwards to all the group.  It makes for interesting dinner conversation at next get together. And the answers are at times quite uniquely fascinating, knowing all these people so well.

This time, in punishment my honor (since I missed the last 2 dinners) I was granted Inquisitor.  My question was out of left field (seeing it's not a major interest of mine) but welcomed by all in attendance.  Your illustrious Blog Mistress now poses the same concept and question to the DMF readers for your consideration, and mandatory participation:

Question: What individual movie film scene you saw at the theater, anytime in your life, gave you a fright, a thrill or laugh out loud or gave you chill bumps as you watched it?

I had two scenes in mind, but my choice was clear; a majestic Hollywood big budget recreation of an actual historical event. When viewed on a theater big screen for the first time, the majesty of the old Hollywood film making long gone today was on full display.  Not until about 40 sec or so into this scene clip do you realize what you are seeing. I remember vividly to this day how it gave me Chill Bumps.

Short on dialogue. No CGI. No Stunt people. I think it's one of the great movie scenes ever filmed. 

View in full screen if possible. Copy & Paste the URL below if necessary.

 https://youtu.be/vB5Wv8IHVf0

Now, it's your turn. If you can find the scene, post the You Tube URL to the scene with a short description or comment before the link, Please.  

I'm interested to see what your choices are and any comments you have on others. 

Monday, June 10, 2019

Watergate Dinosaur & CNN/MSNBC Contributor Testifies Before Nadler's Clown Posse??

The democrat Kabuki Theater (aka J. Fatman Nadler's Mueller report investigation) reached ludicrous new heights with the House Judiciary Committee kicking off a series of testimonies with none other than John Dean, convicted felon, best known for his role in the Watergate scandal, who valiantly threw various people under the bus to save his own sorry as from a long jail stretch. The purpose of his testimony was clearly a stunt engineered by democrats to compare the Mueller report to Watergate, though that comparison is shaky in reality at best.  

Like senile Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein,  Dean once again gets to bask in the bright lights of his own perceived relevance only because of constant appearances as a commentor on cable news Trump hate-feast masquerading as news helped make him a natural from the dems to exploit and bolster their desperation. For two long years all the democrats talked about was the Mueller Report, because they knew that it was loaded with 13 Angry democrat Trump Haters. In the end, Dems were devastated.

In his opening remarks, J.Fatman Nadler did his usual song and dance about the Mueller report being far more damaging to Trump than it is. Dean’s testimony concluded in pretty much the same way the Mueller investigation did, by offering the American people a big nothing burger to munch on. The best Dean could come up with when accusing the president of obstruction of justice is several times he may or may not have tried to obstruct an investigation. Yeah, and I may or may not have spun gold from straw this morning.

Rep. Jim Jordan Takes him to task: