Friday, December 14, 2018

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Unbeknownst to him, BLUESJUNKY has chosen a tune from one of my five All-time Favorite Albums.  I know it's a bit of a daunting task if  you've never given it much thought, but I would truly be interested in hearing what the MFST audiences own five all-time favs are. (and a couple of Honorable Mentions maybe) Think about it a while and tell us in comments. 

                                     ~Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage!~ 

Thursday, December 13, 2018

New York AG-elect Gives New Meaning to the Word Thug

Previous New York Attorney Generals have worked to weaponize the office for the purpose of investigating any possible illegal activities concerning anything Trump. But the new AG-elect, Letitia James, vows to go one step further than her predecessors, going full on thug and threatening to get him any way she can, even to go as far as attempting to change NY laws to do so.

Once the toast of NY, awarded for his civic activities, support of civil rights, and charity to the people of NYC, there should be no doubt left in anyone's mind that now DJT is marked for an open and public take down, any way possible, his family name smeared and anyone associated with him suspect.

A perfect tool, James, being black is untouchable by criticism is signaling the possible use of tactics not even used against mobsters and Organized Crime.
NBC - New York Attorney Gen.-elect Letitia James says she plans to launch sweeping investigations into President Donald Trump, his family and "anyone" in his circle who may have violated the law. 
James campaigned on passing a bill to change New York's double jeopardy laws. James told NBC News she wants to be able to pursue state charges against anyone the president were to pardon over federal charges or convictions and whose alleged crimes took place in the state. Under current New York law, she might not be able to do that. 
"We will use every area of the law to investigate President Trump and his business transactions and that of his family as well," James, a Democrat, told NBC News in her first extensive interview since she was elected last month. She's also enlisting help from some prosecutorial heavy hitters, like former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch, as a part of her transition to help her identify important hires for her office with an eye on bringing in experts for its Trump-related investigations. 
Some of the probes she intends to pursue with regard to the president, his businesses and his family members include:
  • Any potential illegalities involving Trump's real estate holdings in New York.
  • The June 2016 Trump Tower meeting with a Russian official.
  • Examine government subsidies Trump received
  • Whether he is in violation of the emoluments clause in the U.S. Constitution through his New York businesses.
  • Continue to probe the Trump Foundation.
Harvard Law professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz told NBC News that the president has "considerably more vulnerability" when faced with New York state investigations because he can't hold out the offer of pardons or fire investigators, though he said James' scope would be limited to matters occurring before Trump became president. - MORE

Regardless what happens in the future as far as DJT's presidency, good or bad, this man, his family and people within sphere of influence will be smeared and harassed for the rest of their lives if the left and their fellow travelers in the media are allowed to continue to run amok in America.

~Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage!~ 

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

The New Punks. Chuck & Nancy

If you watched the footage from the meeting with DJT, their body language speaks volumes. No amount of blathering from either of them could disguise the fact that they were both rhetorically pantsed by the president on national television. And the cherry on top was Pelosi spewing loudly about how she and the Democrat House are going to be totally transparent, unlike the Republicans, and then within a nano-second she insisted that the TV cameras be turned off and removed from the room. Brilliant. - J.J.Sefton

Look Chuck. Look!

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

I've Got Your Sanctimonious Oscar Ceremonies Host Right Here

They'd Be Far Better Than Anything The Academy
 has Come Up With For A Long Time

The Oscars Academy Is considering going forward with No Host at All. That's probably because of the #WokeStasi political purges, and no one in their right mind would put himself through the Struggle Session Gauntlet of going on TV and and pretending to enjoy themselves, telling terrible jokes and knowing there's someone just waiting to pounce on a wrong word.

This will be a spectacular televised demonstration of The Great Disappearing, because they #Purged the last one and no further volunteers for the bloody altar of Political Correctness are volunteering.

And we'd have an Oscars with no audience and no host
Kevin Hart's abrupt departure as Oscars host has left the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences scrambling to find someone to take the gig. As of now, the situation remains fluid as the group's leadership explores options, including going host-less. 
The Academy is now said to be gun shy about going with someone anyone who might be too edgy..." 
Another option being tossed around is not having any host at all, but rather "a bunch of huge celebs, something 'SNL' style, and buzzy people" to keep the show moving..."
Yes, let's see a group of people we can hang from the fucking lampposts for our Ritual Mortification Amusement.
And I saw a strong Tweeter proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the envelope, and to loose the seals thereof?
And no man in hollywood, nor in the comedy circuit, was able to open the envelope, neither to look thereon.
And I wept much, because no man was found worthy to open and to read the envelope, neither to look thereon.
    ~Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Most Democrats Wait Until They've Been Sworn In Before Acting A Fool. But Not Her!

And here we thought nobody could be as entertaining as Joe Biden. Little did we know..... After being mocked merciless over the weekend for saying the age requirement on running for president only applies to men, and then telling Hanukkah celebrants at a synagogue that she was Jewish, Alexandra Ocashew Cortex, in a response to a tweet bashing outgoing Speaker Paul Ryan, compares herself to Paul Ryan and claims to be being treated unfairly because of a double standard.
What I think Ocasio is really trying to say in her tweet is that she’s being mistreated because....she’s a woman. Yeah, that’s not it at all. The 28-year-old Paul Ryan wasn’t espousing ridiculous socialist nonsense when he came on the scene. And he didn’t sound like an airhead either.

Ryan was experience as a congressional legislative aide and foreign affairs adviser to a US Senator before seeking office. Paul Ryan never promised medicare-for-all but couldn’t explain how to pay for it. Paul Ryan never wanted to get rid of the electoral system…because slavery! Paul Ryan never wanted to take back all three CHAMBERS of government…  Paul Ryan never compared Jews fleeing Nazi death camps to immigrants trying to break into our country.

Better thicken your skin there girly. I wonder if you realize there is a universe of difference between campaigning for an office and appearances on talk shows as the darling of the media as apposed to  actually having to deal with embedded DC politicians who don't take kindly to idealist newbies who throw bread at the table......Maybe talking less would help you look smarter. That was Mark Twain’s advice, anyway. In your case it might be to late to convince anyone now.

~Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage!~

Monday, December 10, 2018

Monday Linky Randomness

Central Committee of Linky Randomness

Get Your Notorious RBG Bra Right Here!- Harper Wilde to show their support for the women who will serve in Congress.

Daughter Makes Her ‘Shakedown’ Daddy Proud: She’s her father’s daughter, alright.

"I'm scared by him. I can’t imagine what his 3 a.m. is like."- What starlet was in danger from Harvey Weinstein, when Streep knew about him, and kept his secret? What about her 3 a.m.?" 

She Produces More Whoppers than Burger King.- Alexandra Ocashew Cortex Now Claims She's Jewish. - Calls Gen. John Kelly a Coward.

Some people clean your windshield for money while you wait at a traffic light, some people hold cardboard signs. Then there's this acrobatic trio

Media Platform Commits SuicideTumblr's announcement that the blogging network will no longer permit pornographic content on its platform has been met with much weeping and gnashing of teeth. Seen by most non-users as a haven of pornographers and communist 14-year-olds who believe they're actually elves or wolves or dragons or some such nonsense. Not many F**ks given. 

And In the Spirit of the Season, a Holiday Bonus:

~Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage!~

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, December 7, 2018

Not Sure There's Much of a Doubt About It.....

Given her apparently complete lack of knowledge regarding American history, the Constitution, and civics, she will undoubtedly do something so stupid that the MSM will regret having manufactured her appeal. They won't admit it, of course, but they will regret it.

~Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage!~

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Most Influential in News Media 2018....According to Some.

While doing my once-a-week recon of lefty websites to get a measure of the current level of insanity, as well as other sites off my regular path, I came across a list of the 'Most Influential of 2018' at the media watcher site, MEDIAITE.  I was pleasantly surprised to see a couple of DMF's favorite kickballs were honored as top 10. It has affirmed our feelings we were indeed over the correct targets. Here are just a few of our kickballs so honored. 

Coming in at #6 was one of our all-time favorites - MSNBC's Squinty and Meat Puppet

No one gets the morning #Resistance jump started like the dynamic duo of Joe and Mika and their regular nest of rabid Trump Hating Liberal Misfits. We're not sure but last time I watched, Mika kinda acted like she had the beginning signs of peroxide or mascara poisoning or something. But now that the duo have tied the knot, she has Joe's jewels firmly in her purse.

Their frequent attempts at humor are tortuously painful as seen on the faces of anyone who is actually on set and has to laugh. But we're waiting patently for the day she rolls her eyes so far back in her head at Joe verbal doo doo that they stick. Now that will be worth get up early for.  

At #5 CNN's Fredo Cuomo

Cuomo the Younger was given the task of squaring off against the titans of cable news, Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow. Fredo is known as a pugilistic interrogator, and his interviews often produced fireworks and recently became honored as the highest rated show on CNN. 

But because his network has no shows in the ratings top 20, it is beaten daily by a network of guys fixing water heaters and gals painting closet doors, as well as a network who's biggest star is a  sponge that wears square pants. Sorry Fredo, but being the highest rated show on CNN is like being the tallest midget in the room. But hang in there. As long as the stupidest man on cable news, Don Lemon, follows you, you will always look the smart one.

NOTE: It is worth noting that Fredo's boss, Jeff Zucker, CNN’s CEO and omnipresent leader came in at #2 on the list, and we bring this up only to point and laugh....

At #3 - Matt Drudge - I don't travel to Drudgeworld very often anymore. Lack of updates made it a deal breaker over time. My GO TO sites for info and links are still my old favorite and the new kid on the block, the nice people at WHATFINGER NEWS. If you don't already, check them both out forthwith. Your Blog Mistress Commands. 

And Mediaite's Numero Uno? The Extremely Irritating Sean Hannity.

I apologize to any of my reader who are Hannity fans. I know he is the king of cable. But this man is also annoying as hell and can even at times make all the voices in my head start yelling 'Make It Stop!' It seems his growing annoyance is directly in relation to the part in his hair slowly creeping towards the middle of his head.

When I hear that same friggin country music intro to his radio show it makes me do crazy things like aim for that squirrel crossing the road in front of me or change the station to a sports talk show! In addition, he has the same half dozen or so guest on TV every night speculating the same thing...every night. While Hannity does bring importance to the table, this girl has to take him in doses. Very small doses.....

~Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage!~

What's a Seven Letter Word for 'Fat and Bitter Old Lady'

And speaking of bitter, shambling, drunken, low-class, delusional embarrassments, Hillary Clinton displayed the world famous grace and charm that she is known for by making a puerile, childish scene at the funeral of President George H.W. Bush by a half-hearted greeting to the current First Lady, and refusal to even acknowledge the presence of the President of the United States. The contrast between Melania and that barely bipedal turd-in-a-girdle by every metric of character, charm and of course beauty could not be more stark. Melania dodged a bullet; I wouldn't shake hands with Hillary. Not where that hand has been.

It's also easy to see from this image who has the balls in the Obama Family by the way they both sit.....but she can at least fake grace and respect when need be. 

(Washington Post)

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Famous Garage Band Leader's View of 2020 Presidential Field

Bruce Springsteen, know affectionately outside his northeastern fan base by those who wonder how he ever got famous as the World's Most Famous Mediocre Garage Band Leader, was asked by a member of the foreign press to pontificate on high American political affairs of which he is kinda-sorta an expert because he plays a guitar.  

He told the UK's Sunday Times Magazine he predicted that Donald Trump will likely be reelected for a second term because there isn’t a strong-enough Democratic challenger on the horizon at this point. Springsteen credited, or blamed, the rise in popularity of populist Trump that resulted in his becoming president on the loss of jobs, technical innovations and a rapid pace of change in the country that’s been unaddressed in the last decade. Of course he didn't mention the utter failures of the eight years his boy Barack Obama in all this though, because that wouldn't be cool.
"You can find yourself in a country that you may not feel part of, or you feel that your concerns are being dismissed. I basically think that the problem is the incredibly rapid pace of change that’s occurred in the United States that’s gone unaddressed."
"I don’t see anyone out there at the moment, man or woman who can beat Trump. You need someone who can speak some of the same language  and the Democrats don’t have an obvious, effective presidential candidate. I don’t know if I see a unifying figure on the horizon. That worries me. Because the partisanship and the country being split down the middle is something that’s gravely dangerous."
Despite the constant harangue of the media and press who have contributed mightily to the division of American politics, DJT has a proved a flair for winning over working-class voters that the Democrats can’t rival, the singer admits. In short, Trump was born to run, and from looking at the democrats clown car of hopefuls so far from Springsteen's position front mic center, he may be unstoppable.

Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage!

Monday, December 3, 2018

Monday Linky Randomness

A Breeding Ground for Thoughtlessness and Contempt. Twitter is poison to American political discourse. In fact, if you set out to design a platform that would poison America’s discourse and its politics, you’d be hard pressed to come up with something more destructive than Twitter. Twitter has the flaws of the old Usenet newsgroups, but on a much bigger scale.

Worse yet, the heaviest users of Twitter are journalists and political operatives. They tend to have lots of short episodes of downtime and fill them with Twitter. There’s a big psychic reward to issuing a bon mot — usually a put-down — and being cheered for it by your friends and political allies. But the end result is a lot of off-the-cuff meanness. Few tweeters even follow the links they retweet to read beyond the headline. And spending hours a day in this environment can’t help but affect their other work.

Some say the sharp partisanship we see on Twitter from allegedly objective journalists is a useful revelation: Finally, we’re seeing their true selves. There’s much truth to that.

Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage!

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Al Sharpton Sells Rights to His Life Story. No,Really.

NYP - The Rev. Al Sharpton has found an eager buyer for the rights to his life story — his own charity.

The National Action Network agreed to pay the activist preacher $531,000 according to the non-profit’s latest tax filing, which was obtained by The Post. NAN can apparently turn around and sell those rights to Hollywood or other takers at a big profit, but neither the reverend nor the charity would identify what producers are waiting for such Sharpton content.

The document does not indicate when Sharpton, who is president of NAN, gets the cash, which is above and beyond the $244,661 he already pulled down in compensation from the group in 2017. Sharpton also wouldn’t say when the cash would come in.

Sharpton said he had contracts for two movies, with a third contract in the works. One of these movies is already in production, he claimed. He would not provide details of any of the projects. He said a play was being shopped around and there were other assets that would generate revenue for NAN, including a recording where James Brown is singing and he’s talking, and video footage of him with Michael Jackson.

Buy 2 CD's for $20 & Get a 3rd for Only $10
Exclusively at the NAN Store
Nonprofit experts said the transaction could be troubling because NAN — whose mission includes criminal justice reform and police accountability — was doing business with its president. If NAN paid too much it could run afoul of IRS rules regarding excess benefits given to a nonprofit’s key officials, which might put its tax-exempt status in jeopardy, Marcus Owens, a former IRS official and a partner with the Loeb & Loeb law firm in Washington, DC.

Daniel Borochoff, the head of Charity Watch, said the transaction would have been “a lot cleaner” if Sharpton sold the rights himself to a production company and then donated any profit in excess of $531,000 to NAN.

Sharpton, who hosts the “PoliticsNations” show on MSNBC, managed to pay off a chunk of his tax debt to the state and feds in the last year. He paid $172,112 to the state, but still owes $736,375 in personal income tax and taxes for three of his companies to Albany. City records show a $1.3 million tax lien to the IRS was satisfied in February, but records show he still has $2.5 million in outstanding federal liens against him and one of his companies.

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, November 30, 2018

No Country For Old Grifters

Madam Cankles and Willy J. Visit The Canucks

The Grifter Twins appeared on stage together in Montreal for the second stop of their 'We Are Still Relevant Tour' Wednesday night. The power couple most Americans wish would just go away, stirred controversy in Toronto the night before as they launched their speaking tour by boldly accusing Donald Trump of a Saudi 'cover-up' in the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Bill and Hillary spoke to the crowd for an hour at the Bell Centre and indicated the U.S. should be following our more sophisticated betters above the border, they being much more economic and culturally evolved, and a superior model of diversity.
"Canada has done such a good job of both managing its contemporary diversity and it has a very interesting immigration system, and yet it’s still Canada. And I just think that you can model the idea that you can become more diverse and still keep your culture and your values. It’s really very good for a modern economy. The United States will have to return to that if it expects to play a positive role in the future. It’s going to be very bleak indeed if we all become more authoritarian and more homogenized and hunkered down on ourselves. It would be a big mistake. We shouldn’t do it."
They also got a warm reception from the crowd as the Grifters joined in the leftist fad of criticizing America's leadership while on foreign soil as they jabbed at the Trump administration from north of the border. 'What makes this so troubling is how much commercial interest both the president's family and business and his son in law's family and business have with the kingdom,' Hillary said in just one of the many jabs at Trump, although neither Grifter Twin referred to DJT by name throughout the evening.

Meanwhile: FBI agents raided the home of a recognized Department of Justice whistleblower who privately delivered documents pertaining to the Clinton Foundation and Uranium One to a government watchdog, according to the whistleblower’s attorney. The Justice Department’s inspector general was informed that the documents show that federal officials failed to investigate potential criminal activity regarding former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, the Clinton Foundation and Rosatom, the Russian company that purchased Uranium.

(Daily Mail)

SJW Nazis @HuffPost Go After Children's Christmas Classic

Among the observations was the suggestion that the TV classic was a story about racism and homophobia, while calling Santa Claus abusive and bigoted. “Yearly reminder that #Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a parable on racism & homophobia w/Santa as a bigoted exploitative prick,” read one comment shared by HuffPost. 

"Santa’s operation is an HR nightmare and in serious need of diversity and inclusion training." Some eagle-eyed social media critics also said the cartoon is sexist because Rudolph’s mom was snubbed after she wanted to help reindeer husband Donner to search for their son after he goes missing. “No, this is man’s work.”

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Just the Most Recent Example of Unabashed Bigotry of the Left

In Leftist fakery and propaganda, several stories highlight the troubling trend towards taqqiya and bust out Joo-Hate. I guess that when you think about it, it should come as no surprise given who and what are now the faces and positions of the Democrat Party. So like everything else, the media is gently laying the groundwork for the normalization of anti-semitism and anti-Israel attitudes in the America.

In the lead, CNN's own Mark Lamont Hill, a man (on paper) who has the intellectual agility of a used toothbrush was feted at some UN International Day of Solidarity with the fictitious "Palestinian" people for essentially calling for the destruction of Israel and the condoning of violence to achieve same, National Public Radio assuring us with 100% confidence that there is no anti-semitism in Iran, the New York Times giving us the last word that Mohammed was a "paragon of compassion" and pay no regard to what it says in the Koran despite it being the literal words of Mohammed, and remember that lone-wolf (pfft) terror attack on Jews in LA? Well, neither does the media.

* UPDATE: CNN has severed ties with contributor Marc Lamont Hill. Don Lemon Hit Hardest. We're taking bets he he'll ironically insist he was fired because of racism.  But, he now has more time to hang with friends.....

CNN's Marc Lamont Hill and Buddy Lou Farrakhan  

(THE Tweeter Thingy)

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Middle Finger Theater Presents The Comedy "It Was Me!"

Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage!

About That Guardian "Bombshell".....

I have to preface this link by saying I’m skeptical. The sourcing is very thin, and one of the writers has a very.... uh....dubious history: Manafort held secret talks with Assange in Ecuadorian embassy, sources say.
"Donald Trump’s former campaign manager Paul Manafort held secret talks with Julian Assange inside the Ecuadorian embassy in London, and visited around the time he joined Trump’s campaign, the Guardian has been told. Sources have said Manafort went to see Assange in 2013, 2015 and in spring 2016 – during the period when he was made a key figure in Trump’s push for the White House."
For what it’s worth, and that’s probably not much, both Assange and Manafort have vehemently denied this report. Manafort's statement:
 "This story is totally false and deliberately libelous. I have never met Julian Assange or anyone connected to him. I have never been contacted by anyone connected to Wikileaks, either directly or indirectly.  I have never reached out to Assange or Wikileaks on any matter. We are considering all legal options against the Guardian who proceeded with this story even after being notified by my representatives that it was false.” - Aaron Blake@Tweeter 
I should say now, I could care less about Paul Manafort. He's part of the opportunist, greasy underbelly of politics, and probably guilty of something or other, and Mueller knows it.

And that dubious history I mentioned above? One of the authors of the Guardian piece, Luke Harding, once claimed that the NSA hacked into his computer and for weeks, as he worked on a book about Edward Snowden, deleted text as he was writing it, causing his keyboard to start “flashing and bleeping.”

I tend to think this is part of a disinformation ruse. As the embassy Assange is holed up in is under Surveillance 24/7 by numerous sources for sure, let them show the video proof if he did visit. So unless this incendiary report is corroborated by someone who doesn’t have a flashing, bleeping keyboard, I’m going to take all this with a shaker full of salt.

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

The Results of a Pincer Movement of Leftist Educators and a Bias Media - An Epidemic of Anti-Americanism

Millennial poll: America ‘racist,’ not ‘great,’
 Obama better than Washington 

Younger Americans are turning on the country and forgetting its ideals, with nearly half believing that it isn’t “great” and many eyeing the U.S. flag as “a sign of intolerance and hatred,” according to a new and disturbing survey. Those who came of age under former President Barack Obama also have a larger-than-life view of the 44th president and feel that he had a “bigger impact” on the United States than the father of the country and leader of the Revolutionary War, former President George Washington.

The YouGov poll was the first “State of American Patriotism” survey conducted for the Foundation for Liberty and American Greatness. The group educates Americans, especially grades K-12, about the country’s “values and principles that make our nation exceptional.” But what the poll found is that they have a lot of work to do when it comes to those 38 and younger.

Just one example: Four in 10 say it is OK to burn the flag. “Younger Americans (under 38 – Gen Z and Millennials) are becoming unmoored from the institutions, knowledge, and spirit traditionally associated with American patriotism,” the survey analysis said. 

  A Few Disturbing Highlights:

  • Half of those surveyed believe the United States is sexist (50 percent) and racist (49 percent).
  • American exceptionalism is on the decline — 46 percent of younger Americans do not agree that “America is the greatest country in the world.”
  • 38 percent of younger Americans do not agree that “America has a history that we should be proud of.”
  • One in eight (14 percent) of millennials agree that “America was never a great country and it never will be.”
  • 46 percent of younger Americans agree that “America is more racist than other countries.”
  • 84 percent of Americans do not know the specific rights enumerated in the First Amendment.
  • 19 percent of millennials believe that the American flag is “a sign of intolerance and hatred.”
  • 44 percent of younger Americans believe Obama had a “bigger impact” on America than Washington, the nation’s first president.

On the release of the report, Nick Adams, founder of FLAG, said, “We suspected that we would find decreasing numbers of Americans well-versed in our nation’s most important principles and young people less patriotic than the generations that came before, but we were totally unprepared for what our national survey reveals: an epidemic of anti-Americanism."

He added, "That half of millennials and Gen Z believe that the country in which they live is both ‘racist’ and ‘sexist’ shows that we have a major fraction of an entire generation that has been indoctrinated by teachers starting in grade school that America is what’s wrong with the world."

Monday, November 26, 2018

Squinty and Meat Puppet Tie the Knot in Secret Ceremony

Renowned guitarist Joe Scarborough and his adoring blonde blithering dolt sidekick Mika Brzezinski, who together host the morning basement rated anti-Trump talk feast on MSNBC, finally took the big dive over the weekend. NBC News has confirmed the two are officially married. It was long rumored the two were bumping nasties and shackin' up even before their official announcement that they were engaged over a year ago. This is the third shot at Marital Bliss for Scarborough. 

According to Vanity Fair, in a bit of weirdness, the deed was done by Maryland Rep. Elijah "Bullet Head" Cummings, who officiated the small private ceremony at the National Archives in Washington, D.C. Saturday standing among the nation's founding documents, including the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.  No surprise, Squinty and his lovely bride are the first to ever get married at the Archives.

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Educational Crash Course # 882

 Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

Astrology 101:

Next in Series: 
Power to the Correct People: Free Speech on Social Media   
A Round Table discussion with the 20 liberals in a room in San Francisco who determine whether or not you get to participate in the public square. 

Saturday, November 24, 2018

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, November 23, 2018

Chicago Jesus Drops By Food Bank With Camera Crew In Tow

The incorrigible narcissist Barack Obama continues to seek attention in this post-White House years, and on Wednesday paid a holiday visit to a Chicago area food bank. I hate to be cynical about such events, but when you bring your own camera crew to something like this it leads people to believe your appearance is less about helping the disadvantaged with their Thanksgiving dinners than just another cynical public relations gimmick of the type that he is famous for. But to some, he is still "Chicago Jesus."

Here’s how the lunatics at the black identity extremist site The Root put it, “Black America’s Forever President Barack Obama Volunteers at Chicago Food Bank”
"While the punk-ass president continues to desecrate the highest office in the land, black America’s forever president and current president of Wakanda, Barack Obama, continues to make us miss him after he made a surprise visit to volunteer at the Greater Chicago Food Depository. 
According to ABC 7 Chicago, arguably the best president to step his Florsheims in the Oval Office dropped by Tuesday to help some 60 volunteers pack “food to be sent to the food bank’s network of 700 community distribution sites throughout Chicago and Cook County."
Just like his presidency was, the cheesy bastard’s life is just one big "Look At Me" reality show.

(Chicago 7)

Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage!

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Fredo Pontificates On This Years Celebration of Thanksgiving

U.S. Celebrating Thanksgiving in a Time of ‘Illness’,
 ‘Depredation’ Just Like Pilgrims 

CNN seems to be staffed almost exclusively with prolific grandstanders and pontificators of a very high caliber. One of their loudest, angriest, and overly dramatic orators is Prime Time host Fredo Cuomo. During Tuesday’s edition of  his basement rated show, he ended the first hour by telling the story of how Thanksgiving got reinvented during times of great hardship and strife in America. According to him, “Thanksgiving is coming, and not a moment too soon” because we’re experiencing one of those times. 

Yes, America is in the throws of the darker moments of deprivation, hardship and strife, or so goes Fredo's & CNN's world. He and his brother Andrew the Elder would both be selling shoes at a Payless if it weren't for their old man who convinced enough people to him give money to get twice elected Governor of New York, and become a millionaire. But even with that, Fredo does know about the darker moments of deprivation. After all, he works is employed by one of the great dividers of America, an alleged news organization that is beaten daily in the rating by 50 year old re-runs of Mayberry RFD and a Sponge that wears Square Pants, and allows their platform to be used to spoon feed ridiculous and biased divisive statements and hateful rhetoric to their audience. Or at least what they have left. 

No, Fredo should be truthful to thy self and be grateful this Thanksgiving that America is back to work and prospering, and also for that drunk in some airport lounge that is watching his show, and be thankful he still is even on the air.....

(NewsBusters Video)

Voter Fraud Is Just a Myth They Say......

A forged signature swapped for $1 -- or sometimes a cigarette. The crude exchange played out hundreds of times on L.A.'s skid row during the 2016 election cycle and again this year, prosecutors said Tuesday as they announced criminal charges against nine people accused in a fraud scheme. Using cash and cigarettes as lures, the defendants approached homeless people on skid row and asked them to forge signatures on state ballot measure petitions and voter registration forms, the district attorney's office said.

The defendants -- some of whom were scheduled to be arraigned Tuesday -- face several criminal charges, including circulating a petition with fake names, voter fraud and registering a fictitious person. The charges, which were filed three weeks ago but made public Tuesday, followed a Los Angeles Police Department crackdown on suspected election fraud on skid row earlier in the year. - Los Angeles Times
This issue has been marginalized within the newsrooms of the liberal elite media and Democrats in general. It doesn’t happen often is their defense, though when they lose elections, like Georgia’s gubernatorial race, oh yes—you’re going to see charges that voter fraud cost them the race, not their straight trash views on public policy.

The lengths liberals go to deny the obvious is laughable. A Wisconsin paper which happens to be part of the USA Today empire reported that there were about 200 cases of vote fraud in WI in about 18 months. But of course according to them these don’t count as vote fraud because they were not organized vote fraud – just 200 lone wolves I guess. Meanwhile back in Florida, the state Democratic Party is under investigation. At least we know the backdating of ballots was all completely innocent.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Once Again the White House Correspondents Dinner Will Not Invite a Comedian to Speak.

The White House Correspondents’ Association announced on Monday that again this year no comedian would entertain at its annual black-tie dinner in April.  Last year the Association decided to do things different and brought in an obnoxious pseudo-feminist and third-rate alleged comedy writer that looked like a cross between a circus clown and an Irish Setter to hurl insults at prominent attendees. It didn't go well, a total disaster and an embarrassment.

Last Years WHCD Featured Speaker
Michelle Wolf
Usually the president delivers a comedic monologue of his own, lending the evening a sense of good-natured parity. But since the press and the president don't like to be in the same room when not necessary, a night of formal schmoozing with reporters and their government sources is not to be. And who can blame him? 

The dinner was originally intended to be a lighthearted celebration of the practitioners of the first amendment, but as all things good that liberals touch, the dinner is destined to be either sycophantic, on one extreme, or mean spirited, on the other. Neither is a good look at a time when trust in media is tenuous. This years speaker will be the most excellent writer, author and historian Ron Chernow, who, like last year would never be mistaken for a comedian either.

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Trump Pardons White House Turkey. Democrat Calls for Investigation

 Representative-Elect Alexandria Ocashew Cortex Wants Answers Why No Turkey of Color is Ever Pardoned

Monday, November 19, 2018

There He Goes Again! Awarding a Medal of Freedom to Elvis. That’s Racist, You Know!

Vernon and Gladys Presley's Boy

Okay, for sure in this day and age the sense that everything anyone ever does could qualify as racist under some leftist's definition somewhere, and when the person doing the doing is Donald Trump it’s not complicated to go rummaging through the racist thresholds and find one that fits. He’s Donald Trump. He did something. Ergo, it’s racist. We’ll work backwards from there and retrofit the premise into some sort of rationale that will work, or we’ll just manufacture a new one. Hey. Why not? It’s not like there’s a limit.

Apparently, according to one music critic (i.e. failed musician) at the Washington Post, Elvis’s racial crime was to do well performing the type of music you might associate with black artists. So we’re kinda sorta talking about “cultural appropriation,” but there’s more to it than that because the charge is also that black artists should have enjoyed the acclaim Elvis experienced, but he went and hogged it from them. And here Elvis thought he was just trying to sell records and pack concert halls. He had no idea he was laying down some sort of line of racial demarcation.

But this is the Washington Post we’re talking about, so you had to know they’d come up with something like this:
"Yes, this overture looks ugly to anyone who feels antagonism and regression radiating from Trump’s promise to “make America great again.” And yes, it all feels especially absurd to members of the hip-hop generation — its eldest citizens now past middle-age — who learned how to feel about the legacy of Presley the moment they first heard Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power” blasting a hole through our national mood in the summer of 1989. 
Yeah, you know the Chuck D line I’m talking about: “Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant s— to me.” 
Yes, Trump desperately wants to look like a real president — Reagan, Richard Nixon, whomever. Yes, he knows all about that iconic bizarro snapshot of Nixon and Presley shaking hands in the Oval Office, and yes, Trump surely wishes he could have been the president who famously cheesed with the King instead of being the president who nervously accepted a lopsided hug from Kanye West. Yes, it’s all a bit pathetic."
To those who identify with hip-hop as opposed to rock and roll, Elvis is nothing and no one. The writer clearly goes further than that, suggesting that Elvis’s acclaim was actually an affront to black people because he was similar in style to the great black artists and really no better than they were, and more widely loved because he was white.(yeah, you knew that was coming).

But one of the curious characteristics of Trump critics is that they seem to think the president is constantly on the lookout for ways to disrespect them. Thus, awarding the Medal of Freedom to Elvis for his creative achievements and his cultural impact can’t possibly just be a sincere recognition of the man’s success. The Trump of their imaginations never operates that way. His first thought is always: “What oppressed societal group can I further wound with a passive-aggressive action thinly disguised as a tribute to someone else?”

Remember: If Trump does something, it has to be racist. You can always go back and fill in the rationale for that belief later. Anything will do. Especially when you write for the Washington Post.

(Western Journal)

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, November 16, 2018

Judge Rules Jim Acosta Gets His Lil' Pecker Back

A Trump appointed judge ruled Friday morning the Constitution say DJT doesn't have the basic powers all other Presidents have. The president can not deny a press pass to an unprofessional grandstanding insufferable reporter from a disgraced basement ranked news network who physically pushes away an intern, and declares that Jim Acosta now has his press pass back. This is an emergency injunction, not a decision following a full trial, but the judge found a substantial likelihood that CNN would prevail on the merits (which is necessary finding for granting an injunction). The judge said the government could not say who initially decided to revoke Acosta’s hard pass. The White House had spelled out its reasons for revoking his credentials in a tweet from White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and in a statement after CNN filed its lawsuit. But the judge said those "belated efforts were hardly sufficient to satisfy due process."

The judge also found that Acosta suffered "irreparable harm," dismissing the government's argument that CNN could simply send other reporters to cover the White House in Acosta’s place. The suit by CNN alleges that Acosta's First and Fifth Amendment rights were violated by suspending his hard pass. While the judge didn't rule on the underlying case, he signaled they were likely to prevail in their claims. Press Secretary Sarah Sanders released a statement responding to Jim Acosta’s temporary reinstatement of his press pass via a court ruling: 
“The court made clear that there is no absolute First Amendment right to access the White House. In response to the court, we will temporarily reinstate the reporter’s hard pass. We will also further develop rules and processes to ensure fair and orderly press conferences in the future. There must be decorum at the White House." 
"A few CNN reporters told me that they’re embarrassed by Acosta & CNN. A WH correspondent from a major network (not Fox) told me “This isn’t the Jim F*ing Acosta Show. We all hate him. He’s an asshole and he actually is disrespectful to the president.” - @Arthur Schwartz‏
The judge framed all this as a matter of process, which justifies Trump issuing a set of rules of decorum. I assume the rules will include a requirement that a reporter who has received a response (whether it's to his liking or not) must relinquish the microphone once the President (or press secretary) has moved on to the next questioner, and that there can be no physical interference with a staff member who is there to retrive the microphone.

(The Tweeter)

Hillary Finally Wins An Election

The Texas State Board of Education have elected to keep Hillary Clinton, Helen Keller and several other historical figures in the Texas social studies curriculum. Clinton, Keller and other figures were on the chopping block, but ultimately will remain as well as (much to the chagrin of leftest) the biblical figure Moses, who is currently listed as a basis of Law in the U.S. government curriculum.

The board undertook this curriculum streamlining effort to save teachers time and provide them more flexibility in the classroom. Students are resorting to rote memorization instead of real learning, the board said, and one way to tackle this would be to cut down on what they're required to learn.

Helen Keller and Her Beloved Cat 'Mittens'
Volunteer working groups were convened to find places to cut and tweak the curriculum. The board then took up these suggested changes in September, voting to eliminate Clinton, Helen Keller and dozens of other historical figures. Since then, the story has gone viral, with the majority-Republican board accused of allowing its politics to influence what kids are taught in classrooms. The board voted 12-2 to keep Clinton with Republicans Pat Hardy of Fort Worth and Geraldine "Tincy" Miller of Dallas voting for elimination. Hardy said she voted to axe Clinton because "she doesn't represent good citizenship."

And finally on Wednesday, the board shot down an attempt by board member Erika Beltran, D-Fort Worth, and backed by all other five of the board's Democrats, to cut Moses from the high school U.S. government standard that describes him as an 'individual whose principles of laws and government institutions informed the American founding documents'.  "This particular individual, we have no evidence that he actually influenced the founding fathers," Beltran said, to which board member Bradley who objected replied, "I'm going to go ahead and err on the side of caution. I'd rather disagree with you than Moses."

The board also rejected a recommendation to remove a reference to the “heroism” of the defenders of the Alamo, meaning, as a Board of Education release said: "Texas schoolchildren will still learn of the heroic ‘Victory or Death’ letter penned by Lt. Col. William Barret Travis while besieged in the Alamo."

Carisa Lopez, political director of the leftist nonprofit Texas Freedom Network (which describes itself as the “state’s watchdog for monitoring far-right issues, organizations, money and leaders”), reacted to the latest vote by the board in expected ironic fashion:
"When it comes to writing curriculum standards for our kids’ schools, it’s painfully clear that the personal beliefs of politicians on the state board matter more than what countless historians and teachers have told them is factually true. Rather than teaching the truth, too many board members stubbornly mislead students on fundamental facts from our nation’s history. Texas kids deserve a lot better than a politicized version of history that fuels so many of the divisions in our country today."
Bless Her Heart....

(The Dallas Morning News)
(Washington Post)  

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