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Friday, December 31, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater New Years Eve
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
The Final Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread of 2021
Tuesday, December 28, 2021
Boobs McCain's Well Worn Chair Will be Hard to Fill.
I could throw a rock and hit a savvy, attractive, experienced, thoughtful, intelligent, reasonable female Republican/conservative pundit who would be fantastic on a panel show, but that's not what @TheView is looking for. They're looking for an idiot.
— Kira (@RealKiraDavis) December 28, 2021
Monday, December 27, 2021
The REAL Threat
Thirty Years Ago this Weekend the Soviet Union Dissolved
.....only to have the American Media and Academia worked ceaselessly since then to turn America into a Gay Retarded version of the same.
Sunday, December 26, 2021
WH Fears Another "Let's Go Brandon" Moment. 🤣
Friday, December 24, 2021
Wishes For A Very Merry Christmas To All The Readers Of DMF
I leave you with this Gift of Music. Take the time to listen. You Will Not Be Sorry. ~ Jan
Thursday, December 23, 2021
It Seems America's House is not a Happy House
Wednesday, December 22, 2021
Your Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Monday, December 20, 2021
Squinty & Meat Puppet Invite Bartender to Explain Why Joe Manchin and the US Senate are a Bunch of A$$holes
Sunday, December 19, 2021
A Yuletide Look at the Libs' Four Most Nut-Crushing Losses of 2021
PJM - We are days away from wrapping up 2021. The Demsstolewon the White House last year and have proceeded to grind down the nation in every way possible. Illegal aliens are pouring over the border while real Americans are getting fired for not taking a knee and raising their sleeves. Most Americans didn’t vote for this carnage, but the commies sure did. It’s amazing how far we’ve fallen, and how fast. Pssst — that’s not an accident.
And for good measure, an extra Kick in the Nads courtesy of Joe Manchin.But despite their effort to destroy our nation, the libs have had a brutal year themselves, and many former lib heroes are now pariahs. Let’s take a look at some of the more painful beatings the leftists have taken in 2021. - READ MORE
Friday, December 17, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, December 16, 2021
Why Is She Bothering Us Again?
Wednesday, December 15, 2021
Your Official Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Open Thread
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Missouri Moonbat Claims Red States Going to Round Up All Those Foreign Looking Type People.
MSNBC contributor and former Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill (D) said Monday she believes Republicans could begin enacting “vigilantism laws” that would enable Americans to "round up people that look like foreigners" referencing the Supreme Court and Chief Justice John Roberts. "I think we know everybody but Roberts is in the tank for the right-wing, extreme views, and I think this vigilantism is going to catch on."
"These red states are going to do vigilantism laws on immigration, and they’re going to empower citizens to go out and round up people that they think look like foreigners. And that’s what we are coming to in this country. It is incredibly depressing."
Monday, December 13, 2021
DMF EXCLUSIVE: Video of Tater Stelter's "Reliable Sources" Pre-Show Warm Up. 😲🤣🤣
Choreography by Don Lemon & Anderson Cooper |
Sunday, December 12, 2021
Your Sunday Evening Open Thread
Friday, December 10, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Yet Another Classic to Get a 'corrected and re-educated' Rewrite From the Left
Thursday, December 9, 2021
The Overlord Issues Long Overdue DoW Award
Wednesday, December 8, 2021
Monday, December 6, 2021
Blink Twice if You Need to be Rescued 🤣🤣
Hi. My name is David Gins. I work for Vice President Harris on behalf of the American people as Deputy Director for Operations and absolutely love my job.
— David Gins (@davidmgins) December 5, 2021
Just thought some of you should know 😀 pic.twitter.com/VPuYv9bpbp
Sunday, December 5, 2021
Saturday, December 4, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Friday, December 3, 2021
Your Weekend Open Thread
Monday, November 29, 2021
Saturday, November 27, 2021
Your Weekend Open Thread
Friday, November 26, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Wednesday, November 24, 2021
46* Wishes Racist White Colonizers Happy Thanksgiving; Salutes the Fallen Turkeys.
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When the Pilgrims Landed at Plymouth Minnesota, They Slaughtered All the Buffalo for Their Horns to Make Kazoos for the First Thanksgiving Day Parade. - Joe Biden |
Who is this Guy and What Did You Do With Fredo??
"You woke folk trying to kill it for me. Listen, man, you know, don’t come up at me with all this pilgrim stuff. I don’t give a damn about the pilgrims and the indigenous people, the Native Americans, the Indians, wherever, whatever, whatever group of them wants to be called. I don’t care about any of that.” I care about the suffrage. I care about the exploitation. But I don’t need that story for Thanksgiving. I don’t need it at all."
Tuesday, November 23, 2021
Is There Even One Actual Expert in The Biden Administration?
Reporter: "How many barrels of oil does the U.S. consume per day?"
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) November 23, 2021
Biden's energy secretary: "I don't have that number in front of me" pic.twitter.com/Z0Zv7tHS2v
Bear with me......
Monday, November 22, 2021
Saturday, November 20, 2021
Your Weekend Open Thread
Friday, November 19, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, November 18, 2021
B*tch Ain't Riding on My Plane 🤣
Throwback Thursday: Replace Joe Biden??
"No, I don't think Biden should be replaced! Preezy Obama and Joe Biden have done a great job with the economy. Hell, back in 2007 even a King didn't have the luxury of a Vodka and Red Bull mix."
Belinda Twittel - Wal-mart Cashier
"Yes! It's about time we have a woman of Hillary's caliber in high power in this country. After all, she's single handedly brought peace to the Middle East! Suck on that Condie Rice!"
Shelia Lovett Bigg - Public School Educator
"Means nothing to Faruk! All America is but imperialist infidel running dog jackals that will ultimately feel the sting of Allah's wrath .....Praise Be to Allah!"
Faruk Al Squworme - Taxi Driver
"You axing Laquita? I don't know how to vote.... but if I did I'd sure nuff vote for Barack cause all the free sh*t he gets me and my babies wiff my EBT card!.... know what I'm sayin....free cell phones and rolling papers for Dontrell. Barack gets my 16 year old free sh*t for her two babies too!"
Laquita Jones - Homemaker
"Get off my sidewalk you #%*+&@+ hate filled rightwing fascist!"
Holota Wadsworth - Women's Reproductive Health Center Director
"Yeah. Hillary is a great Idea. Biden is the ultimate Washington insider. Obama should have picked somebody who knows absolutely nothing about politics. It might be good for Obama seeing that the people voting in the next election are going to be angry, intolerant white people. You would have to be a fool to miss a chance to vote for a beautiful smart lady like Hillary?"
Pat - Famous Daily Kos Basement Blogger
"Hillary for Biden? I think it's a great idea! And I really like the idea of a do-over election thing because I totally blew my first vote on Stephen Colbert last time. I've purposely avoided upward mobility and social progress so I can benefit from all the free money I get from my trust fund."
Lance Farnsworth III - Occupy Wall Street Organizer
"Get out of my way you little worm.....
I said get out of my face! I'm gonna..."
Some Angry White Guy
Wednesday, November 17, 2021
Tell Me Again Who's the Greatest Threat to Democracy.....Example #19

“Since my first day in office I have promised Justice Department employees that together we would show the American people by word and deed that the department adheres to the rule of law, follows the facts and the law and pursues equal justice under the law. - Merrick Garland
"I could not imagine any circumstance in which the Patriot Act would be used in the circumstances of parents complaining about their children, nor … a circumstance where they would be labeled as domestic terrorists. I do not think parents getting angry at school boards for whatever reason constitute domestic terrorism...." - Merrick Garland
Monday, November 15, 2021
Reading Between the Lines
"Many in the vice president's circle fume that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned, and instead is being sidelined. The vice president herself has told several confidants she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically. And those around her remain wary of even hinting at future political ambitions, with Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty, particularly from the vice president...."
She could be just a year away from launching a presidential campaign of her own, given doubts throughout the political world that Biden will actually go through with a reelection bid in 2024, something he's pledged to do publicly and privately...." Harris is struggling with a rocky relationship with some parts of the White House, while long-time supporters feel abandoned and see no coherent public sense of what she's done or been trying to do as vice president...."
Defenders and people who care for Harris are getting frantic. When they're annoyed, some pass around a recent Onion story mocking her lack of more substantive work, one with the headline, "White House Urges Kamala Harris To Sit At Computer All Day In Case Emails Come Through."...
She's perceived to be in such a weak position that top Democrats in and outside of Washington have begun to speculate privately, asking each other why the White House has allowed her to become so hobbled in the public consciousness, at least as they see it...."
Harris loyalists tell CNN they see in that yet another example of an unfair standard at play, wondering why she didn't get similar cover any of the times she's been attacked by the right...."
Announcer: “Please welcome Heather Kurtenbach”
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) November 15, 2021
Kamala Harris: “In a moment.” pic.twitter.com/oLo2R4NArY
Sunday, November 14, 2021
Your Sunday Open Thread
Friday, November 12, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Macron Knows Him Some Nasty When He Sees It. 🤣
Even #Trump got a kiss! Macron avoids giving VP Kamala Harris traditional double cheek greeting as they shake hands at Élysée Palace after relations soured over collapsed $9B submarine deal pic.twitter.com/xlg6LQX3E0
— Hans Solo (@thandojo) November 11, 2021