Monday, September 23, 2019

Drama Queen Greta Threatens the Nations of the World.

She'd be a star in the daytime Soap Operas.....
"My message is that we’ll be watching you...." 
"The eyes of all future generations are upon you and if you choose to fail us I say we will never forgive you. We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now, is where we draw the line the world is waking up and change is coming whether you like it or not."

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, September 22, 2019

Australian Broadcaster's Epic Take Down of Spoiled Climate Change Protesters


Give them a bed roll, a little beef jerky and a canteen of water and drop them in the middle of nowhere for a week. Tell them this is what your green new deal will get you so you might as well practice staying alive. I don’t care what Mrs Hucklebutt told you in science, this is the facts kid. Oh, those cell phones, you won’t be needing them in the future.

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Saturday, September 21, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Friday, September 20, 2019

Saturday Down South: Week #4

The eight largest sports venues in the world are college football stadiums. Collegiate football for the most part has over it's 150 years remains a pure sport, untouched by drastic rule changes, paid players and unpolluted by destructive busy body left-wing ideology that threaten most sports today. Only the all-american game of baseball can claim the same intensity of life-long loyalty of it's fans like college football. Four of those eight stadiums are in the SEC, where the game football is a religion. And on Saturdays, along with many others stadiums large and small alike across the south, are cathedrals of Football.

This Saturday down south sh*t gets real, as conference play starts in earnest, and two potential playoff contenders face off between the hedges.

Some Games of Interest in the SEC



LSU vs Vanderbilt - SECN 11AM CT
The Tigers roll into Nashville to play the Commodores for only the 31st time since 1902, and only the 5th time this century.  Overall LSU is 22-7-1 against Vanderbilt. 

Being the Tiger offense is running on all cylinders, if the defense has their uncharacteristic deficiencies iron out, I don't see the commodores giving the Tigers much trouble.

I Say Tigers by 24+  


Tennessee vs. Florida - ESPN 11AM CT
No one likes to see a serious injury to a player, especially one that could change to direction of a teams future. The lizards lost their QB last week, but in this case, Florida may be better off than not.  Flippy Franks has never shown the ability he was recruited for, and no one at LSU was sad that he de-committed and went to UF. His backup looked like a capable replacement rallying the team over UK last week.  I think the Lizards will be fine. And Tennessee is a better team then they've looked. This will be a good one.

The Lizards by 7  


Auburn vs Texas A&M - CBS 2:30PM CT
College Station is become one of the toughest places to play in the SEC. This week The Gus Bus rolls into Kyle Field in what could be one of the better games of the week.  Both teams have brutal schedules, and both need this win. I don't call this an upset, because I don't think Auburn is a top 10 team. Home field advantage and QB experience wins this one.

Aggie's by 10  


Notre Dame vs Georgia- CBS 7PM CT
The big one this week is not a conference game. No one really knows how good ND is, and I see Georgia as they were last year just as they came to Tiger stadium. Hyped up by the media, puff chested & overconfident from beating up cupcakes. And ripe for another embarrassing upset.

The Irish by 6  

And One Up Yonder In The BG10

Michigan vs Wisconsin - Fox 11AM CT
Jim 'the cash is flowin' but the trophy case is empty' Harbaugh brings his over-rated Wolverines into Camp Randall to do a Big10 battle of the mustelids.  The Badgers have their usual stout defense and are yet to be scored on this year, and have a guy who can run the rock straight down your throat. All that and the 2019 Wolverine defense has yet to show up means big trouble for whistle britches Harbaugh.

Badgers by 10 +  
                      GEAUTIGAHS!  

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Arizona Progs Not Happy With Senator Hooker Boots


Kyrsten Sinema, probably best known to most for her wardrobe than her legislating, flipped rhino Jeff Flake's former Senate seat last election to the dems.  But the dems 'Our Lady of the Fierce Outfits' is coming under fire for her voting record.  Dan O'Neal, leader in the Progressive Caucus says there is a move afoot to censure, and explained the sudden buyer's remorse. O’Neal, says that the move to censure Sinema is intended to push her to the left.
"We really support Kyrsten Sinema, we want her to succeed, we want her to be the best senator in the country. But the way she is voting is really disappointing. We want Democrats to vote like Democrats and not Republicans." 
FiveThirtyEight confirms that Sinema votes with Trump 54.5 percent of the time, which they see as far superior to Jeff Flake and Boobs McCain's daddy. They both supported  Trump more than 80 percent of the time, but they were "deeply concerned" about it.

Sinema hasn't even been in office a year yet and the afterglow is showing signs of dimming even though 'Our Lady of the Fierce Outfits' has consistently opposed Trump on critical issues. The Progressive Caucus specifically calls out Sinema's vote to confirm William Barr as Attorney General. Barr was confirmed on a nine-vote margin.

Sinema also rasied the cockles of the Progtards as the only Democrat not to support the power grab 'Save the Internet Act', but that's not because she hates YouTube. She just believes there are better ways to regulate the Internet, so I guess that make her a Trump stooge. She also voted to confirm fossil fuel proponent David Bernhardt who wants to drill in your backyard and kill all the polar bears, as Secretary of the Interior.  Maybe Sinema believes a president gets to pick their Cabinet, and she'll do her given job of 'advisein' and 'consentin'. 

The Arizona Republican Party censured Boobs McCain's daddy in 2014 for his "liberal" record and that only helped his carefully cultivated image as a principled maverick. In this case Progressives forget that she represents Arizona, not la la land California and it's not a Blue State. Progs seem always ready to eat their own and ever anxious to overplay their hand. Just peruse Daily Kos and see how the keyboard commandos are always riled up that Democrat politicians are not able to assume godlike powers and push DJT and his minions right out of power, and hoping for unicorn candidates and rainbow ice cream poop right now.

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Wednesday, September 18, 2019

A Grossly Disproportionate Response To Irrational Fears

Sandy Hook Promise, founded by parents of some of the kids killed in Newtown, rolled out a pretty disgusting piece of propaganda in the form of a public service announcement today. The online ad, titled "Back-To-School Essentials," is a dark twist on back-to-school supplies, featuring kids enjoying the nice things their parents got them for school.



"We're trying to unite people in the common good of saving kids' lives, as opposed to saying we should ban guns," the chief creative officer at the advertising agency that created the Sandy Hook Promise spot told The New York Times. "It's not about picking a side and defending it."

That is obviously not true. Sandy Hook Promise and its allies have picked a side. It's the one that favors overreacting to an objectively tiny but emotionally resonant danger. It's a side so confident in its own virtue and good sense that it cannot imagine how any decent, reasonable person could disagree. Your son or daughter is much more likely to die going to and from school then they are at school for any reason.

OH, and don't forget the back to school clothes.

[Sandy Hook Promise.org]


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Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Down With The Pootriarchy

The New York Times has published an article that discovers a new cause for feminist maniacs to rage against. I sometime think the Times has pieces like this all loaded up in the chamber, ready to crap them out when they need to divert the story away from their latest shit-the-bed moment. 
Apparently the same thing that happens in their newsrooms. Much of the conversation on Twitter the last four days has been dominated by a couple of women who pooped at the New York Times.

From the NYT:
"We may be living in an age where certain pockets of the corporate world are breathlessly adapting to women’s needs — company-subsidized tampons, salary workshops, lactation rooms. But even in the world’s most progressive workplace, it’s not a stretch to think that you might have an empowered female executive leading a meeting at one moment and then sneaking off to another floor to relieve herself, the next." 
"The bathroom is saturated with gender in fascinating ways,” said Mr. Haslam, a professor of psychology at the University of Melbourne, who noted that women’s aversion, particularly at work, is not entirely unfounded: One unpublished study he mentions in his book found that a woman who excused herself to go to the bathroom was evaluated more negatively than one who excused herself to tend to “paperwork” — while there was no difference in the way participants viewed the men."
Poop shame is real. In other words, the patriarchy has seeped into women’s intestinal tracts. Let’s just call it the pootriarchy.


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Monday, September 16, 2019

Why Twitter Will Never Die......

The leftist on Twitter has proven to us all that the gene pool is polluted beyond redemption. But the Twitter will always remain a garden of delights for those on the right, the clever among us and those with a sense of humor, as a platform to poke in the eye and parody the insanity of the left.
#Free Tit
And without the tweeter how would the world know how much advancement in thought and technology all mankind humanity are indebted to the cultures of the Far East?? 


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Step Off Julio


Damn Julio. What were you thinkin'? We all know it's outright heresy in the democrat party to criticize the family members, especially one who has a fetish for little girls and likes to cop a feel from grown women during photo-ops, says stupid things, makes things up and tries to pretend he was anything more important than the Obama Administration Court Jester. And you do realize he backed down a black gangsta named Pop Corn once upon a time, and has threatened to take people behind the Gym and beat their ass?

Everyone knows Biden is a boob. But No. With that smug Hispanic Laraza mug of yours you had to go there didn't ya. Pretty much called Joe Biden senile and have since double-doubled down on that.  And now your gonna go lose support from some loyal Texans. [insert Longhorns Down hand sign here]. Not even bribing black folks with reparations and promising Chiquita with open border will save your sorry ass now. Just Step Off Julio.
Democratic presidential candidate Julián Castro lost one of his congressional endorsements Sunday, with Texas Rep. Vicente González switching to support former Vice President Joe Biden. 
González was one of three Texas representatives who endorsed the former HUD secretary, along with Castro’s twin brother, Rep. Joaquin Castro, and Rep. Colin Allred. González announced his endorsement for Julián Castro in March, saying at the time, “I know firsthand his passion for expanding opportunity for the Latino community, people of color, and historically disenfranchised communities, as well as his unparalleled dedication to building a bench of dynamic Democratic candidates in Texas and nationally.” 
González announced his switch to CNN’s Jake Tapper on Sunday morning, saying: 
“I think at this point in time we need to narrow the field and unite as Democrats to defeat Trump in November 2020. And that is why I believe I’m moving my support to Vice President Joe Biden.”
Julio is polling a strong single digit in the back of the pack, and the last uppity debate performance won't change that. Piérdete Julio. 



A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Good News For Fans of "The Far Side"

I ran across this over morning coffee....

10 Down: Sharing of a Moral Viewpoint to Gain Social Approval

Poor self proclaimed 'Greatest Crossword Solver in the Universe', Rex Parker, seemed ready to bust open an artery railing against Saturday's New York Times Crossword which featured a 15-letter expression that we all have come to know all to well:
This puzzle is so on-brand. I mean, this is exactly the kind of term I'd expect to find in a puzzle that just this week was reminding us all of the glory of Confederate monuments. That's a term used predominantly by those who are real mad that they can't be as openly racist and homophobic as they used to be in the good ol' days. People who use that term also use terms like "P.C." and "SJW" [and the word that's in the puzzle at 41D]. Super-popular term with right-wing "thought" "leaders." Aggrieved white men love the term. And it's rich coming from an editor who has struggled to keep racism / sexism / classism out of his puzzles. I say "struggled," but that implies he cares or is trying, so maybe not. 
Anyway, you can dodge criticism of your terrible behavior by calling the criticism [SPOILER DELETED], but your behavior won't be any less terrible. I'm not [a variation on the spoiler] for pointing this out. Just a sentient person with a capacity for empathy.
The expression is: "virtue signaling." or the substitution of an appearance of virtue for real virtuous acts. I kinda dislike the expression myself, but for those of you who like it, I suspect you'll like it even more knowing how much it bugs the people you enjoy seeing it used against.

In order to "prove" that you are truly victoriously correct in your adherence to the tenets of the SJW religion, people need to ostentatiously demonstrate their fidelity. It's about shunning and fear of being shunned. It's about people bowing to a regime of self-righteous intolerance toward others by indicating that they are not one of those who are not to be tolerated. The virtue signal is an act of cowardice.

 H/T Ann Althouse

Friday, September 13, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Fishnet Friday

Thursday, September 12, 2019

What Do You Call a Bridge With Drooping Nuts

When you do something really bizarre to get attention, it doesn’t really help your cause. It spreads a message alright, just not the one you intended.
* How To Save The Planet: During Brexit Debate, Climate Activists Glue Themselves To Parliament. Naked. 
* Left-Winger Fights Brexit By Stripping Naked On Live TV & Challenging Politician To Nude Debate. 
* In An Effort To Force Congress To Save The Earth, Radicals Superglue Themselves To Walls In Washington. Yeah — That’ll Do It.
Your message to most people is “We are all suffering from mental illness. Please, dear Lord, somebody help us.”

Any activism that involves glue or orifices to the south of the mouth is a FAIL (but congrats to Parliament’s anti-Brexiters for managing to combine the two — touché). In Houston, this week’s radicals did manage to avoid adhesive and genitals, but there was still something dangling: Their whole bodies.  Those convinced the best way to sell the world on saving itself from itself was to hang themselves from a bridge — because that’s the oldest trick in the book when it comes to winning an argument.

Ahead of the Houston's impending democrat presidential primary debate, about a dozen activists suspended themselves from the Fred Hartman Bridge in order to fight the use of fossil fuels. In order to make their point, they held yellow and red flags. Maybe they should’ve gone with yellow and blue — those two colors make green. Or…what’s the official flag for insanity?

Anyway, check it out in the video. And though they aren’t nude, enjoy the drooping nuts.....




Interesting choice to hang from a bridge: If the most extreme among us were to get their way, it wouldn’t be needed. People would cross the waters in row boats.

[VGBA]

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Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Squinty & Meat Puppet - Biden a Train Wreck and Lizzy a Loser

The Morning Joe folks are afraid—very afraid. They painted a Democrat doomsday scenario this morning in which Joe Biden would implode, Elizabeth Warren would win the nomination . . . and proceed to lose to DJT.

According to Joe Scarborough, behind the scenes among Democrat insiders, "everybody" says Biden's campaign is a "slow-motion train derailment," and "they believe, and many fear, that Elizabeth Warren is moving toward this nomination." 

Richard Haass of the Council on Foreign Relations contributed some unintentional humor by mentioning as a "centrist" substitute for Biden. . . Kamala Harris. Yeah, the same Kamala Harris who supports a far-left agenda including unrestricted abortion, repealing the law making illegal entry into the US illegal, elimination of the Electoral College, avid support for the Green New Deal, slashing of the defense budget and erasing the second amendment.



[NewsBusters]

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Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Creepy Swedish 'Child of the Corn' Is Here to Bring Atmospheric Enlightenment


With her perfectly memorized talking points and shadowy funded Trans-Atlantic yacht trip to New York for the U. N. Climate Summit, the Asperger's afflicted Climate Charlatan, Greta Thunberg, made her first appearance of many I'm sure, on the CBS Morning Show. The sixteen year old will participate in a climate strike outside the White House Friday as part of a six-day visit to bring atmospheric enlightenment to all planet destroying neanderthals .

Greta told the slobbering celebrity star struck hosts that climate change has put the planet “outside its comfort zone.” and World Leaders should panic.
“By ‘panic’ I don’t mean world leaders should literally panic, but that we and they step out of our comfort zone, because the planet is outside its comfort zone. We also need to be outside of our comfort zone to prevent the worst consequences from happening. What I want people to do now is to become aware of the crisis that is here." 
"I tell world leaders the science, and how it looks like. It actually had a lot of impact when you speak truth to power and you don’t bother to be polite. We cannot focus on what we can or cannot say; we must speak clearly on what is happening."
Will anyone question who is financing her climate alarmist propaganda endeavors? Protesting while a guest in another county is a bit arrogant and rude wouldn't you say? And I'm wondering if she has plans being rude and arrogant in China and India, who’s main domestic product is pollution?

This little girl and her mentally challenged obsession are being used - a poster child for the climate elites who have much to gain monetarily from hyping a natural occurrence as something we caused and is only fixable by them, for a price of course.

I waited for the CBS hosts to ask how is it that CO2 is a greenhouse gas or what courses in thermodynamics she's taken to make her an expert on something as complex as climate studies? Then I remembered I was watching celebrity star struck media talking heads no smarter than she was....



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Monday, September 9, 2019

Open Letter to the Gender-Confused Dude in the Beard and Lipstick: My Kid Is Going to Stare.


Excerpts from Megan Fox@PJM

Dear Gender-Confused, Questioning, or Queer Guy with the beard wearing lipstick: I saw your open letter to parents like me with young children who stare at you when you are out fannying about in your skirt and your lipstick without bothering to shave your face or attempting to pass as a woman in any way. You think it’s rude that my kid stares at you in the mall or at the beach or wherever you happen to be defying all gender-normative behavior.

You don’t like it and you especially don’t like it when I tell my child not to stare at strangers or talk about them in public. You think I should drop whatever I’m doing at the moment to explain queer theory to my kindergartner. Let me save you the trouble of worrying about this a second longer.

That’s not going to happen.

Let me tell you what is going to happen in my house. We don’t subscribe to the current false notion that gender identity is fluid or vast. There are two genders; male and female. Your chromosomes determine your sex. Whatever mental gymnastics are going on inside the minds of people who want to believe otherwise are none of my business. However, I will never lie to my child about biology.

You suggested I pull my child aside after he asks why you’re wearing lipstick and say to him, “Yes, Johnny, sometimes boys do wear lipstick and that is perfectly okay. You can wear lipstick too if you want!” Except what you are suggesting is that I deny my religious beliefs and science to do so. Would you force a Muslim child to eat bacon to please your sensibilities?

As a gender-non-conforming person, it seems to me that you have made a decision to be “queer” in many senses of the word and that comes with a lot of staring. No one says you have to go out painted like a mashup of Lady Gaga and John Wayne Gacy. That’s the choice you made. The consequence of that choice is that small children might be frightened or curious. Your insistence, though, that all people conform to your non-conformity and your personal ideas of what a man can or should be is unsettling. You want to be able to define masculinity for you, but we are not allowed to do the same for ourselves? You cry for tolerance of your strangeness but are completely intolerant of biological sex-affirming philosophy.

Speaking of gender dysphoria, it’s a mental disorder. Clearly, you are all working hard to have it taken off the list of disorders but even that won’t change the truth. People who suffer from gender dysphoria are truly living in pain. That is not something I would ever encourage in my children. On the contrary, I would seek out psychological help and therapy if any child of mine had this problem. Gender dysphoria is not a party. It’s a lifelong, crippling disorder that can result in the destruction of healthy body parts and suicide.

The photographs of you seem to show a man who isn’t really interested in passing as female. There’s little attempt to hide male traits like your beard and facial features that are decidedly male. Add to that your style of dress, which is more performance art than “running out for errands like everyone else.” A biological woman in your outfits would draw stares too. You’re broadcasting a “look at me” vibe but you don’t want to be looked at.

So either try harder, or shut up about the staring.


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A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, September 8, 2019

Someone Left The Playpen Gate Open Again


We’re living in an age where people who seem to know nothing are being told they know everything. Such looks to be true of David Hogg. But he can’t be blamed for being wholly ignorant and completely inexperienced in the world, he’s 19. He’s not supposed to know anything.

After the Marjory Stonemen Douglas shooting the media selected a group of kids who were anti-gun and then pushed their faces into the camera lens with whispers of, “Just say things as if you know. Because you magically do. It’s a miracle. You just know stuff. Speak as if it’s so.” The result was a cringefest of gullible teens being used by people who knew better.

Observing young people with absolutely no perspective whatsoever claim themselves the saviors of society as they’d realized what, for some unknown reason, all humans before them had failed to see…watching them on television shout the naive mantra that because of them there would never be another mass shooting was awful. They were being used as pawns toward a political end, unaware of any real-world mechanisms: the intricacies of danger and defense, the wheels of government and how they (don’t) turn, the history of crime vs availability of guns, and the sophistication of factors in the commission and rise of violent crime, morality, psychiatric medication, religion, media, the disintegration of the family, plus all the other things people argue about where murders are concerned.

But, perhaps, most of all, the unprepared adolescents didn’t understand the realities of the 11-minute news cycle. A gaggle of the soft skulls believed the future was all theirs. It wasn’t. The media picked a story and rode it ’til the ratings waned. Then it was on to the next thing. Buh-bye.

But the Hoggster seems intent upon being that person. The one he was told he was by a media that gave him a 4-second spotlight. Like a pimple on a teenager's face, he keeps popping up now and then. This time he’s changing his rhetoric to fit the passing preference of the moment. For David Hogg, perhaps this will be his new crusade, the fight against white racist America and gun violence and its cause, the one we’re all aware of: white supremacy.

Maybe little David should spend a weekend watching Chicago Television News.



Saturday, September 7, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Friday, September 6, 2019

Morbid Obesity Is a Great Way for Black People to Combat White Supremacy??

Weaponizing Obesity & Stupidity. This may be the stupidest thing I've read in a long time, a descent into Toxic SJW Propaganda and General Lunacy from a publication that use to teach young girls how to apply mascara without looking like Alice Cooper, and give advice on how to keep 'Him' from getting to second base. People with no morals and little intelligence have taken over and infected the media in all it's aspects from digital to print and advertising pointed at the young.

Case In Point:
"Fat is a descriptor in the same way that black and queer are descriptors. And fat is somewhat similar to black and queer in more than just that way; it's also a word that encompasses a marginalized identity. For me, fat is a way of saying "f*ck you."
Fat stigma is also tied to anti-blackness, in that being black is the abundance that white supremacy seeks to shrink. It's the negative stereotypes created by white supremacy that reinforce the idea that we are naturally fat, and with that many of the negative associations tied to the word today.
The more we call ourselves fat, and the more we realize that it's not bad to be fat, the more we're tearing down walls built by racism."
The fat acceptance freaks want to remove the racist stigma of being obese by pretending that it’s a perfectly healthy lifestyle choice because black people are suppose to be fat......because of a little figurine in a museum. Fightin' racism one chitlin' at a time.
   

If not wanting to die of obesity-related conditions like heart disease, stroke, diabetes and certain types of cancer that are some of the leading causes of preventable, premature death somehow makes you a white supremacist in the minds of those smelly fat black divas you see waddling around everywhere, then sign me up.

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Thursday, September 5, 2019

Climate Townhall Supercuts: Dems Ban Just About Everything



The town hall created roughly 57.4 Tons of Carbon Dioxide Emissions, Hot Air and Political Nonsense, including a woman who asked Bernie Sanders how he would help curb overpopulation of the earth and he implies increased access to ABORTION to curb population growth in order to prevent climate change. Let’s just state for the record: talking about needing “population control” through ABORTION for the sake of CLIMATE is talking EUGENICS. The fact that a presidential candidate is willing to entertain this vile idea is not only disgusting, it should be disqualifying. 

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Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Feesh, All She Smells is Feesh!


Thousands to Attend BBQ Outside Home of Vegan 
Who Sued Neighbors Over Smelly Meats!! 

Three Cheers for the Aussies!

New York Post:
Thousands of people are roasting an Australian vegan who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat and fish from their barbecue — by planning a massive cookout outside her home. 
Cilla Carden made headlines this week for her legal beef, in which she claimed the odors from her neighbors’ barbecues had destroyed her quality of life, 9News reported. Now more than 3,000 people are planning to attend a cookout outside her Perth home, organized on a Facebook page called “Community BBQ for Cilla Carden.”  
“Don’t let Cilla destroy a good old Aussie tradition, join us for a community BBQ, and help Cilla Carden GET SOME PORK ON HER FORK,” the event description reads. The barbecue is scheduled for Oct. 19 — and vegans are not welcome, the page says. Carden’s legal battle with her neighbors began last year. Her complaint was tossed out of court earlier this year, and she filed an appeal. The appeal was also rejected in July, but she has vowed to keep fighting.
The Feesh, All She Smells is Feesh!
 

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

NPR: Temperature Be Racist


The data are not wrong, but it’s for reasons anyone with a basic understanding of nature can understand. It has nothing to do with race, but if you’re today’s media, everything has to be about race. So leave it to your taxpayer subsidized National Public Radio (NPR) to tout a report that says it tends to be hotter where minorities live.

So take it away, NPR:
"Across Baltimore, the hottest areas tend to be the poorest and that pattern is not unusual. In dozens of major U.S. cities, low-income neighborhoods are more likely to be hotter than their wealthier counterparts, according to a joint investigation by NPR and the University of Maryland’s Howard Center for Investigative Journalism. 
Those exposed to that extra heat are often a city’s most vulnerable: the poorest and, our data show, disproportionately people of color...."
For all the attention NPR pays in its lead paragraphs to race and income levels, you have to read far into the story to find that NPR knows the real cause of the temperature disparities. It’s something anyone who has ever lived in a city of any size knows very well. It's called concrete and steel!!!

None of this is new or surprising. It’s hotter in cities than it is in suburbs. It always has been. And NPR didn’t just find this out when it decided to do this “study.” Instead, it’s clear what NPR did was take a temperature disparity that’s already well known and see if it could turn it into a racial story by matching up the temperature differences with race and income differences.

It was not too much of a stretch to guess that the disparities would overlay each other, even if it’s obvious that the one is not the cause of the other. And just like that, one more thing that has nothing to do with race is made to be about race by a media obsessed with the subject. Now you know. Even the temperature is racist.

I eagerly await the woke left’s attempts to figure out how to boycott it and shame it out of acceptable society.


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Monday, September 2, 2019

Tariq Nasheed Explains This Weekend Chicago Shooting Stats

Tariq Nasheed is a popular Black Nationalist and Afro-Centric propaganda filmmaker who has taken on the job of polishing the turd of black history revision. He's also "they're turning the frogs gay" Alex Jones crazy.  Nasheed took to Black Twitter Friday to inform his followers and all of Chicago of his latest installment of crazy......
So I know you're not surprised at the reaction to this latest glowing example of black cultural psychosis.....
And it goes on and on......


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A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, September 1, 2019

Scientist Says She’s Received ‘Yoda-like advice’ from Shrubbery

I'm not old enough to remember the sixties. I am a child of children of the sixties & seventies, and have worked with many who were there and were part of making the sixties the sixties. So I am very aware that there was a time when if someone told you that a tree spoke to them, it was a very good sign the there was some 'Orange Sunshine' or 'Brown Microdot' floating around somewhere. But when you hear statements like that today, it gives you pause. And if weren't for those intrepid intellectual truth seekers of New York Times, you might never have learned about the scientist who was advised by an oak tree to pursue her studies. Which brings us to Dr. Monica Gagliano......
from the NYT:
"Monica Gagliano says that she has received Yoda-like advice from trees and shrubbery. She recalls being rocked like a baby by the spirit of a fern. She has ridden on the back of an invisible bear conjured by an osha root. She once accidentally bent space and time while playing the ocarina, an ancient wind instrument, in a redwood forest. “Oryngham,” she says, means “thank you” in plant language. These interactions have taken place in dreams, visions, songs and telekinetic interactions, sometimes with the help of shamans or ayahuasca. 
Back in 1973, an explosively popular book, “The Secret Life of Plants,” made pseudoscientific claims about plants, including that they enjoy classical music and can read human minds. The book was firmly discredited, but the maelstrom made many institutions and researchers reasonably wary of bold statements about botanical aptitude. 
Regardless, last year Dr. Gagliano published a heady and meandering memoir about the conversations with plants that inspired her peer-reviewed work, titled “Thus Spoke the Plant.” She believes, like many scientists and environmentalists do, that in order to save the planet we have to understand ourselves as part of the natural world. It’s just that she also believes the plants themselves can speak to this point. 
“I want people to realize that the world is full of magic, but not as something only some people can do, or something that is outside of this world,” she said. “No, it’s all here."
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When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead, and the white knight is talking backwards, and the red queen's off with her head, remember what the dormouse said.
Feed your head. - Grace Slick

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Saturday, August 31, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, August 30, 2019

Saturday Down South - Week #1


Yes indeed, it is at long last College Football season again.  Fresh jerseys, refurbished helmets, new cleats and all new, longer and much improved fake weaves to flow from beneath the helmets. (I hear they give you that extra half-step on your competitor). The Expert Sports Monkeys have picked their top 25, conference champions, National Champs and even the Heisman Trophy winner. And more often than not, they will be wrong. But the season starts in earnest this weekend.  

The SEC is already off to a 2-0 start, with Florida getting things rolling with a 'W', looking like.....the Florida we all know. Texas A&M got their 'W' at home looking like a real, possible could be genuine maybe SEC West contender. In all fairness, this being Week 1 with mostly over matched non conference warm ups for Division One teams, everyone is jazzed, rough around the edges and prone to mental mistakes........my argument against early polls & rankings. 

There are few games of real importance this first week, but a couple worth paying attention to.  One is Auburn vs. Oregon. The ducks return 10 starters on offense from a team that went 8-4 and finished unranked last year, and somehow are now pre-season #11. Yeah they have a QB that is NFL bound........the same one that went 8-4 in the Pac 12 last year! Am I missing sumpthin here?? The ducks, who have won hands-down the DMF 'Ugliest Uniforms in College Football' award every year there has been a DMF 'Ugliest Uniforms in College Football' award, have to play Auburn's freshman QB.... and one of the best D lines in the country.  Uh...Advantage Auburn.

In a way to early SEC East Conference game, one of my projected two SEC losses for week one (the other being Ol' Missy) we wait and see how much coach Kirby lets his Georgia Bulldogs run up the score on hapless Vanderbilt to pad their stats to fuel the hype machine and the professional sports monkey's hard-ons, and throw a little mania to the most obnoxious fan base in the SEC.

Alabama draws first blood this season from Duke. The bad news is that Bama will not only be short 4 players due to suspensions, they have lost both their starting defensive anchors and play callers to season ending injury. This could complicate their season later in the year, or maybe not. But for now, all this increases Duke's chances of winning from 996-1 to 995-1.

LSU opens 2019 hosting Georgia Southern. This is not a team coach Oeaux is taking lightly. They went 10-3 last year and play a triple option offense that is rarely used these days, and is very difficult to defend against. Georgia Southern and their triple option inspired one of the more memorable and hilarious epic rants by Nick Saban during an Alabama press conference a couple of years ago when questioned about playing FBS teams. Ya Gotta watch it.

I really don't expect the Tigers to show a whole lot of their revamped offense as not to give much away to the Longhorns who they face in Austin next week. But it wouldn't surprise me if GS keeps it close till they've shown all their cards, then the Tigers go full throttle and knock off some of their own rough edges in the process.


GEAUX TIGAHS!

And to Kick Off the Season, All SEC Teams Got a Single Wish
 from SEC Fairy Godmother



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Thursday, August 29, 2019

Savor The Media’s Outrage

Image via Middle Finger News Service Archives 1/20/2017

The NYT’s leaked transcript from a few weeks ago wrecked any chance of anyone falling for their “All The News That’s Fit To Print” baloney again – when the scribblers are hassling their editor because the paper isn’t calling Trump “racist” often enough, you’ve Old Yeller’d objectivity. When you openly plan to replace American history with a garbage narrative designed to undermine the moral foundation of its citizenry’s right to self-government in order to solidify your own caste’s hold on power, you’ve chosen a side in the Octagon, so don’t be shocked if someone figuratively busts a chair over your skull.

For years, these pompous hacks have clobbered ordinary folks whose only “crime” is making fun of Obama at a rodeo, or making a funny meme about liberals, or understanding that there are only two genders. They pored over the social media accounts of lesser mortals, highlighting thought crimes and sometimes thoughtlessness with malignant glee. They tried to teach us rubes the lesson that disobedience and defiance bring cancellation. They took normal people and hauled them up onto the Aztec altar of human sacrifice to have their beating hearts cut out to appease the demon demi-gods of wokeness.

You must have a heart of stone not to burst into uncontrollable, hysterical laughter at the agony of the failing New York Times and the rest of the media over how conservative activists are going to apply the same internet colonoscopy to lib journalistas as they apply to us. This is righteous retribution, and the screaming and hollering about it is further evidence that there’s plenty of dirt to dig up.

Welcome to Accountability City. Population: All you liberal media jerks. - Read More

Senator John Tells It Like It Is.....

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

It's Back To Making Chicken Salad Sandwiches, and Callin' People Misogynist & Racist On the Senate Floor

Kirsten Gillibrand  Gives Up Seat In Dem Clown Car

Tens of People Devastated at the News.

And of course, in a wee bit of sarcasm, DJT trolls the Dems.....

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Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Will The Buttigieg Campaign Be Mugged By Lesbians??

Looks like Democrats have plans to go all-in with identity politics for 2020, just as soon as they can iron out their racial and gender confused hierarchy of identities. And that is going to be fun to watch!

Ironically, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, who has used identity politics as a starting whistle and a key selling point in his campaign to become the first openly gay president, might just find himself the victim of this spreading virus of identity politics.

According to Politico, the Lesbians are less interested in sexual orientation than in gender when it comes to electoral justice next year.
"Campbell Spencer, a lesbian and political consultant, moved to Washington in the 1990s to work in LGBTQ advocacy, worked in the Obama White House and now serves on the board of the LGBTQ Victory Fund, which this year issued its first-ever endorsement of a presidential candidate: Pete Buttigieg......"
Spencer herself will not be voting for Buttigieg. 
“Mayor Pete, he’s a trailblazer, but I’m one of these women who thinks we are way overdue for having a woman in the White House. That’s a lens through which I’m going to filter my decision." 
It feels like a slap in the face to just go directly to the white gay guy, when for decades you’ve been trying to elect a woman and it didn’t happen last time. If Pete Buttigieg is elected it won’t feel like a vindication of Hillary Clinton. If a woman is elected, it will."
Hillary had her own chance to win an election, a chance handed to her by the DNC on a silver platter, and she blew it. And one of the ways in which she blew it was by making the election about identity politics and her own entitlement when voters wanted the election to be about themselves.

And while democratic leadership and their media activists cheerleaders remain obsessed with identity politics, it is not terribly attractive or important to democrat voters as Monmouth poll discovered earlier this year:
"Fully 87% say the race of the nominee does not matter. Just 5% say it would be better for Democrats to nominate a person of color. Similarly, 77% say the gender of the nominee does not matter. Just 7% say it would be better for Democrats to nominate a woman."
So the question is, will lesbians mug Mayor Pete and throw him under the bus in the primaries in favor of Senator Lizzy or the Voodoo Queen Kamala in an attempted vindication of Hillary Clinton???

Monday, August 26, 2019

When She Goes Down, the Left Will freak Out in a Festival of Freaking Outness Unparalleled in American History


Excerpts From Kurt Schlichter@Townhall 
Progressives’ ghoulish glee over the death of an old man turned into barely constrained panic when, later that day, it was revealed that their heroine Ruth Bader Ginsberg was just treated for pancreatic cancer yet again. Their disgraceful joy at David Koch’s passing was yet another reminder of the harsh truth that leftists want you dead or enslaved. Koch’s sin was that he disagreed with liberals (though, in important ways, also with conservatives). For that, these cretins danced around like idiots celebrating his succumbing. And they’ll celebrate when you die too. Always believe people who tell you they hate you and want you dead.
RBG’s latest successful MMA bout with the Grim Reaper is a reminder that we conservatives need to gird our loins for what’s coming when she finally leaves the Supreme Court for good. But our anticipatory loin girding is merely prudent preparation. 
We conservatives don’t want people to die simply because they have different political beliefs.  But she’s very old and she’s very sick and facing that reality is not the same as high-fiving it.   
Not wanting her to die a horrible death is not to sugarcoat the damage she has done with her utterly upside-down vision of our founding document, but to simply reaffirm a point that never should have been an issue but is an issue because of the shameful behavior of liberals like we saw with Koch.
Her constitutional jurisprudence consists of disregarding what she dislikes that’s in the Bill of Rights and making up stuff that’s not in it but that she feels – not thinks, feels – should be in it. 
She’s a terrible justice and conservatives would love to see her step down. But our side expressed no delight in her latest suffering comparable to the giddy revelry that greeted Koch’s kicking the bucket. We’re not monsters, though how long that remains true is up in the air. When you establish New Rules they tend to come back and bite you on the Schumer. 
The Democrats are already prepping the battlespace with this cheesy narrative.
The last time Democrats failed to get their way they tore the country apart. And when this all goes down, the left will freak out in a festival of freaking outness unparalleled in American history. 
The Dem candidates will go nuts. Big Chief Warren will be on the warpath, Bernie will call for revolution, Harris will say whatever she thinks is useful, Biden will start talking about how JFK visited him in the White House, and Beto will continue to be a furry. 
We’ll get lots of the “Orange man bad, orange man not nominate a judge because he bad” babble from the libs and their gimp media. Maddow will cry, Don Lemon will pound an umbrella drink and Tater Stelter will sweat profusely as he reads off the teleprompter about how Trump is literally Hitler. 
The Fredocons will weigh in with their patented brand of sissy submission to their elite tops. We’ll be informed how taking back the Supreme Court like the geebos of Conservative, Inc., promised for three decades is actually not who we are and how we’re better than that. -  Read More

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