Tuesday, September 21, 2021

The Raging Beta Boy Beto Says He May Not Be Done Yet!

Y'all remember when Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke ran for president? Well maybe not. But he did, I swear. He started strong, with a slick Vanity Fair cover and everything. But Beto just couldn't get pass his younger, smarter, gayer rival Pete Buttgig in the polls. The Under-50 White Guy lane was too crowded. And he too, couldn't out poll Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson. Beto spent like half his waking hours hopping on the countertops of coffee shops across Iowa,  saying "I am a nice safe white man. But not gay." But to no avail

And now the NYT reports The Psychedelic Warrior is kicking around the idea of becoming the next Governor of the Great State of Texas! Bless His Heart.......
"In recent weeks, Mr. O’Rourke has been making calls to Democratic leaders across Texas to inform them that he is seriously considering taking on Gov. Greg Abbott, a Republican who is up for re-election next year. And he has begun talking to supporters about having them join his campaign staff. A decision could be made in the coming weeks, the three people said, possibly as soon as October. 
No Democrat has been elected governor of Texas since Ann Richards in 1990. And no prominent Democrat has emerged to take on Mr. Abbott next year. The governor, who has built up a war chest of more than $55 million, has appeared more concerned with insulating himself from challengers on his right in a Republican primary than worrying about the general election. But Democrats see a potential opening. 
David Carney, a campaign adviser to Governor Abbott and a longtime Republican political consultant, said that he would not be surprised if Mr. O’Rourke jumped into the race. “O’Rourke has been planning to run since he got crushed in his presidential flop,” Mr. Carney said. 
"He is a target-rich environment with positions way, way out of the mainstream....."
Once O’Rourke was no longer a useful idiot in their proxy war on Trump and leftist discovered what a goober he was, they turned their backs on him. But if he decides to challenge the present Governor, Hollywood liberals will back him with cash and tweets once again because they are done fucking up their state already.

Monday, September 20, 2021

We Are Living in a Blizzard of Lies and Deceit

We are now dependent on a handful of woke billionaires to tell us what reality is. They are far more open than ever that they get to determine what are the agreed facts. Google made an explicit announcement about this recently. They said that sometimes they would put warnings on things that are factually accurate because, even though they are true, they do not think it is in society's interest for people to be seeing it.*

If you switch on the news, if you watch TV, if you listen to the radio, if you go in the Internet, you would think that the most critical issues facing the world today are a pampered, third‑rate actress whining to Oprah that she was never taught how to curtsy properly. We do not talk about anything important even as China is snaffling the world out from under us.*

Western civilization is sliding off a cliff and most citizens of most Western nations are not even aware of it. There is a moral component that we are overlooking. We live in an insane world where moral narcissism attaches to whether or not you rampage around some statue of a Confederate general who died 150 years ago. The fact that you're rampaging around the Confederate general while wearing shoes made by child labor somehow does not impact on your moral virtue at all. If you blow up the past, you make social engineering so much easier because there is nothing to go back to. We are now all warts, all the time.*

We are the civilization that built the modern world. If you do not like us, we can go back to what it was 500 years ago. Basically, the world functions because of the world we built.*

If you have no basic election integrity, essentially, all the other issues are irrelevant. You only need actually to spread fraud in six key cities in six key states. The attitude of the courts is disgusting, from the rinky dink little judge in your local county courthouse, all the way up to Chief Justice, when they say that, "Oh, well, all this is moot. There isn't sufficient fraud to have changed the result."*

I would like some of these genius jurists to then give us a figure on what is the acceptable level of fraud in American elections. Denmark, in its history, has never actually had a plausible accusation of any kind of electoral fraud. As we know, in the United States, in cities like Philadelphia, rigged election is a tradition that has long roots and goes back 150 years. Know this, that if you wake up in the morning and you switch on the radio, and there's a new story about how they're delaying announcing election results because some ballot boxes arrived in the middle of the night, you know that's either a story about an election in Sudan, or the United States.*

And they tell us the protected need to be protected from the unprotected by forcing the unprotected to use the protection that didn't protect the protected.

Oh, and I forgot. The Border is Closed.........

[*Excerpts from Mark Steyn

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Sunday, September 19, 2021

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Friday, September 17, 2021

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Thursday, September 16, 2021

So It Has Come To This......

This is where we are in the world right now. I turn on the television, against my better judgement, to find the news networks carrying another rambling speech by our senile leader, between the lies and coughing up a lung, saying pretty much exactly what democrats have been saying since the 90's - the rich don't pay their fair share and business needs to be punished. And at the same time calling the present economy better than it was pre-pandemic.

He goes on to mumble something about climate change and then turns and walks out of the room as reporters yelled questions about the Nicki Minaj's swollen testicles saga.

That was followed up by an in-depth expert economic analysis of the speech by a perky little bint who stated she was actually old enough to remember something that happen in 2011.  2011!! She's not old enough to have payed off a car note, but is a network expert on the economy telling you job creators don't pay their share of taxes (we pay 25% tax right off the top) and the only reason the country is not gold plated is because right wing nuts won't agree to spend the country into the dem's fictional paradise Stop and let me off this oblivion express.....

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Trinidad And Tobago Makes Important Announcement On Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Balls

Sorry, but this is really the only political story happening in America — the case of Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls what are actually in the nation of Trinidad and Tobago, and whether they became super-sized by the COVID vaccine — and there's an important update.

Last night, Tucker Carlson offered, like the important journalist he is, to travel in an aeroplane over the sea to Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago, to stick a microphone down Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's pants to see if that cousin's friend's balls were very big because of the COVID vaccine. As of this publishing, we do not know whether Tucker will end up making that journey. 

But the internet is telling us that the minister of health for Trinidad and Tobago, whose name is Terrence Deyalsingh, felt compelled to address the size of Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls in his COVID update. He said they "wasted so much time yesterday running down this false claim," and concluded that there is no known side effect to the COVID vaccine that includes your balls or Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls or Nicki Minaj's balls.

From what we can tell, this is all real and true and not some amazing parody. Terrence Deyalsingh is definitely the minister of health for Trinidad and Tobago. And WHATEVER caused Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls to have all the problems, it wasn't the COVID vaccine. Consider yourself informed.

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

With All The Attention On AOC, They Hardly Even Noticed Chuck Schumer

Is Not Aid & Comfort to an Enemy Treason?

"Milley took extraordinary action, and called a secret meeting in his Pentagon office on January 8 to review the process for military action, including launching nuclear weapons. Speaking to senior military officials in charge of the National Military Command Center, the Pentagon's war room, Milley instructed them not to take orders from anyone unless he was involved. 
He then went around the room, looked each officer in the eye, and asked them to verbally confirm they understood. 
Milley received a blunt phone call from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, according to the book. Woodward and Costa exclusively obtained a transcript of the call, during which Milley tried to reassure Pelosi that the nuclear weapons were safe. Pelosi pushed back. 
"What I'm saying to you is that if they couldn't even stop him from an assault on the Capitol, who even knows what else he may do? And is there anybody in charge at the White House who was doing anything but kissing his fat butt all over this?" Pelosi continued, "You know he's crazy. He's been crazy for a long time." 
According to Woodward and Costa, Milley responded, "Madam Speaker, I agree with you on everything." 
Milley was overseeing the mobilization of America's national security state without the knowledge of the American people or the rest of the world." - Bob Woodward


The media is now somehow flipping the fact that General Milley for all intent and purposes committed TREASON and framing is at a heroic act.

Sunday, September 12, 2021

Saturday, September 11, 2021

H.P. Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden Dinner Menu ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Fried Calamari 

Tendrils crusted in grit assail my palate. Begotten of the sea, yet containing the essence of a carnival. Fried and without end. At once I feel refined and base, but melancholy grips me when I spy the dressings within which this dismembered cephalopod is to dip. A mixture resembling coagulated plasma, and the other… spicy milk? A crรจme, surprisingly smooth but savory. This contradictory breach of decorum and smattering of flavors inspires terror within my heart of hearts. Hope absconds from this place

Lasagna Classico

If I survive, I will never shake the unmitigated horror. The layers: slick, flesh-colored slices… of what? I am forever unsure. Tiers of bloody stripes, as my tears soon will be. Madness controls my mouth as forkfuls of stodgy substance and sludge slide down my esophagus. Death seems certain.

Giant Cheese-Stuffed Shells

Nautilus shapes—mere facades—taunt me, oozing a nutty concoction so vile. Are they large? Or small? My eyes refuse to betray their size. The carapaces dwarf me with garnishes crunchy and uncouth. They are evil unclothed and glutted with the curdled maiden milk of many.

Chicken Parmigiana

I am filled with fear. Pullet flesh, seared to white, cast like bronze within a crunchy coat. But no, that alone is not enough—this floundering mass of tender meat slides around in a cardinal slurry alongside glutinous tentacles too many to enumerate; such that they confound the senses and simultaneously seduce my bravery to dread. I am left muttering to myself a mantra of origin unknown, “When you’re here… when you’re here… you are… family?”

Cheese Ravioli

A homogeneity characterized its flaxen cast. Bubbling sacks of slime upon a platter scorching. Beware! Doused in the pureed remains of a dozen orbic fruits, I feel my breath quicken and hands tremble as I pen its likeness as well as I might. My own mind conspires against me when presented with this frightful entrรฉe. To dine? Or will my own visage mirror its sickly jaundice? I have touched with too much haste the vessel of Hades, a burn be my meal.

The Tour of Italy

A terse presentation of memories, three to be precise. A chicken, but unclucking. A plate of worms, wriggling in saucy terror. And then, horror unbounded, a cube of entombed layers coated in a crimson, comestible smear. Dreams fleeting and reborn, of monoliths—Pisa—floating mid-air and dripping gruel. A gurgling voice emerged from the deep, a chaos that did not speak a mortal tongue, a promise emitted: “Unlimahtated brrrrurdstihks!”


Sweet, subtle, and bitter all at once upon my lips. My throat tightens at the sensation, “Surely this is erroneous?” I quake. How can a concoction both allure and despair me with such synchronicity? My stomach churns against the lactose as enzymes fret, a jolt of vitality causes my lethargy to flee, from where? A caffeinated cause? Though on the surface a horrid delight, my lugubrious nature holds firm. I shall surely die.

Red Blend Porta Vita

Swirling currents of terrible Burgundy press a cloud down upon me, a fog beyond comprehension that ever muddles and befuddles my cogitation. I am unlaced after a mere cup, uncorked after a bottle. Life swims before me though I stand on dry land—or so I thought! The abyss beckons to me and I am like to answer. Notes of tree bark.

Friday, September 10, 2021

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Thursday, September 9, 2021

Biden's Latest Performative Act for Media Consumption

This evening 46* announced that all employers with over 100 employees (except for select federal workforces of course) will be required to vaccinate their employees or administer weekly COVID tests to those who can’t or won’t get the jab. This is not good news at the Chateau de Sarcastica:
He might as well have mandated all Americans to grow wings and fly because this executive order is about as legal as murder. Joe Biden does not have the constitutional authority to require businesses to do anything. The announcement is a performative act and nothing more, but that said, the reason behind the performance is an attempt at furthering a narrative Democrats will be able to utilize from here till the midterms.

This action is destined for the Supreme Court and Democrats want to be able to have the court shoot it down so they can say it’s become so partisan that it’s willing to allow Americans to die. This, of course, is complete nonsense but many Americans will watch and believe a Pelosi press conference before they take one look at the text of a Supreme Court ruling. Democrats will say the court is filthy with partisanship and may reawaken the case for court-packing. A purely conservative court is a “scary” prospect and will energize Democrats. It’s a narrative that will become useful when it comes time to cast votes.

In a perfect world, the press would call its constitutionality into question and experts would deem it the insane ramblings of a man who belongs to a statist party, but that’s not what’s going to happen. They’ll continue to carry the water for democrats and to ring every alarm bell about how Texas is interfering with an individual’s right to choose on abortion while shouting from every working speaker that every business should be forced to vaccinate employees, even if against their will.

Biden's dictatorial mandate will fail constitutionality, but it will serve its true purpose, and that’s to convince the gullible that they need to fight against a fabled Republican death cult.


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Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Former Retail Giants Now Part of Afghan Government

Susan Rice: We Can Prove Bergdahl Swap Was a Success

From the DMF Archive March 2015: 

MFNS - On this weekends Sunday TV political gabfest, Susan Rice will once again take to the airwaves to defend the Obama administrations decision to release the Gitmo 5 and prove the success of the swap of army deserter Bowe Bergdahl for the five terrorist held at Guantanamo Bay. Fear arose by some that the notorious terrorist would rejoin jihad and continue to make trouble.

But Rice is set show the 5 men, with a generous grant from the US State Department (a forerunner of their Jobs For Jihadist program idea) are a shining example of the success of the Obama State Dept and their compassionate foreign policy toward Muslims. Rice says the 5 have given up their jihadists ways and adopted full tilt American style entrepreneur capitalism.

MFNS has acquired an advance copy of her talking points and a sponsorship graphic taken from one of the Middle East television's most popular shows, 'Late Night with Mahmoud'.

The White House has express hope the 5 would come one day to this country at conduct seminars on successful entrepreneurship in depressed areas, like Detroit and D.C.

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Sanity Returns to Governance. Left Hardest Hit.

MY GOD!! It's like Jim Crow all over again!

Just When You Thought The Left's Ideas Couldn't Get Any Crazier, In Walks Elie Mystal

Just as sure as leaves fall in an autumn breeze, when democrats get butthurt, the crazies start jumping out of the trees. And speaking of crazies, the soft skulls at the Daily Beast tells us one of the craziest of the left, Elie Mystal, has come up with a dandy resolution to thwart the Texas abortion ban: 'Abortion Trucks'.

For those not familiar with Mystal, he's now the wild haired editor-at-large at the commie rag "The Nation" who was once kicked off MSNBC for being too crazy even for them for awhile. But since George Floyd,  the network has gone full tilt grievance industry approved, Elie is allowed once again to spew his venom and pontificate about the dangers of Whiteness.

Mystal explained to host Molly Jong-Fast on the latest episode of the Daily Beast's 'The New Abnormal' podcast that the 46* could whip out his pen and actually order mobile abortion units to Texas to circumvent the new law.

Like Ice Cream trucks, but for killing babies.
“If Joe Biden via executive order established, let’s call it a federal privacy commission, and hired a bunch of doctors and empowered them to drive throughout the country in a truck or a van enforcing privacy rights, guess what? They’d be federal officials performing their duties and thus, through qualified immunity, immune from private civil actions.....”
Of course, there is the little matter of the Hyde Amendment, which blocks federal funds from being used to provide abortions except to save a woman’s life. That’s why, Mystal says real protection for rights to kill the unborn would have to come from court-packing—because the Supreme Court and the judges in the 5th Circuit who enabled this law to go forward are batshit “crazy” in his words. And So the Circus Continues.......

Sunday, September 5, 2021

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Thursday, September 2, 2021

Somebody Say Football??

Every year in the first week of September, Americans from coast to coast set aside their differences, be it religious, political and even the personal, and join in a camaraderie second to none in all of sports, professional or amateur. No sport, not even the simpleton showboat game of Basketball, which suddenly becomes popular for two weeks in March can come close to the CFB hardcore fan loyalty. Whether as an alumni, or just allegiance to your state's team, no sport, especially in the south, draws the passion and ritual of College football.

And this weekend college football jumps headlong into their much awaited 152nd season. Let's all pray for a normal season with no serious injuries or canceled games that wrecked the 2020 season.

Not to take anything away from the 2020 National Champions, but 2020 was an anomaly.  Covid denied many teams the valued practices and the stadium atmospheres that teams thrive on and grow.  An anomaly that could very well have changed the direction of the season. An anomaly I hope we never see the likes of again.

Making individual game predictions at this point would be silly, so I won't. But I won't pass up the chance of a few thoughts on the premier conference in college football ๐Ÿ˜Ž, the SEC:
* Early season polls and rankings are meaningless. Until the previous year's National Champion is beaten , they are number one and everyone else is second. No one should be ranked until game four. 
* I'm not buying the yearly Georgia hype.  If Sideshow Dan and the Florida Gators were to play the same schedule, they easily finish 11-1. 
* Don't underestimate Kentucky or Ole Missy. They very well could be spoilers. 
* Thank You Lane Kiffen for getting rid of that ugly Blue & Red uni combination. 
* No team will go undefeated in the SEC this year. The losses will surprise many.

 * Alabama will absolutely embarrass A&M in their own house.

* Do Not sleep on my Tigers.

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Fake News Aficionado "Newsman Dan" Still Out There Saying Dumb Sh*t

It’s not surprising to see Newsman Dan Rather carry water for 46* and his Democratic cohorts, but to see the disgraced ex-newsman essentially justify actions from the president that will prove catastrophic to Afghan women may be a new low for the Godfather of Fake News.

He did so while taking a stand for the killing of unborn children.

The left is losing its collective mind over the Supreme Court refusing to take action on a request to block a Texas law prohibiting most abortions after about six weeks of pregnancy. Taking effect today, the law ushered “in the most restrictive abortion law life saving measure in the nation.

And this is where our feminist hero comes into play, as Dan took to the Tweeter to slam those who had concerns about Biden leaving Afghan women to the mercy of the brutal Taliban, downplaying the plight of these women to protect his guy, while advocating for the right to kill unborn babies.
The tweet follows Arne Duncan, who served as Barky Obama’s Education Secretary, comparing the unvaccinated to suicide bombers at the Kabul airport. As for his tweet, Rather is saying those who care about the rights of women also care about protecting unborn babies, as if that’s a bad thing. But then, conservative Matt Walsh hit the nail on the head when it comes to the left’s fervid support for abortion.
Social media users were not kind to Rather over the tweet, with Life News suggesting that he may want to sit down: 
* "You support killing little girls in abortions. Sit this one out." 
* "Dude fundamentally misunderstands the pro-life movement and sentiment. And comparing women's rights under Sharia Law to women's right in Western Democracies limiting the murder of the unborn reveal just how naive this cat is."
* "Right, the people who think dismembering babies is wrong are the ones who are similar to the Taliban. Pro-abortioners always have the most sound arguments."
It's worth noting that profit-seeking fake news took hold once people in the mainstream media became as arrogant and corrupted as Dan Rather.

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Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Rarely has one image more perfectly captured the moment — and totality — of a man’s presidency.

Befuddled by time, disoriented by a riot of terrible decisions, and confused by the demand for answers......In an earlier time, the press would have hidden such a demoralizing picture........but there was no hiding this picture. And it was punctuated by what is perhaps an even worse picture. - Charles Hurt
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Sunday, August 29, 2021

New Orleans Live Hurricane Cam:

From the Balcony of the World Famous Cat's Meow Bar,
corner of Bourbon @ St. Peter Streets


[the camera pans up and down the street on a regular cycle]

It appears the entirety of N.O. has lost power.

Live Video from Houma La.

Friday, August 27, 2021

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Thursday, August 26, 2021

Kamala, America Just Ain't Feeling It Sweetie

She's polling just slightly ahead of Tree Fungus..... but not because she's as unlikeable and unappealing as any democrat since that Clinton Woman......or because she couldn't out primary a loony Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson.  It has nothing to do with the angry black woman in Manolo Blahnik shoes act......or the cackling creepy Voodoo Witch persona she sometimes projects. Or anything really to do with her indifference to the violation of constitutional rights.  But it all certainly doesn't help.

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

DOD Desperate Attempt at Good PR ๐Ÿคช

It's become obvious the last few days anyone in the Biden Administration involved in talking to the chaos in Afghanistan is trying to cover Biden's ass and make thing look as if they're running much better than they are, and score some good PR for themselves. But in the case of the inept Defense Department run by Biden's affirmative action Defense Secretary, Lloyd Austin, just took some buckshot to the face over tweet patting themselves on the back during the evacuations at Kabul airport.

The DOD tweeted complete with pictures of an Air Force plane:
 "Afghan civilians board @usairforce C-17 Globemasters at Hamid Karzai International Airport in Kabul, Afghanistan."
And the Defense Department couldn’t be prouder.

Just one problem, they can’t even get the messaging right. That’s not our damn plane.

It’s one from the United Arab Emirates. The flag is right there on the tail. You'd think they would check these things. You'd think..... Competence is just oozing all over the federal government right now. The fish rots from the head, and Biden has been an utter failure in executing this withdrawal.

Maybe if the Secretary Austin had spent less time hunting for boogie men in his ranks and payed attention to the business of "Taking Care of Business" his Deputies and his leadership wouldn't be such an embarrassment.

Biden’s shadow handlers picked other “experts” who seem almost as confused about things as he his. Like Secretary of State Antony Blinken, who always looks like he is way over his head has evidently forgotten what year it is.  On Face The Nation Blinkin says "he was on the phone with Pres Karzai the day before, when he was telling me his intent, as he put it, 'to fight to the death. Well, the next day he was gone."

Karzai left the office in 2014. You'd think.....

One would hope that America’s highest-level diplomat would know who the president of Afghanistan is, especially considering what’s happening there right now, and considering the fact that Joe Biden is ultimately responsible for what’s happening there right now.

When Biden entered the White House it was incumbent on his handlers, who ever they are, to surround him with competent, capable cabinet members who can steer him in the right direction and work as a counterbalance to his nonexistent grasp on, well, everything.

Instead, bad choices and Social Justice is making a mocker of America to the world.


Monday, August 23, 2021

Can You Name a Worst Job Than Javelin Catcher? How About Any Biden Administration Spox.

NB - To go along with two horrendously bad Pentagon press briefings and another at the State Department, the White House joined in Monday afternoon with another shellacking at the hands of the press corps on Afghanistan.

For this installment, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan and Press Secretary Jen Psaki took fire from all angles, ranging from Fox News to NPR. Led by Fox’s Peter Doocy and Real Clear Politics’ Philip Wegmann, Team Biden was grilled about whether Americans have been “stranded” by their own government, whether Americans outside Kabul will be rescued, and how can the U.S. take to heart anything that emanates from the Taliban.

Sullivan first stepped to the plate and, after ducking introductory questions from CBS’s Nancy Cordes, CNN’s Phil Mattingly, and two others, NPR’s Ayesha Rascoe fired off a heater about “why didn't the administration prepare the American public” for the “rough” and “very chaotic scenes” inside Afghanistan if such images of death and heartbreak were inevitable, regardless of when the U.S. withdrew. 

Fast-forward a few minutes to the one-two punch of Doocy and Wegmann, which featured the latter telling Sullivan that Biden “has criticized his predecessor,” “the Afghan army,” and “the Afghan government for all of their failures,” but not the Taliban. Sullivan responded to this humdinger by insisting Biden “has been very clear about his views of the Taliban” in not trusting them (even though they’ve said they need their help to get Americans and Afghan allies out of their clutches).


They really didn't expect such incoming. After all, they're democrats. Bless Their Hearts.
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Sunday, August 22, 2021

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Friday, August 20, 2021

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Thursday, August 19, 2021



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The Bastards Burnt Down the Merry-Go-Round

While the dusty rock strewn armpit of central Asia is reeling from the fallout of the U.S. withdrawal, Russian government officials and state media are busy extolling the Taliban — the new sheriff in town.

On Tuesday, an article by state news outlet Vesti gushed that the Taliban “is displaying unprecedented liberalism” towards women by allowing them to continue working in television.

On Monday, anchor of state TV channel Rossiya-24 pointed out that according to Russia’s ambassador to Afghanistan Dmitry Zhirnov, Kabul is a much more peaceful place under Taliban rule. The program showcased a clip of what appeared to be jolly Taliban members at the amusement park—riding around in bumper cars and bouncing on a trampoline.
“According to all the information coming in, the Taliban is not what it used to be... Unthinkably, they even permitted golf and soccer! The atmosphere in Kabul is so calm that Taliban fighters are riding carousels like children and jumping around on trampolines.”

The Taliban burned down the Fukin' amusement park.

A video of what appears to be the theme park set ablaze has been widely shared on the Tweeter. "The Taliban probably objected to the horses on the merry-go-round. For them, these are idols that are prohibited in Islam."

On Monday, Ambassador Zhirnov told radio station Ekho Moskvy:
“This morning, the Taliban came to us and said that since they guaranteed our safety, not a single hair would fall from the head of a Russian diplomat... Everything is very civilized, very calm...".
You know the Ambassador could imagine the feeling of the cold steel of a Taliban knife on his throat through that whole meeting.

Co-host of the Russian state TV show 60 Minutes, Olga Skabeeva, proclaimed during Tuesday’s broadcast:
“You won’t believe this, but even Afghan head-cutters from the Taliban turned out to be better crisis managers than the civilized peacemakers from the United States.” 
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Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Either Biden is Not Really In Charge or He Is Lying

National Pulse - Joe Biden’s State Department moved to cancel a critical State Department program aimed at providing swift and safe evacuations of Americans out of crisis zones just months prior to the fall of Kabul.

The “Contingency and Crisis Response Bureau” – which was designed to handle medical, diplomatic, and logistical support concerning Americans overseas was paused by Anthony Blinken’s State Department earlier this year. Notification was officially signed just months before the Taliban’s takeover of Afghanistan.

“SENSITIVE BUT UNCLASSIFIED,” an official State Department document from the Biden State Department begins, before outlining the following move the quash the Trump-era funding for the new bureau. The document is from the desk of Deputy Secretary of State Brian P. McKeon, confirmed in March by the United States Senate. 

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Tuesday, August 17, 2021

The Sisyphus of Kabul (Part One)


"Yea and I beheld Sisyphus in strong torment, grasping a monstrous stone with both his hands. He was pressing thereat with hands and feet, and trying to roll the stone upward toward the brow of the hill. But oft as he was about to hurl it over the top, the weight would drive him back, so once again to the plain rolled the stone, the shameless thing. And he once more kept heaving and straining, and the sweat the while was pouring down his limbs, and the dust rose upwards from his head..." -- Homer, "The Odyssey", Book XI.
Excerpts by Our Friend The Overlord @My Planet, My Rules
I would like to speak for a while on the subject of futility.

But first, a little background for those who do not know very much about their future dictator. It is necessary to get this out so that you may understand my current state of abject, murderous rage.

The Overlord is a 9/11 "survivor".

I put that in quotes for the following reason: I was not inside the World Trade Center on the morning of September 11th, 2001. In fact, I had just exited the building at the time Mohammed Atta and his 19 religious douchebags unleashed their Kamaikazes for Allah Shitstravaganza.

I had just left the Concourse beneath 1 WTC and was passing by the southeast side of 7 WTC when the first plane appeared directly overhead. I am alive by a matter of yards. Perhaps 40 feet. The half-a-dozen or so people 40 feet behind me were not so fortunate........."

The images now coming from Kabul, the stream of information now flowing through out of the idiot boxes to our brains, all can be reduced to a single word. 

For the last 20 years have been nothing if not an exercise in futility. In the process of "destroying the Taliban" we have, instead, destroyed ourselves. In the attempt to spread "democracy" to every shitty sandhole this side of Suez, we have fatally torpedoed our own Republic. We have, finally, although I think we all had a slight inkling of this thought before it all happened, discovered that the people we have entrusted with our safety, our security and "Our American Way of Life" are not up to the task... they never have been. 

But then again, they never were much interested in such pedestrian goals.

How do I know?

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Monday, August 16, 2021

Joe Biden Retreats Back To Camp David After Scolding Ungrateful Nation That Doesn’t Understand Why He’s Smarter Than Us…

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, August 15, 2021

Friday, August 13, 2021

Middle Finger Symphony Theater


Brought To You By BluesJunky - Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Thursday, August 12, 2021

After a One Day Work Week, 46* Heads Back Home to Delaware

The border is being overrun, violent crime rising, inflation endangers economy, renewed pandemic fear, Taliban rearms with abandoned US military equipment. After just returning Tuesday from 4 days in Wilmington, yeah, time for more vacation.
His handlers are working it to keep 46* out of the public eye.

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Your Thursday Open Thread - No Mask Required

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Turns Things Over to You, the Readers. 
 Cause She's Got Business and Shit to Attend To.....

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

Connecticut’s New Social Equity Council Plans Affirmative Action Priority for Drug Dealers

The last time we visited the elder statesman of the racial grievance industry, MSNBC host and race-hustling extortionist Rev. Al Sharpton, his beef was not enough black people selling dope, and was calling for more diversity in 'White-Dominated Weed Industry'.

The SJW Connecticut legislators have taken up his cause and worked to ensure “social equity” was included in the legalization of recreational marijuana and want the very activity that incarcerated generations of predominantly black and brown people to be first in line for permits to sell weed and not disproportionately excluded from business opportunities.” 
“We’ll finally have, within the community of Black and brown, a way to wealth creation. I think this is the opportunity to truly see the 40-acres and a mule of our ancestors.” Joseph Williams - UConn Small Business Development Center.
The new law allows people age 21 and older to possess or use marijuana up to the specified possession limit of 1.5 ounces on their person and five ounces in their home or car.  Heavily armed, 5 ounce carrying, rolling neighborhood pot dispensaries. What could go wrong? 

While blacks may be underrepresented in the legal marijuana business, they are dominant when it comes to self-employed street corner pharmaceutical and marijuana sales. And after Barack Obama did very little to help blacks for 8 years, it seems that the state of Connecticut could find a better cause to forward the black community then pushing affirmative action in the weed dealing business.

Meet the Covid Vax Version of Obamacare’s Famous Poster Child “Pajamaboy”

46* did not return from Delaware Sunday and the WH have had consecutive days with no public events and early press lids. They gave have no further guidance on POTUS’s movements for the rest of the week.  Probably Because he saw this...... 

In other news, Obamacare’s famous poster child “Pajamaboy” re-registered as a Republican today, out of sheer embarrassment.

Sunday, August 8, 2021

That Time Kim Jong Un Visited Martha's Vineyard.

Back before he became a permanent resident of the island, Barky Obama was known to bundling his extended tribe, advisors, 82% of the Secret Service and sympathetic journalist and swoop in and disrupt the beleaguered island known as "Hollywood East" during August.  It was 8 nightmarish days and nights of shut down roads and restricted movement for inhabitants of Martha’s Vineyard, who, from previous visits residents had come to liken the Obama vacation/birthday invasion to an Outbreak of Herpes.

In 2014, there were other uninvited guests to the area and our own DMF/MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE INTERNATIONAL broke the exclusive story:

MFNS Archives August 9, 2014

North Korea Spies on Obama's Martha's Vineyard Vacation


(MFNS Pyongyang) -The North Korean News Agency announced moments ago that the DPRK Navy had successfully completed a secret spy mission purposely directed at the  arrival  of the Presidential entourage on Martha's Vineyard. Nork News said the mission involved the DPRK Navy's first long voyage of their newest secret weapon, a propane/electric hybrid powered long range "Dung Class" submarine.  (photos below)

A Military spokesman said the submarine was able to penetrate the Nantucket Sound under the cover of darkness Friday morning and navigate in daylight the coastal waters of Martha's Vineyard by running shallow while towing a cardboard cutout of Secretary of State John Kerry on a windsurfing board, assuring no one would pay any attention or come near.

The newest addition to the DPRK arsenals secret voyage was commanded by the North Korean Supreme Leader himself, 1st Admiral Kim Jong Un. The mission included spending 18 hours off Cape Cod Friday to gather intelligence and two undetected passes through the Vineyard Sound in daylight on Saturday.

The major news agencies remain skeptical of the story, but MFNS have obtained exclusive Nork Naval photos taken on the mission as proof the North Koreans did indeed pull off the spy mission undetected.

{Photos Courtesy of North Korean Navy}

North Korean Sub 001 surfaces the morning of Aug 8 off the coast of Cape Cod near the
Kennedy Compound to check for intelligence (sources said none was found)

Under the cover of thick early morning fog Aug 9, waiting the arrival of the mission target,   
Kim Jung un discusses the days mission strategy with his officers.

Trolling the coast of  Vineyard Sound at periscope depth, Admiral Kim observes President Obama's arrival on the Vineyard and later practicing his golf swing at the presidential retreat before hitting the links. Kim was heard to giggle "He swing club like girl 6 year old"

Periscope reconnaissance photo of First Lady Michelle Obama 
as she leisurely wades in the surf of Martha's Vineyard beach

Periscope reconnaissance photo of who the DPRK Naval Intelligence
believes to be Barack Obama. Debate rages in the North Korean
intelligence community as to whether this is really the President,
or just some goofy looking skinny black guy with no balls wandering
around the golf course near the Presidential retreat

Stay Tuned to Middle Finger News for any developments 
on the latest taxpayer funded Obama Vacation.

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